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I was 17 and dating a much older woman. She was batshit insane and I was depressed so I let things drag on for far too long, and through my clouded, depressed thoughts I realized I needed to break up with her if I wanted to get better. I went to her apartment to break up with her and she said that if I did she would kill herself. I was naive and fell for it and blamed myself for her deluded way of thinking and fell into her manipulations. She said she would kill herself if we didn’t fuck right then, to prove I still loved her and wanted her. I was young and thought that if I didn’t do this I’d essentially have someone’s blood on my hands. I couldn’t get it up naturally, but after awhile she got me erect and then she climbed on top of me. I just felt so defeated and I laid there like a corpse. She ground down on me for an hour, but it felt like forever. And even though I was much stronger and larger than her, she held my arms down. It hurt, and I winced with each downward movement she made. I just felt so apathetic and used and numb afterwards.

Me on the right

men cant be raped unless it's pegging

why are they llaughing?
are they laughing at me???

FUCK U

first

the gf

me on the left

There's a cute Asian girl who sits next to me in one of my classes
She was wearing tight white pants today
She's also extremely short

wtf why is the white guy on the left

More like who wants to see my penis haha

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you liked it you slut

I'm sorry, but that's just how it is. Not everyone can get a fair about of Mike Ikes, you know?

I bet theyre gonna get lost in those woods or brush some poison oak

dumb bitch, thats what trails are for

Cutie French girl

There's a qt boy who sits next to me in one of my classes

HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT!

*raises hand*

I have an extra pair :]

There's a beta with autism shoes who sits next to me in my economics class

*shows you my penis*

I remember that there was a group of NERDS who were sitting behind me and talking loudly about the Nintendo Switch

god these pictures are so corny, retards don't even realize that the point of the picture is to show that you're in a visually stunning and exotic location, not at some shitty music festival or overgrown field.

God I love being handsome

God i love being ugly

>Sacramento poster isn't even in cali
>SanFran poster is a chi
>LA poster is a chi
>1 of the non-county posters is a chi

>it's just me and placer
Starting to think cali was a mistake ha ha

>tfw there's a cute blonde chick I work with who occasionally doodles stuff
>she found out I also draw stuff sometimes
>asks to look at some stuff I draw
>"Wow, user, this is really cute, but, uh, next time, could you show me something that isn't lesbian porn?"
>mfw
I mean, at least she thinks it's cute but no, I don't have any non-lesbian porn drawings.
L-lewd...

post pic

God I love being average looking

Too bad you're here

God I love being gay

God I love being white

W-what about me

>starting too
don't want to blind you
take it back.

*suckles yuor penis*

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I'm dating a qt boy atm but I can flirt with them and they'll flirt back most of the time

If california leaves, then texas should leave so it balances everything out

Oh by the way I finally got a gf so my gf getting chronicles end here

>Starting to think cali was a mistake ha ha
In part, it is.

Sorry.

That's right, gobble it up you little slot.

you're a mistake

What are you all doing for Valentine's Day

if youre not placer and you're not the one who posted his dick then who are you
oh wait are youre that muh slav heritage guy?

literally me

>the remaining parts of the US would be whiter than your country

you take that back right now

>tfw I'm the gf

>President signs an order temporarily banning visas and refugees from 7 countries
>World wide chimpout
>literally hitler
>Previous president signed executive order banning refugees from Iraq and Syria for 6 months
>nothing happened

Really makes you think...

Can't, gonna go cook some bacon

>you're not the one who posted his dick

I look better than you desu

prove it

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FUCKIN' TEASE.
YOU get back here RIGHT NOW and finish the job.

I think we can all agree Im the most lovable poster from california

neat
don't forget to update the map

You're mean to me

Stop drinking milk.

listening to some old Thrice

you're the non-county chi
or mulatto, fuck if i know

you have terrible taste in everything

I dated a 26 yrs old woman when I was 18 and it was fucking awesome, we broke after a year and a half because our schedules would be very busy, I got into the uni and wanted to experience new stuff with other girls, she feel the same, we split up and the following six months we casually hung out to fuck or eating, I saw her a month ago in the subway and we got really excited, she was the best relationship I've ever had and I'm really happy for her because she got a better job.

I can't imagine being like a faggot with such a defeating attitude toward life who has a girl interested in myself.

finally
i've been saying this for years now

I just tell it like it is

I'm not a CHI or a multatto

mmm I would, i kinda don't feel like it though.
I just got done working out too, I'm hot, glistening and tired now.

it's good you had fun together

>brown dick
>not chi or mulatto

delet this

says the guy who likes boys

ah
uh

post the map

>brown
But it's not. I've also posted my arm before and people said that I was unhealthily pale. I also can't tan.

zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625

>the only retort people have against me is edited pictures

I truly am great

*I truly am gay

it's possible they think you're too autistic to write a proper response to

Literally color picked your dick
its brown senpai

Odessa user has a fine chick for their picture.

Well 23andme did say that I'm 0.01% Sub Saharan African, so I guess I'm black.

>Playing Fallout 4
>Pressed Esc while disconnecting the headphones
>Game crashes(wtf)
It's a good thing this game autosaves every 10 minutes or every time I check my pip-boy

american on the right

>why yes, I play Fallout 4

God I hate limeys

Ironically enough that chick is based out of Gorst Washington. Espresso gone crazy. Happy fapping my dudes

That was me I'm not really gay and I don't live in California.

What do you think of my arm, /cum/?
imgur.com/a/hOnZM

you suck cocks

>tfw to inteligent to be a yankcuck

that'still rape in all levels

On Facebook I should add. Used to go there all the time when I lived up there.

why does it look like so wrinkled

Sue me

CHI

stop posting my gf, go post more dicks for your fag friends

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I have a very rare skin condition

it's a cock I think