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/mlb/ General: Teboq edition

MIN:Twins promote Buxton back up to the majors
TOR:Aaron Sanchez yields unearned run over six
BAL:Adam Jones (hamstring) could return Friday
NYM:Mets acquire RP Fernando Salas from Halos
CLE:Kluber fans 11, yields three runs over eight
NYM:Neil Walker will likely undergo back surgery
BOS:Red Sox to promote Yoan Moncada on Friday
BAL:Diamondbacks trade Michael Bourn to Orioles
LAA:Nolasco fires complete game shutout vs. Reds
MIA:Marcell Ozuna exits game with sore left wrist
HOU:Dallas Keuchel pushed back due to fatigue
LA:Rich Hill (blister) scratched Wednesday night

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JaCoby

>Puig will be mine, just you wait

>6 for 37 with RISP in the series

for what purpose?

Royals

>'

JUST CHANGE THE FUCKING FILENAME ALREADY

funny thing is they're not even the worst New York team with hitting with RISP. I think the mets are dead last

they cant possibly get out of this one can they?

>Reddick

actually played a part in the comeback...

>no, not until I get my men

A's
Fuck your faggot ass team lmao

I miss spring

SOMEONE KILL THAT STUPID FUCKING BUG REEEEEEEEEE

>rookies

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What in the fuck is up with the Rich Hill blister? What kind of fucking blister hampers someone for this long???

She bang, eh?

dick blister

wtf am i looking at?

giants are paying him to miss starts

>doyers avoid getting swept
>keep 1 game lead over jints
who else /sweatingbullets/ here

dodgers have been a shit team ever since May. We are only in first place due to a shit division and the biggest payroll in baseball.
I give us 20% odds of winning the division and 10% odds of making it to the NLCS

24 years of being a dodgers fag has only taught me woe and disappointment

We killed that bug for you guys.

You're welcome

Chris Young is a bad pitcher. The day off will rejuvenate the memes. Saving the magic for the more important series against Detroit

Let's go Royals

Swiggity swooty. Mets coming for that wildcard booty.

i would

he throws his curveball literally 50% of the time

>A FUCKING BUG

Post players you want to see suffer a life-ending injury

THE
MANTIS
IS
DEAD

You fuckin pessimist.

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>This Yankee team just ended the Mantis

Really makes you think

he looks cute

Do you honestly think kershaw can return to 100% ace form in a month?

Do you think fucking Maeda or Urias is a #2 ace that can win clutch playoff games

dodgers are going to be first round exits YET AGAIN

Doing what other """""""""playoff""""""""" """"""""""teams""""""""""" couldn't

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I'd enjoy sniffing the shit outta that ass

>Yankees bullpen went 7 innings of no hit ball

Andrew Miller BTFO

>The Red Sox couldn't beat the Royals despite having a better offense than the Yankees, and a bullpen about the same talent level

Are the Yankees for real?

theyve been good since the all stark break, the hitting and bullpen both have been on par except for this series with the rockos of course.

suddenly >we went back to full >RISP mode, hope they turn it around, Kersh comes back, Maeda has a solid rebound, Urias keeps up the good work, etc etc

>Are the yankees for real
i don't think so. All the teams above us are better while the rest of the schedule is filled with AL East teams that kick our shit in.

what if the Mets sign PWIG?

This series against the rox is just a hiccup, after back to back grueling series against .500 teams....

r-right guys?

List 10 of the better position players and 10 of the better pitchers in the game right now, in your opinion. Ignore age-35+ guys we all know are making it (Pujols, Ichiro, Beltre, etc.)

THEN rate their HoF chances on a scale of 1 to 10–10 being an absolute lock and 7.5 being the cutoff for a yes. Assume each player continues their current pace for 4-5 more years and has a normal trajectory to the end of their career.

>Position Players/DHs
Mike Trout – 9
Robinson Cano – 8
Miggy – 9
Dustin Pedroia – 7.5
Ian Kinsler – 7
Joe Mauer – 8.5
David Ortiz – 6.5
David Wright – 4
Evan Longoria – 6.5
Joey Votto – 7

>Pitchers
Clayton Kershaw – 9
Felix Hernandez – 8
Cole Hamels – 6.5
Chris Sale – 5
Justin Verlander – 7.5
Max Scherzer – 5
Zack Greinke – 7.5
Jon Lester – 7.5
David Price – 6

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>Jays, Red Sox and Orioles all face each other in their last 2 series

Gonna be fucking crazy. Great atmospheres for sure.

They got some ridiculously lucky breaks. They got to face 2 (two) starters coming straight off the DL.

Our bullpen has literally been the worst bullpen since the ASB, and it's not even close.

reeeeeeeeeeee fuck you

I don't think they need a 23rd outfielder.

>"mvp"

Would you rather:
>Place all of your trust onto Jash Danulson
OR
>Pitch Andy Pettitte in the 8th inning

Anyone got some of those "nurse" memes? I quite liked them

a real sophies choice

>Pitch Andy Pettitte in the 8th inning
WAIT UH SEKKIND

JD
I know this a meme but it's a stupid one

You may only reply to this post if your team plays tomorrow

I'd let JD take my 11 year old sister out for sodie pops and milkshakes. In Jash we trust.

TSUUUUUUUU

Yes >my team plays tomorrow on Friday

>miggy
i feel like he's a 10, straight up

the sole triple crown hitter of our generation. i wonder if we will ever see it happen ever again

>papi
>6.5
hope he never makes it in the HoF. but Piazza the bacne man made it, so I guess he will too.

>choke artist in the most important games
>basically a lock

S-samardzija's gonna shut down the c-cubs tomorrow...srsly

wack list but mostly wack ratings

wow hey dont be a dick you know what he meant, this is a real rude post dude

he's sandy koufax all over again. if it turns out his back is irreparable like Wright's, they'll have a special election to get him in the Hall. He's too good now to not get elected.

>braves padres

>David Wright

I say this with a heavy heart. No.

The media, and by extension a lot of BBWAA voters, absolutely love Papi, so it's not that farfetched to think he has a decent shot at the Hall.

And with the way recent candidates that have roids history have slowly been getting more votes, it's just a matter of time before a big "failed test" guy gets in.

that hat doesnt even fit that toad's head

what the heck

>only 4 games tomorrow

why is this allowed?

>Miggy – 9

Because Thursdays fucking blow

zionist conspiracy

does it look like he gives a heck at the moment?

he obviously has bigger things to worry about

>Scherzer, Sale, at 5 and Price at 6

don't have a specific number in mind for any of the three but they belong above the cutoff, imho

Who has the best healthy batting lineup in the league in terms of overall power, ability to get on base and baserunning?

the kid is a god. i love watching him play

boston overall

none of them do

fuck you

boston, pretty easily

hello friends

don't get me wrong, i'm glad the dodgers hit a slam and won, but really it just shows that coors is an absolute joke of a stadium

Maybe they should build an underground stadium

they should just play in here 2bh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheyenne_Mountain_Complex

Easily Boston. If they had an average manager, this team would be fucking elite. Thank god that they dont

>1st in runs
>1st in hits and BA
>1st in doubles
>1st in total bases
>1st in RBIs
>1st in OBP
>1st in SLG
>therefore, 1st in OPS
>1st in BABIP
>1st in wOBA
>1st in wRC and wRC+

Guess which city this one is.

bahstin

>average manager


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>average

>No matter what we will get a Price/Verlander/Tillman/Happ/Kershaw/Bumgarner/Syndergaard/Wainwright Wild Card game matchup

This last month will be GOAT

>virgin detected

oh i should probably read the post next time

why did the Rockies decide to imitate the 2011 texas rangers, /mlb/?

why'd they do it?

so srsly your list is gaaarbage and you are a virgin

>we will play Boston and Baltimore in the last two series

To personally fuck my day up

not my list

chris sale has 5 full seasons, but he's a HOF LOCK GUYS!!!

>implying john farrell isn't MotY material
are all red sux fans this retarded?

what happens in coors is not the rockies' fault
physics and probability are to blame

delete THIS

>Big Poopi gets eliminated in the Wild Card game

Best possible scenario

Didn't Hamilton accidentally kill a fan that year?