/heem/: maia edition

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News:

mmajunkie.com/2016/08/georges-st-pierre-eyeing-ufc-206-return-interested-in-bouts-with-woodley-diaz-and-maia

mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-on-fox-21-winner-demian-maia-mma-needs-to-be-treated-as-a-sport-not-a-show

mmajunkie.com/2016/08/end-of-an-era-following-promotions-sale-matchmaker-joe-silva-leaving-ufc

mmajunkie.com/2016/08/marcin-held-diego-sanchez-kelvin-gastelum-jorge-masvidal-teed-up-for-ufc-fight-night-98

Other urls found in this thread:

tmz.com/2016/08/31/cm-punk-ufc-203-guarantee-win/
mmafighting.com/2012/5/4/2998733/a-tale-of-two-diaz-brothers
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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maia is god

You should have included TUF in here bro.
I didn't know it was starting and have missed the best episode. There's no point now since we know it'll be on weekly

Da Leff 'and ov God

Schaub is God and Conor is Jesus.

Schaub is literally the one true God of earth and the heavens.

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Why do you save these pictures? Are you actually gay?

Schaub = God
Conor = King
Joanna = Queen
Mike Perry = Racial Defense Force
Nate = Court Jester

The sad thing about Schaubposting now is you can tell it's not as natural as it was before and is instead a few guys forcing it just because they feel like they should. They're clinging on to an old meme with hope and there are some who cling on because they're new and want to fit in.

The Schaubposting used to be better. It's not the same people anymore, it's all just one big act that's hardly difficult to see through

heem yourself from reality

I wish I had the will and determination of a Schaub poster. I would be more successful in life and would actually work harder to achieve my life dreams as I couldn't get tired or bored.

wtf bro just because i save a few pics of my fav fighter brendan schaub i'm gay now? not cool bro..

It all started as a joke to make fun of a completely horrible fighter, the same way you can type "artem" or "pendred" and that'd be the joke but actual casuals thought that if they did it they could stand out less and now some poor idiot out there actually got baited into thinking that horrible podcast is actually worth listening to.

Is there any pornstar or porn where the girl looks like joanna?

100% of Artem's loses are due to shitty decisions. Like both Diaz bros

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Wait what, new TUF's already started?

Bless

MAIA
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>user, what are you looking at?

Heem is proving to be too desperate for a new hypetrain now that Conor has been perma-derailed.

>mike perry
>maia

this man is the future

I think you guys are underestimating how famous CM Punk is.

He has more twitter followers than Conor McGregor. He will bring in a lot of the PPV buyers that only Brock would have brought in before.

Who wore it better?

Maia has nothing to do with a hypetrain.
He is anti hype by nature.

More like underestimating him as a potential fighter period. Anyone with the understanding, training, money and will can be a good fighter in the UFC, it's not rocket science.
Anyone with a good punch strenght and some luck can be a champion, we can ask GSP about that.
With his fame and if he's a good fighter he can be bigger than Conor.

He may be in USA. Around the world I guarantee you, Conor is way bigger.

conard looks like he bought a chinese knockoff version

Maia is the de-railer of hype

King Punk is coming next week. Rest up Mickey.

This. I had literally never heard of the guy until the UFC thing.

I bet CM Punk is more popular outside the world than he is in the actual US.

Why don't we see more Taekwondo in the UFC?

Donald Cerrone said he was fighting someone on JRE #840

Who is he fighting?

tmz.com/2016/08/31/cm-punk-ufc-203-guarantee-win/

Reminder that this webm is how leg kicks are meant to be used, not for point scoring. You should be kicking your opponent with the fury of a thousand suns.

>/heem/: boring af, hugbutt pussy edition
Ftfy.

I'm telling you man, as a foreigner, CM Punk is absolutely not bigger than Conor.

Cause it doesn't work

jej

Lawler

Robbery Loller

My gosh that's embarrassing.

Conor's hypetrain is back on the tracks lads, he will KO Floyd by the end of the year

>9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - Gafurov vs Lisita

I am so hyped.

Rory seemed to see Lawler's test results that were posted first on reddit then here....

>gooble gobble we accept him one of us

He'll gas out in the 2nd round and Floyd will win by decision.

Which current fighter has pound for pound the most heart?

Rory, Conor, Paige Van Zant

Bisping tbqh

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>uriah hall's career

Really makes you think

>implying floyd won't take a dive by acting like a cocky shit and dropping his hands to set up a rematch so they can cash in twice

don't act like anyone was picking holly before that fight

If I put a cheeky tenner on cm punk to win via KO in the first and he doesn't but he still wins, will I get paid?

heem truly is love

ronda lost the fight for pyschological reasons

Does UFC 203 get over 650k PPV buys?

Or do something really stupid like drink her own koolaid and convince herself she can win a standup battle with a taller opponent who has a reach advantage and has won championships in boxing and kickboxing going back more than a decade.

>chris_weidman.webm

>that sneaky smile on nate's face
fucking cute desu
also when nate said his brother nick was the best fighter in the world in the interview. warmed my cold bum heart yeh

Am I the only one here that thought Lauzon v Miller 2 was average as fuck?

i think that's the commonly held opinion

>best fighter in the world
>7-7 in the ufc

It was an alright match, so I agree with you yeah

Did anyone listen to Chael's podcast with Nate today?

Why is Nate such a cuck to his brother?

Actually a decent amount were.

>Joe Silva leaving UFC
I've been asking for this for a while, fuck the rematch-obsessed manlet.

Do you have a big brother?

Both are retards

>If i place a bet that loses and it loses do i still win?

What did he mean by this?

except for the shitty janitor

baseball

mmafighting.com/2012/5/4/2998733/a-tale-of-two-diaz-brothers

I’d spent all Saturday in their Lodi gym, though this time they were both there, for several hours. When they finally wrapped up a marathon training session I got to sit with Nate in the locker room and show him an old photo of him, his brother, and -- according to Nate -- their sister, which had been floating around the internet for the last few years.

Nate instantly recognized the photo when I brought it out, but it seemed as if he hadn’t looked at it in years. He certainly didn’t seem aware that it was on the internet, or that it had been passed around so much by fans who had become enthralled with the legend of the Diaz brothers and their life in the 209.

"We were like third grade or second grade here. It’s crazy," he said, his eyes misting over. "Man we grew up in poverty, in the ghetto, just a really s----y environment. Like right here, we lived in a hotel. Us and my mom, just living in a hotel."

Back then, he explained, his big brother was his guide to the whole world, just like he would later become his guide to the world of MMA. Their mother, he said, tried to keep them out of trouble and focused on the positive things in their lives.

"We were pissed off kids, but she’d say, ‘No, people are good,’" Diaz said. "But growing up, Nick was older, he knew everything was bad. He knew other people weren’t like this, they had good stuff and nice houses. We’d be sitting in the motel waiting for my mom to get off work. My sister and I didn’t know any better. As long as cartoons were on, we were fine. But Nick, he knew. People would always mess with Nick. He’s always been like that."

>such a cuck to his brother

This cuck meme is the worst thing to ever plague Sup Forums. You are a moron.

According to Nate, Nick is the only reason he got into fighting in the first place and without that he probably would be either in prison, dead, or just a complete failure.

>or just a complete failure

I have bad news for you lad...

>I have bad news for you lad...

Yes?

>Yes?

It's worse than I thought

It is also disrespectful to people with actual cuckold fetishes

I'm just sure I saw an user post a betting slip where he got paid less but still paid for being correct about the win but not the way the fighter won

You sound like one of the most miserable people on this site.

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Yeah I'm just depressed and awful

inb4 3 day ban for foxposting

field hockey

I'll show you a foxpost

How will Wonder Boy deal with motivated Tyron?

naw m8

this a fox

Distance and meme kicks

One (1) kick in the jaw

Tyron will flat line wonderpedo with one punch

Doesn't even matter, they're keeping the belt warm for Maia and they both know it.

Wonderboy would get subbed on demand.

>Dana confirms Honda won't be at UFC 205

Thank fuck.

Kys, Tyrese.

Stay buttmad Rodrigo

Not Spanish.

Stay up to date, loser cuck.

>Ronda was trying to box with Holm
Not this fucking shit again

>not spainsperg assblasted as always

>he says as he makes le funny jokes about black men fucking his imaginary girlfriend