1. your country

1. your country
2. Tell me about your kettle.. you are civilised enough to own a kettle, right?

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i actually own 2 kettles desu

suck my dick

Saw a yank try english tea on youtube and he actually microwaved the water

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I'm not some kind of a dumb subhuman from 5th world

of course I have it

>even russians own kettles
>americans don't

really says a lot about the world

My kettle broke a few days ago and I've been boiling water with the microwave

Also he put the sugar on top of the teabag like a fucking cunt

Uh...well

It's black with a white handle
It has a button on the handle
You press the button down
Water boils (if present)
the button pops back up
you now have hot water

Use the hob you joke

we have a hot water urn because we're not fucking savages and expect boiling water on demand

What's the point of this? Can't you just boil water on the stove?

where in canada do you live such that you can afford a hot water tank made from something other than ice?

The pipes in my house get hot enough to be able to make tea with sink water. It saves time.

This is mine, we like the glass so we can tell when it needs cleaning

Only dinks and limeys own kettles

Prove me wrong

We need to step up our game and get a Samovar.

obviously

my kettle situation is pretty dire at the moment.
using a hand me down and no brita filter either (thames ""water"")

I've got this with the Brita filter at the top, pretty good.

It's an urn that it holds about 5 L of water at about 95°. I live in Maryhill and overcharge rich Chinese immigrants for a living.

>got mom an electric kettle for christmas after seeing threads about it on Sup Forums and how much better it supposedly is than microwaving water
>she still microwaves water instead of using the kettle

I have the same kettle as OP, but I had never once seen an electric kettle until I moved to Canada.

>microwaving water

Why the fuck do Americans microwave water like faggots?

>Drinking radiated Jew.

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It's still in the box. I don't drink tea

We use seperate pot to boil water so...

I have one, but it's a piece of shit with no on/off switch. It just turns on when you plug it in. I'm a poorfag college student.

>microwave their water
>wear their shoes indoors
>don't put their socks in the oven

what the fuck is wrong with americans?

how can one exist without kettle

why wouldnt you microwave it? it would still be hot would it not?

R A R E
whats wrong wth microwaving water, and why the fuck would i cook my socks in the over you retard

to keep them warm, you dumb or something?

>not waking up to a comfy pair of 200 degree socks
subhumans baka

>not putting your socks in the oven
>wanting to have cold feet
You must be some special kind of retard

Yes I do. One is electric kettle, one is the stove kettle. There's also a teapot as well.

Get an electric blanket and just put socks under there when it's cold so when you wakeup in the morning you have toasty warm socks. It also works with sweaters and shirts and underwear.

So you call kettle both the kettle and the heating platform?

I live in La Crosse WI so its cold as fuck no matter I do with snow and shit, cooking my socks wont make apartment warmer. might as well microwave socks and put my tea in the oven

Yes, I even drink PG
give passeport please

Its called Ketli here.

americans don't own kettles it's kind of hilarious

Yeah, it's a DeLonghi, I use it everyday to brew tea to drink in the evening.

You want the water at a rolling boil, something impossible to do with a microwave.

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They don't even use metric, kek.

Why is this a meme? Nobody I know microwaves water. Everybody owns stovetop kettles.

I dont know a single other american who has a kettle

when i was in america on holiday i asked my hotel why they didn't have a kettle

turns out they take way too long to boil water at 110v

I own a french press for coffee which i pour water heated on my stovetop into if that counts as civilized

Shop brand

Fancy Tory twat.

I own a £5 kettle from Tesco

stop memeing

You and I both know at least every other American household has a stovetop kettle.

They have a shit electrical system, so kettles suck in their country,

This is true. That's why we have stove kettles. Electric ones take even longer to get boiling than a kettle on the stove because of our shit electrical output.

>microwave their water
Damn, Americans are really fucking stupid.

I'm not memeing, maybe its because I live in the midwest but I do not know anyone with a kettle, what would we even use it for? we make coffee with cffee makers and french presses

Americans only have 110 volts ?

LMAO and they consider themselves first world ? haha the fuck

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For tea, tea comes out shit unless you have a rolling boil.

are you some kind of rich fuck? why the fuck would i make tea when i can get a can of the good stuff across the street at Kwik Trip for 99 cents

litterally never seen a french press of my life
why are Americans obsessed with France ?

I'm not using that anymore because the plastic after taste.

i dont give a fuck about france, its just called a french press, same thing with french fries

American ingenuity.

Some of our ladies are really into the French theme. To your country's credit your history has brought some great contributions in literature (many of disney's fairytales), cuisine, fashion and puff mess, not to mention that the French accent of a sweet girl is sexy! And last but not least you helped us win our freedom. Thanks again Frenchiebro

>“I-It’s not like I like you or anything you b-b-baka Frenchy! ;_;”

Who the fuck drinks hot tea

right? arizona tea is whats up

haven't had it in a long time though. is their arnold palmer still nice?

Americans can't even bring an iron bar to boiling point with their 110 volts haha

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Electric stove = use an electric kettle.
Gas stove = use a kettle for the stove.

We have a porcelain one.

I'm dating an American girl, and get this: when she makes tea, she boils the water in a pot

Maker has all the families here. Very convenient to get hot water for a few minutes.

Why not Tefal or Moulinex? They're both good affordable French brands made in your country, not the Chinese shit that Carrefour sells.

Yeah, i used to drink a lot of english breakfast and earl grey, thus i used a kettle. Stopped using it because i been drinking drip coffe

I use it erry day.

Already in my house when I moved in

>tfw Keurig 2.0 with water always heated

Step it up poorfags

Or, you know, have a heated house?

It's the exact one in your photo :O

Get out of my house!

If only kettles were guns, no one would ever invade the UK again.

>kettle
>civilized
barbarian herders plz..

But that's for coffee Beppe

>he never has to leave his home when it's cold

Pots and cauldrons are better than kettle

A
FUCKING
MICROWAVE

The eternal Kermit submits once more to the beady eyed Anglo.

1. The Original Cool
2. I own a kettle. They're cheaper then quookers. Maybe in my next house.

>Not owning an assault kettle
The government can suck my cock and take it from my cold dead mug.

Bit like this. Simple and minimalist. Never leaves the stove.

That's a waterheater though. And yes of course I own that. It works great for both tea and coffee (when used together with a french press).

It is that exact model

Drop the shitty PG Tips and get some Yorkshire Tea.

whats the difference between this and the red one?
tea brands are a bit of a meme but I agree that pg is shit tier next to this. drinking a mug now.