Rym / Sonemic General

Positive faggot edition

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rateyourmusic.com/~jmarvin_
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rateyourmusic.com/~cancherito
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rateyourmusic.com/~tryhard
rateyourmusic.com/~Synusoid
rateyourmusic.com/~asadv
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rateyourmusic.com/~UncrustUs
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S69812150#p69826007
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S69812150#p69819587
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S69812150#p69819813
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list of idiots who write cringey & stupid reviews:

-Cosmiagramma
-german_overalls
-RNG
-No_
-Fastro
-theboldcolor
-Skogwald
-art3infinity
-thedb


more to come

tfw started the positive faggot

tfw started sal the dadrocker

tfw started montie the britpopper

tfw started /gaily/

tfw started neo-mu

who are the leading glitchwave patricians?

i fucking hate normies and gaily theo fucking neo-rym/montie users

No_ is almost always on point, never """cringey""" just low-effort, and theboldcolor is a good writer

Fastro is just unintentionally funny

Can't stand Cosmiagramma tho

>be le me
>go on le rym
>read le review
>le basic positive gaily faggot thedb wrote another review
>rush to post it on le sonemic general
>thread 404s

OFFICIAL DIARRHEA USERS 2017 EDITION

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rateyourmusic.com/~Noff
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rateyourmusic.com/~fisillk
rateyourmusic.com/~Pate
rateyourmusic.com/~cosmictones
rateyourmusic.com/~Ricoshet777
rateyourmusic.com/~bobfedex
rateyourmusic.com/~genoveffa
rateyourmusic.com/~Prismadoll
rateyourmusic.com/~schtraw
rateyourmusic.com/~candysezra
rateyourmusic.com/~plsnohate
rateyourmusic.com/~regency
rateyourmusic.com/~jmarvin_
rateyourmusic.com/~Montie_Ray
rateyourmusic.com/~yurelvis123
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rateyourmusic.com/~MalcolmXWing
rateyourmusic.com/~hamtrax
rateyourmusic.com/~phlg
rateyourmusic.com/~kanaberal
rateyourmusic.com/~herb_guy
rateyourmusic.com/~caviarrr
rateyourmusic.com/~Aeroslut
rateyourmusic.com/~Jangle_Bojangle
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rateyourmusic.com/~Shamepai
rateyourmusic.com/~rossbear
rateyourmusic.com/~CoalFelps
rateyourmusic.com/~SedFlanbird
rateyourmusic.com/~the_lockpick
rateyourmusic.com/~thedb
rateyourmusic.com/~JackAnderson94
rateyourmusic.com/~layzahwolfy
rateyourmusic.com/~tartarkastike
rateyourmusic.com/~gummaz
rateyourmusic.com/~Zed_Lamp
rateyourmusic.com/~tryhard
rateyourmusic.com/~Synusoid
rateyourmusic.com/~asadv

ShandeanMandean, Avery_Island

ITT: Nu-males

tfw diarhea rym user posts cringey comments on my favorite album

some of us are girls

RNG makes pretty great lists

Some of you guys are alright.

Don't log on RYM today.

What's the requirment for being a DIARRHEA USER? Just posting your profile in /rym/ threads?

>Zizekian

tfw banned on rym for calling out cringey theo gaily faggots and now i cant access le glitchwave so i can make repost their cringey comments about video games

>share screenshots of glitchwave with source edited to make it look like im logged in as etinarcadiaego
>report the screenshots to sharifi
>etin gets banned from glitchwave

video games aren't patrician

t. pleb

doesn't seem to be because i'm not on there.
speaking of that:

rateyourmusic.com/~sailingedvard2

t. avant-cuck

>go to applebees for a date with le derpina
>she asks me what my hobbies are
>'uhh, hehe w-well, i post p-profiles from rateyourmusic d-dot com on fuh fuh fourchan threads and uh....'
>she looks confused as i continue to mumble incoherencies
>asks me what my favorite bands are
>i flip the table over

fucking theo gaily faggot

im not on this thank you i love you

>last night i had a dream my school was rym

fuck if only

being a positive faggot, read the OP

Not really sure what constitutes a "positive faggot", but I have posted my profile in the past and my rating curve is centered on a ~3 average

are you a normie?

he's actually pretty cute =)

tfw depressed and NEET

tfw the only part of life that brings me joy is making fun of online music listening profiles and how they're bad at having opinions

>listening to dadrock britpop

ISHYGDDT

same, post your profile btw

Not really I just stay at home all day, studying.

can't, sharifi would ban me

>mfw i post my profile in this thread and my account gets banned

boldfaure was a cunt but you have to admit he knows how to review

The epic fail here is beyond reproach. Gentlemen, shall we dox these veritably positive faggots?

Agreed.

>tfw boldfaure was a cunt
>tfw but he reviewed well

rateyourcomics when?
comicemos when?

this is the best general on Sup Forums =D

you guys are really funny haha

>tfw embryo
wdhmbt lads?

>go on the rym page for back to mono
>notice several new 5.0s since i last checked
>start panicking
>reach for my ritalin bottle
>mom forgot to refill it

Fuck. What do, lads?

What's the opposite of a positive faggot?

Me: the supreme gentlemen and chief arbiter of Good RYM Users.

boldfaure was a fag but you have to admit he knows how to diddle a butt

Spit some good users

a negative creep

BAYAR

Every one that posts in these threads and contributes amazing, thoughtful and interesting content like Those are the true polytriciatans.

faggots

...

ham-faced turkroach poptimist piece of shit

why so buttblasted

>tfw im much more attractive than other people on the internet

Sorry, no pics, you'll just have to take my word for it.

Bayar Fucked My Bitch

jealousy is ugly even online ''user''

can't wait for april 2016

I like how he keeps changing his pictures

If it ain't BAYARcore, I don't want it no more

ohh shiit! what a trip! somehow it feels like a Swans album from an electronic robot-univers or something. seriously.. haha so funny to imagine all the robot music nerds with a swans shirt and a robot anthony fantano who gives this album a 10/10 XD

Let's get together, and eat creamsicles in the morning sun.
>rateyourmusic.com/~UncrustUs

like when he called the ark work a gesamtkunstwerk? lmaoooo

REVIEW STYLE RANKINGS

>die painfully tier
review is you grandstanding about your taste in music (e.g. "Nowhere near as good as Avery Island." - spencerrich)

>die in your sleep tier
random piece of creative writing you did while listening to the album (e.g. "They found him in his comfort room, degraded old videos of sunsets and beach parties shuddering their way through time. A glass of spilled orange juice lays on the ground next to him". - Cosmiagramma)

>delete your account tier
review is mainly or wholly some sort of meme or reference (e.g. "Revenge of the tambourine-headed woman on the beach!" - Prkl)

>diarrhea tier
review that amounts to "i dont get it" (e.g. "I refuse to accept that this isn't a joke album. Bad 80's music, barely chopped and screwed. Absolutely disgusting." - mattgee725)

>shit tier
one liners (e.g. "When I first heard this album, I was captivated and drawn into a new passion for the here and now." - onanarrowplain

>bad tier
attempting to convey the 'spirit' of the recording through prose style (e.g. pic)

>mid tier
description of music + opinion

>high tier
actual deconstruction

>god tier
deconstruction with prosaic flair

>tfw to smart too hate liturgy

Is that my boy threecreation?

examples of deconstructive reviews?

anything that is talking about how the various elements of the music achieve or conflict with its intended purpose, here is a favourite

Yes

That feel when you spend an hour working on the perfect RYM tier list but then mom unplugs your PC because you forgot to wash the dishes and now you have to start all over again

snow day lads

rateyourmusic.com/~jmarvin_

i don't think you know what deconstruction is
also this review is nothing to write home about

i mainly like it because its a 0.5 on marcel that is somehow still up

snow day which means i can curl up in a big blanket and enjoy the fact that music is my life

a whole day to spend rating it (and loving it!)

Literally it's one guy who comes in these threads once in a while posting wojak and pepe memes and takes up like half the thread because he thinks the memes he "invented" are funny so he keeps reposting them

all me btw

what's that guys profile, seems cool

Wow! What an intelligent, well-informed review. My neurons are now tingling ever so gently.

iloveyou and riceshoes

cosmictones
ahampe
funeralparade
cacespace
azidunz

all of these users are useful for finding things (droning) and are also good people

there are, of course, many on rym who are good people or good sources... but not both

t. jmarvin_

Cosmiagramma seems like a guy who just listens to music for fun. I wouldn't say their rating system is top tier or anything.

Hector G on the other hand...

>funeralparade
sad

jmarvin is a pedo and a terrible source you tasteless mong

>he can't read
Sad!

did you even read that whole post?

>this is the average "jmarvin is a pedo" poster

Don't you embryos understand..?

Here on /rym/.... it's drone or be droned.

fucking idiot jmarvin is awful

>wake up
>it's a snow day
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>log on Sup Forums immediately
>check how my sonemic bros are doing in the daily general
>somebody is spamming wojak
>it's drowning out the polymath tier lists that i spent hours organizing

what the fuck.

>jmarvin
KEK

post your list already boi

at this point im convinced it's all one guy that has it out for me (and a few imitators that throw a pedopost out for 'teh memez')

like what did i do dude can i make it up to you somehow

we want you to kill yourself

What do you guys think about buying a shirt like in pic, except under Pepe is the official 2017 rym user rankings chart that I painstakingly compiled?

Would you wear it?

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S69812150#p69826007

who is this?

>that feel when cant deport the positive faggot theo gaily known as jmarvin out of rym general

Bad feel, bros.

probably the same sad man

yes

Can confirm, I have a couple of drones already but am a terrible person

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S69812150#p69819587

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S69812150#p69819813

more evidence

Found some awesome RYM reviews from 2005. Will give my critique of them later.

Please look forward to my next rankings list.

how many drones have you got? i have amassed three straight up drones and at least four more subtle drones

That's not me. That poster is in the thread right now. (He's always in these threads.) I'm just matching his quality posts. After all, quality posts is what we come to /rym/ for, right boys?