What would seinfeld be like if it were around today?

what would seinfeld be like if it were around today?

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It'd be Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Jerome Seinfeld would acquire an Apple® iPad™ presumably.

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW

COME ON, JERRY, YOU'RE ON THE MONKEYS SIDE TOO?

*George and Jerry are sitting at the diner
*Kramer comes in and sits down
K:Hey have you ever heard of this Sup Forums site?
K:IT. IS. OUT THERE, man
J: Whats it about
K:they got a board for everything, anything you could think of
G:Like what?
K: ANYTHING
*Later in Jerrys apartment
*George is on his laptop
G: No, this can't be right
G:Are these guys serious?
*Kramer burst in
J: Whats going on there, George?
G: I'm on the page about movies, but everyone is just talking about feet
J: feet?
G: Kramer, what is this? why would you send me here?
K: oh they're just teasing you George
G: NO WAY. these guys are serious
K: its called trolling
G: Kramer, they got folders full of the stuff
G: now what the hell's a cunn......
G: OH GOD
*George runs to window and tosses out the laptop

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10/10

jerry get ipad

>jerry: george, you're a 55 year old, fat, balding man, with no job, no relationship and a terrible personality, what are you doing with your life?
>george: what are you talking about, people love my posts on Sup Forums, i have a following!
>j: oh, "followers", mr internet celebrity!
>g: just leave me alone jerry, i want to be alone with my people!
>DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, TSSSS
>kramer bursts in george's apartment
>k: OHH MAMA!
>george is hanging, dead, by a rope with his pants down and penis erect, he has shit all over the floor
>DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, TSSSS
>jerry, elaine and kramer at the police station
>cop: we found child porn on his computer
>HAHAHAHHAHA
>seinfeld is filmed in front of a live studio audience

>george hears about Sup Forums
>Smug look
>Ishygddt
>studio audience creates a singularity with its violent shift into unified laughter, destroying earth and the universe as we know it in one fell swoop.

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it would be insane

>Hey Jerry, you have got to try this online dating thing. I'm picking up broads who are 9s and 10s and if they try and make conversation I don't like, I don't have to listen, it's the perfect relationship
>Wow, George, so when do you meet these girls?
>Oh I don't meet 'em. See I took a photo of some hunk of the month and used that as my profile picture. They all think i'm some model Jerry! If I meet them, they'll be turned off instantly
>Well maybe you could charm one online and when she sees you, she might not care so much. It's the conversation that she likes
>Yeah good point. This 10/10 girl did want to meet for coffee, I'll set it up for later
*George comes back from his date*
>So how'd it go George?
>Awful Jerry, just awful. She looked nothing like her photos, she was a 4 a best Jerry, a 4. She must have photoshopped them or something. How could someone be so dishonest online? It's sickening.
*Jerry pulls THAT face*

Why are there not threads dedicated to writing Seinfeld plots yet?

>Why are there not threads dedicated to writing Seinfeld plots yet?
but you´re in one?

>G:Are these guys serious?

Brilliant

Jery get ipad

>Whats the deal with trannies?
>they're not women, and they have dicks!
>why not just call them she-males!?
>*show gets cancelled for misogyny*

youtube.com/watch?v=oT8u2Qy78ag

From 2009 at least.

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Stop laughing. It's not funy.

kys.

Watched that episode an hour ago.
are you watching me?

Kramer joins the Klan

George is has to register as a sex offender

Elaine goes to prison for running a Madoff style scam

iPad gets Jerry.