At class

>at class
>"can i borrow your headphones?"
>"okay, what are you going to listen to"
>oh im just listening to panda by desiigner

share your normie stories

hey panda is prob better than what you were using them for

>I love twenty one pulps because of their poetry-like lyrics
>they're pretty much the only emo band I like

why is this always the first comment to these threads

I refuse to believe someone is still listening to Panda. This is bait.

It isn't and it happend last december

>at class
>"can i borrow your headphones?"
>"okay, what are you going to listen to"
>o-oh I-I'm listening to uhh, d-drake...
>"okay cool"
>later into the class he checks the time on his phone
>Naruto AMV youtube.mp3

>at class
>girl next to me is browsing pitchfork on her laptop while our teacher talks
>man up and start talking to her
>has amazing taste in music and wants to write for vice one day and eventually do music and film reviews via youtube
>ask her out for coffee
>turns out shes a lesbian
>JUST
>fap to her pics all the time anyway

>Pitchfork
>Vice
>Good taste
Better be b8...

>Pitchfork
>Vice
>Vagina
>Good taste
Better be b8...

she's a lesbnen, so that's like a vagined man. Could be patrician.

>hanging out with this girl in her bed
>checking out each other's last.fms
>she's been listening to radiohead
>"what's your favorite radiohead album?"
>notice her getting visibly angry
>"i don't listen to albums"

The strangest thing was the she actually got angry about the question. Now that I think, she used to occasionally have these outbursts. She also listened to ASMR videos every night before falling asleep and I never saw her washing her teeth.

So she's autistic
It's ok user, you don't want an autistic girl anyway

You must be 18 to post on this board

t.virgins

>implying lesbians actually exist
she just didn't want your dick

>not accepting the challenge

nu-cuck

Yes I do

What makes you say that?

>browsing pitchfork
Ya dodged a bullet son

>in class
>teacher

get out under 18s

Sorry you didn't make it to college user

>talking during a lecture
kill yourself

But in collage you call them profs, not teachers. And people don't aspire to write for something "some day", they just do it currently as an intern.

because dumb frogposters never learn

Why would you see her washing her teeth?

Because we were dating for few months and spent several nights together

How do you even wash your teeth? I always just brush mine; when you wash them, do you use a wash cloth? What do you use for soap?

Perhaps she took them out first...

Post yfw this happens

>What music do you want to listen to?
>Whatever you want user :)

yeah I was about to ask this

figured it was a british or aussie thing but nothing's coming up on google

Awh shit, I meant to brush. Sorry, I'm not a native speaker

oh goddamnit you're multi-lingual

It's like making fun of someone's car and finding out it's just one of their three cars.

Dumb frogposter kill yourself.

>at class
>"can I fart in your face?"
>uhhh
>farts anyway
>wake up in hospital after 3 months of coma

fuck you
t. still listen to panda in my car

lol

Naruto?
How does that make him a normie? Normies don't even know anime exists.

>at class
>"can i borrow your headphones?"
>"okay, what are you going to listen to"
>oh I'm just listening to Bossanova by The Pixies