What was the worst hair metal band? I say Poison
What was the worst hair metal band? I say Poison
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All of them. I pray to the Lord every night, thanking him for the rise of grunge and our savior, Kurt Cobain.
>hair metal
>bad
wew next you'll say glam was shit too
They were all the worst.
>Grunge
>Savior
You must be joking.
Talk dirty to me.
fuck off nonce
Hair metal is secretly patrician. Technical, especially the solos, without losing pop-appeal. Glam metal tracks still go hard.
destroy yourselves fantano drones
Grunge is just repackaged Hair metal.
OOPS. Forgot spoilers for
Pearl Jam's Ten honestly sounds like glam metal.
I've been hating on hair and glam metal since 2003. Only good thing that came from it was Pantera.
Pearl Jam's Ten honestly sounds like shit.
All the singers wanted to be David Lee Roth and all the guitarist wanted to be Edward Van Halen
Crazy how a single band spawned an entire popular sub-genre.
it's like the opposite of glam metal.
Glam metal:
>powerful vocals
>technical solos
>catchy riffs
>intense emotions
>theatrical performances
>flamboyant fashion
>bold, self-confident, devil-may-care attitude
>fun
Grunge:
>mumblewhine
>grumblewhimper
>muddy sound
>noriffs
>weak everything
>sloppy fashion
>unattractive everyone
>lumberjack cosplay
>self-pitying insecure losers
Thats not that surprising consider their origins of Mother Love Bone:
Are you a Stardog Champion?
it could also be said that early VH also spawned shred/thrash metal
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you forgot
Glam Metal
>Dead of a drug overdose at age 40
>Band continues despite loss of 90% of members well into the 2010s
Go to bed, Gene Simmons.
Gene Simmons was an above average bassist during the 70s, there's nothing you can say about that.
Guns n Roses was the closest one of those bands came to being tolerable. The rest are all equally bad.
>Poison
>worst glam band
Boy you haven't even listened to Glam
either Nitro or Helter Skelter i would say is the worst
There is no worst glam metal band. All glam metal is good.
What?
>it's like the opposite of glam metal.
And it's just as bad.
This.
And this.
Axl pls
stryper
Stryper
christian glam
It's a race to the bottom.
>What was the worst hair metal band?
Poison had a few songs that were OK if not funny.
I think Stryper and Cinderella were the worst offenders.
I like Steel Panther because they're hilarious.
see
EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN
Yeah I agree their awful.
Pantera
Poison is the worst
Ratt is the best