What was the worst hair metal band? I say Poison

What was the worst hair metal band? I say Poison

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All of them. I pray to the Lord every night, thanking him for the rise of grunge and our savior, Kurt Cobain.

>hair metal
>bad
wew next you'll say glam was shit too

They were all the worst.

>Grunge
>Savior
You must be joking.

Talk dirty to me.

fuck off nonce

Hair metal is secretly patrician. Technical, especially the solos, without losing pop-appeal. Glam metal tracks still go hard.

destroy yourselves fantano drones

Grunge is just repackaged Hair metal.

OOPS. Forgot spoilers for

Pearl Jam's Ten honestly sounds like glam metal.

I've been hating on hair and glam metal since 2003. Only good thing that came from it was Pantera.

Pearl Jam's Ten honestly sounds like shit.

All the singers wanted to be David Lee Roth and all the guitarist wanted to be Edward Van Halen

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Crazy how a single band spawned an entire popular sub-genre.

it's like the opposite of glam metal.

Glam metal:
>powerful vocals
>technical solos
>catchy riffs
>intense emotions
>theatrical performances
>flamboyant fashion
>bold, self-confident, devil-may-care attitude
>fun

Grunge:
>mumblewhine
>grumblewhimper
>muddy sound
>noriffs
>weak everything
>sloppy fashion
>unattractive everyone
>lumberjack cosplay
>self-pitying insecure losers

Thats not that surprising consider their origins of Mother Love Bone:

Are you a Stardog Champion?

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it could also be said that early VH also spawned shred/thrash metal
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you forgot

Glam Metal
>Dead of a drug overdose at age 40
>Band continues despite loss of 90% of members well into the 2010s

Go to bed, Gene Simmons.

Gene Simmons was an above average bassist during the 70s, there's nothing you can say about that.

Guns n Roses was the closest one of those bands came to being tolerable. The rest are all equally bad.

>Poison
>worst glam band
Boy you haven't even listened to Glam
either Nitro or Helter Skelter i would say is the worst

There is no worst glam metal band. All glam metal is good.

What?

>it's like the opposite of glam metal.
And it's just as bad.

This.

And this.

Axl pls

stryper

Stryper
christian glam

It's a race to the bottom.

>What was the worst hair metal band?

Poison had a few songs that were OK if not funny.

I think Stryper and Cinderella were the worst offenders.

I like Steel Panther because they're hilarious.

see

EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN
Yeah I agree their awful.

Pantera

Poison is the worst
Ratt is the best