Say nice things about England

Say nice things about England

Fuck you dad!

you have the best chavy slags in europe

Greatest Empire Europe ever produced, Invented the best Language, Self deprecate as a rule, greatest literature, and pale people are attractive in 95% of the world.

The girls are easy and fish n chips is pretty good

nice things about England

snooker

...

The Monty Python was probably the most funny and smart comic group of the world.

A good home for muslims.

Why do people even live in London? I have never seen a picture from from there that did not make me want to kill myself. It is probably the most depressing place in the world.

best food
prettiest girls in yurop
nice weather
good safety
welcoming people

hello Nigel

Why are you talking about Spain?
(I secretly agree with everything you just said)

My cousins Ahmed, Bebbeknir and Mohammad Abdul Shazam lives there with their wives and children and household slaves. They say England is the promised land.

PEAce of Allah be with you

The greatest man in history

>and pale people are attractive in 95% of the world

Being white is suffering.

they have finally decided to quarantine themselves in their shitty island

>Any of those things
Well, thanks for trying m8

aha alri x

some beautiful girls, good sense of humour

Idk they have ok universities ?

WTF i hate yanks now

FUKC engladnds

What don't you like about it?

Good sense of humour
Keeping cool against Ireland for their cheek and obsession with England 24/7
Gave rise to America, NZ and Aus which might well be the three best cunts in the world
Best language
Brexit
t. Anglo-Irish-Scot in Scotland

Drunk, slightly chubby girls squeezed into way too tight dresses are giving me a stiffy desu

Very faithful representation of the country described in Orwell's nineteen eighty-four.

chubby tits yeah lmao

You truely understand my plight, Nige

No

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>ywn be a homeless man being fed chips by some drunk slag

Slags are top tier.

Rude

premier league provides 20/30 good matches per year;
good post-punk music from the late 70's/early 80's

Thank you for Australia

No wait

Australia sucks

Australia is cool

i hate this place, i want to go back home

british people unironically don't

it's only 46% white british, it's literally a paki containment centre

London used to be the centre of British culture, people all over the country could relate now it is some disgusting brown blob.

Only like 95% of the women are trash

The other 5% are the best in the world

Nice tea time with sandwiches.

really nice place, i wasn't expecting big bang to be so beautiful and i really liked the kensington garden (i couldn't help but stare at the Albert memorial for almost two hours)

you speak good english

I know nothing about England beyond the stereotypes and that it's constantly invaded by aliens (used to be zygons and sontarans, nowadays it's pakistani and polish).

The Albert Memorial is based af desu

Good taste lad.

nice things about England

>Best humor in the whole world
>People offer bed&breakfast to complete strangers
>People are strange and proud of it
>I never met a british person who was not super nice

Parts that aren't infested with muslims or blacks are really pretty and have great architecture.

This, for both arguments. Plus, British guys when they realize you are not a Brit but some guy from Nordics, they will take you with them, introduce you to easy girls and fish n chips.

>welcoming people
Absolutely true, see

would you introduce brits to slags and good food in finland?

deport spics

>Say nice things about England
Hmmm nice......well we have an 180 day visa upon arrival, English grills tend to like my Southern drawl.

You guys make some really good ale and cheese.

Honestly I would personally try my very best in return.

Finns like Brits already though.

>Say nice things about England

I can't think of anything.

British metal is best metal

thanks lads, we love you too

have some cosy english countryside in return x

Fucking hell I love Yorkshire

Thanks for the pic, I honestly get it. Saved the pic too. It's nice.

fuck England

Alba gu brath

Best language in the world

The English invented concentration camps.

no thank you

may i leave the table, now, papa?

t. Johannes van der Merwe

The good parts of your culture were inherited from us.

Estuary is best accent

A Lot of modern English vocabulary originally comes from French language. Which is a shame, especially when you think that back then, a full million nation of Englishmen were Totally Ruled just by a couple of hundred of bad looking (and bad smelling) guys coming from France.

Boudica Really was about a thousand years too early. I mean, Romans had entire legions to defeat her, but these Franks just had only bully factor on their side. And these fucking brits just bought it all.

Such is life.

you are maybe not worse than the actual plague.

today i saw a fucking retard wearing a sex pistols shirt, fucking idiot i thought. Look at you know with your CCTV shit and NSA help to spy on you. English youth is dead, english culture is bland fucking shit now, England is fucking dead to me.

Charles Dickens

i like cricket

At least your not the USA.

I don't like cricket oh no

I love it

Your english is the best, specially Scotland.

RARE
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How's life like in Mongolia user?

>your

A lil bits admire Greece.

worst people

>or else
best music hands down

Wrong

fuck off negro

Abi is lovely girl. I want hug her.

thou art arse

thee's hankering for a threp in t'steans

NO, GIB ISLANDS YOUFUckers

Nah.
t. Boston Irish

You guys are totally not inbred

why bother

Was it ever not an island?

If I had a choice between eating British and eating dog shit, I probably wouldn't choose the dog shit

Ozzy Osbourne's autobiography is pretty funny

>rejecting the great patriotic American tradition of cannibalism
You bring shame upon your ancestors at Jamestown

It's bordering Scotland

CUTE

It has less child poverty, inequality, much better social programs like health, pensions and education than anyone in the America(s) Continent .

I like Cornwall

Would definitely walk up that hillside to view the sunset with brit girl

Are you gonna coax me with 'Come to brazil' afterwards