Cleveland vs Chicago

Come watch suffering happen.

this browns tackling is embarrassing.

I was wondering if anyone was gonna bother with a thread

Please, one win before the season starts

>this game

>were gonna get shown up by hoyer

i wondered where he ended up.

That defense on that sack confusing as fuck. That sack was purely on the DC because they confused the fuck out of Hoyer.

Nassib and Ogbah are legit.

Laptop is fucked and living out of state now.

Listening to Jimmy D on the app. Need this thread.

Th-thanks, bros!

How do you think the Clowns will shape up? If RGKnee stays healthy all year, I see 6-10. If he gets hurt, I see 4-12.

Either way, with >analytics and >draft picks, I want Watson regardless..

>more bears players are ded
OH boy

1st team playing against backups

>3 and out

How come every other team can get first downs?

Set phasers to low expectations.

Hoyer is so bad

At least two of the Browns draft picks are producing. This is a step up.

NASSIB IS LOOKING LEGIT.

>Mingo gets multiple sacks and a forced fumble in his first game on a brand new team

So when do we trade Joe Thomas and for what?

Personally, if a contender came calling and offered up a first, I'd do it. I'd be more hesitant of a second unless it was the trade deadline or draft day.

Browns should trade Thomas, draft Watson, a LT, and a vicious pass rushing linebacker with their first 3 picks.

It's gonna be a long year, boys. At least we have the Wigwam Warriors playoffs and Cavs defending the title.

They almost got a first round pick and then some last year.

They were already low when Bennett was traded and Forte was let go. Now they're around 3-13

I don't have enough alcohol to watch this game.

Relax my dude, the pain has only just begun.

Someone has to win this game and that's what sucks about it.

This team is so fucking stupid

I don't think they should. Whatever QB they have next year is going to need protection, and it's going to be hard to get better than him. For as much as I want him to do well on a winning team, he doesn't seem to mind being on the shittiest team in the league.

Which one?

lol

...

This is kinda sad but intriguing.

Someone should replace batteries with memes.

Touchdown!

Cleveland was trying really hard not to score, though.

He he he.

Rude

Which team will finish the season with a better record?

Neither

The Browns will longball there way into at least a couple wins.

HOYER = ELITE

well at least white can catch the ball

Cleveland will win 12 games and still miss the playoffs

God wills it.

Everyone calm the fuck down. it's just preseason. Bears will get into the postseason this year with Memewater's demise.

Just gotta believe. It'll happen again sooner or later boys.

>mfw culter and Kyle Long will carry John fox off the field

Would drive me to suicidal depression. I want to see Hue succeed.

I don't know if I'd be happy or sad. I'd be ecstatic about 12 wins

>Bears will get into the postseason this year with Memewater's demise.
There are more teams than just the whoqueens that play in the nfc

Well, shit, not as bad as I thought it was going to be.

You will finish with a cool 7-9 this season.

Coleman can't catch. Hes been dropping balls all offseason.

Has he tried stickum?

MFW Indians beat the Giants in the world series and the Browns beat the Raiders in the AFC championship and the 49ers in the Superbowl

Nobody uses that anymore since the gloves are better.

Has he tried gluing gloves to his entire body so the ball sticks to him?

I'd cry

No, I'll finish like I always do. With a cold Miller Lite in my hand.

Windians though

Dang it McCown.

I'd post the beer pyramid fused with Andrew Miller here, but I'm not on my phone right now.

>stadium less than half full

have fun losing your team again in 5 years

>preseason on a Thursday

McCown just chucking up dragons for the fuck of it all.

I think he's trying to devalue himself so he doesn't have to go to the Vikings.

He must have been hanging out with Rex.

Nobody can afford him anyway. The Browns are looking for multiple high draft picks for him.

lel

>Patrick Murray asked ST coach Chris Tabor for film of Phil Dawson kicking in Cleveland to see how he handled the wind

I-Is he going to be Elite??

Why did they trade Coons?

i'm hoping for RG3 to light it up against the redskins in the next super bowl : D

They didn't, they cut him. Could have to do with the fact that he missed FGs and PATs in practice and preseason.

because he didn't PLAY BETTER

It only worked once, but it was enough.

kek

>Kessler for the whole second half
I think it's time to turn off the game.

i'm excite
let's see the future of the Browns when RG3 and McCown get hurt behind this awful O-line

please defense show that you can tackle, BELIEVE IN YOURSELVES!!!!

i really miss Bernie Kosar calling the preseason games

When I saw Howard at UAB I knew he would be great.

There you have it. The end to a long and dreadful game.

Hopefully none of the starters on the Browns defense get hurt.

i really miss bernie sanders in the election

i'm glad he died