Too skinny for capeshit

too skinny for capeshit

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Is food apart of alimony?

They didn't care about Wonder Womans weight

>already a production holdup

Hoo boy, here we go, good luck Wan.

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LMAO AMBER IS FINISHED

JAJAJAJA JUSTO!!!!
NICEO THREADO DANNYBOYTBHO!!!!
JAJAJAJA

ohhh man imagine if she got thiccc

I think we know who would win in a fight.

Bullshit. She is not as skinny as she was before BvS.

Our girl being based again.

that's weird, how did gadot get fit then

Really? Mera's pretty skinny.

>implying Vegeta can win anything.

>swn put out her cigarette on your testicles
;_;

Was this drawn by an autistic 12 year old? How did you watch this without cringing?

my ex did it on my ass and sometimes my sides if we weren't in a situation where she couldn't reach my butt

lucky bastard

yes. she claimed she needed $2000 for groceries and $2000 for dining out per month.

>$4000 worth of food a month and too skinny

free range organic gluten free chicken isn't cheap

>Amber Heard
>obviously she didn't or she wouldn't have that shiner

No shes not. Shes usually pretty thick.

Is cocaine food?

will she ever stop making that face?

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shes starving herself to give the court a reason as to why she needs a million dollars per month in alimony

Gadot is actually pretty jacked now. This was taken a couple of weeks ago.

Honestly that's a good thing. She's willing to bulk for her role unlike piece of shit Godot.

dem crow's feet

If I get amber heard pregnant before her divorce is finalised can she claim child support from depp

reptoid camo malfunction around the eyes

>that
>jacked

do you just use words however you feel like it?

jesus fucking christ how horrifying

>she actually looks like THIS
Generic comic bimbo cutout vs uglier more genetic shitty cartoon. Wow! You picturebook retards make me gag. I'd rather see a skeleton like Taylor Swift play a capeshit princess than look at your autism drawings another moment.

For a female? It is. Look at her shoulder, lats and biceps. Don't pretend to know anything about fitness retard.

There's no way that isn't photoshopped. I refuse to believe Godot actually started working out seriously.

What? A professional comic artist drew that and that is always how Mera looks in comics. You sound like an idiot.

yes

Nope I think it was on Ben's twitter.

>Don't pretend to know anything about fitness retard.

Irony!

You guys know she just turned down alimony right?

She's not a gold digger.

Kek what's ironic jack skellington? You've never been to a gym in your life little guy.

Judging by the source materiels they should just opt for a skinny man with plastic boobs. Would look more authentic to the autistic scribblings.

>lats

wew lad, confirmed you are a dyel

no. i would file cocaine under the $20,000 allocated for entertainment and miscellaneous spending per month

>jack skellington?
>little guy.

Top lel, you only embarrass yourself trying to sound tough like this.

>not noticing how full and thick her back looks even from the front

You aren't gay enough to be /fit/ pussy

The world is finally coming around to THICCness. Good. Back in "the day," they would've simply given her a smaller costume. This is a positive change of events.

If she wants a career after defaming Depp she'd have to turn down alimony.

You are 135lbs. This is a fact. You are a manlet. This is a fact.

potentially, although it would be much easier if it happened before the proceedings started, and if he could be convinced it was his own

The world will never come around to THICCness. Beauty is determined by fags. And fags promote women built like twinks.

It's real only modification is Sad Affleck is cropped out.

>I browsed a /fit/ thread for 5 minutes, can you tell?

thanks for the advice

>Amber Heard too skinny
>Wonder Woman is a skeleton
What the fuck.

buddy i'm a skinny as fuck manlet and i look 10x more ripped then her, and i havn't worked out in 7 years. I understand she's a female but come the fuck on. I bet i could find 20 more ripped women at my local gym

I'll take you up on that bet and you'll lose. You'd know that if you've ever went to a gym.

She should enjoy her last acting hurrah while she can.
All that shit she started cost Disney money with Alice 2. Everything financial that fell short of expectations can and will be blamed on her.
Disney will bury her.

Alice 1 wasnt exactly smash hit either

yeah but if you're a disney exec what are you going to blame it on?

>$10,000 for entertainment

thewrap.com/why-amber-heard-says-she-needs-50000-in-spousal-support-from-johnny-depp/

it made a billion

It's made from leafs, so it's like a salad.

was there fucking vaseline over the lens?

No wonder Hollywood people are broke. They have an expensive lifestyle.

Needs more jpg

>For a female

Watch WWE, literally every female there has more muscle mass than Gadot and they're barely considered jacked for women

Even Waspgirl got more muscle and she isn't even a superhero yet.

;_; jdimsa

It was extremely successful. That was completely due to 3D hype though.

This.
Disney is trying to revive Pirates of the Caribbean, and they need Depp.
I'm sure they are going to try and fuck her over.

Keeping up with the Joneses and all the parties too.

Only the chosen people like Gal Gadot can afford to be skinny and DYEL.

this is shopped dickhead

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No its not

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how old is she? those wrinkles around the eyes are disgusting

It looks strange because it's the only part of her face not injected with Botox.

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And this was taken later

youtube.com/watch?v=CBiwH9VilYI

Isnt she starring in Aquaman?

>tfw a Marvelcuck said Aquaman would never get made
BTFO

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Hope she gets booted, lying cunt

Aquaman hasn't entered on production yet so it could not get made after all
All it would take is Suicide Squad and WW bombing, then they would delay Aquaman, and if JL bombs too, it's over

>He thinks Suicide Squad will bomb
Hell no it wont.

It will prob earn close to BvS's box office but a bit more due to being better paced and having quips

Technically a vegetable.

>can't be bothered to get in good athletic shape for movie role requiring being in peak physical condition
>wonders why women don't get paid as much as men

I remember when it was "impossible for BvS to not break 1 billion"
I don't expect SS to bomb, but it could happen.

I do predict fucking critics giving it bad reviews

>Jared Leto's Joker should be banned from cinema for his outrageous mood that isnt appropriate for kids
No critic better fucking say that

Juju Salemani. Body paint as usual?

she needs to stop skipping leg day

Yeap

maybe they just dropped her because she is trying to be a cunt? if they thought Gdot was ok for Wonder Women than what is the reasoning for Amber being to skinny un less she is playing an actual fatty or giant?
Maybe they just told her to get bigger tits?

DAYIM, GIRL GOT SWOLE

Isn't Amber Heard a rich actress? Why the fuck would she need to mooch of Depp? How large of a weekly expenditure do these people have?

I understand what you are going for but she has now officially over done it and now looks like a man with the head of a pretty girl. There has to be a balance. Pic related.