THIS SUMMER

THIS SUMMER

SOMETHING IS COMING

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*freeze frame*

ON YOUR MOTHER'S FACE

experience the ultimate rollercoaster ride of the summer

PREPARE TO BE BLACKED

INNA WURLD

FULL OF MUSLIMS

STARRING LEONARDO DICAPRIO AS

LEONARDO DA VINCI

ONE FUCKING WHITE MALE

HOWEVER

...

*obnoxiously loud Inception horns*

*several close up cuts of actors looking shocked*

NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT

...

GIRLS WITH VAGINAS

BUT IT'S NOT AN ARGUMENT

WATCH AS THE GABAGOOL GREASE LEAKS OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH AND ONTO HIS CIGARETTE ASH COVERED COLLARED T-SHIRT

KEVIN HART AND DONALD TRUMP

WE WILL TELL YOU THE STORY OF THE SUPERIOR GENTLEMAN ELLIOT RODGERS

MEMES NOW IN BRILLIANT TECHNICOLOR

IN A WORLD

SMELLING OF WET VAGINA

HOWEVER

A BIG GUY

ONE MAN

A TALKING BIDET?!

WILL GO BACK TO R.EDDIT

NIGGERS

FROM THE DIRECTOR THAT BROUGHT YOU

WHERE POT SMOKING ALIENS HAVE INFILTRATED THE INNER-WORKINGS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

FROM THE PRODUCER OF A GOOD MOVIE THAT IS NOW PRODUCING THIS MOVIE WHICH STILL DOESN'T MEAN THIS MOVIE WILL BE GOOD BUT WE DECIDE TO LET YOU KNOW HE'S PRODUCING THIS ANYWAY

*Brendan Frasier running from a mummy*

"So, your probably wondering how I got here"

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