What is the most Russian thing you have ever done in your life?

What is the most Russian thing you have ever done in your life?

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I rushed B.

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jerked of to the pics of abused girls (it were anime girls tho)

I jerked off to the video of that Russian orphanage where the teenage girl was beating and enslaving all the kids.

Born in Russia. It was a mistake. Don't do it.

1. Contemplated suicide every day of my adult life.
2. Defended commie atrocities on the foreign forums while being anti-communist.
3. Saw every Tarkovsky film at least thrice (except for that Italian documentay, it sucks)

Beaten my wife and kids

Reported

literally hitler

consumed 0.5l riga central-market belarus kontrabanda vodka with some random bydlo near bus station b4 i went home i dunno at least he spoke latvian

good

Watched part of the western remake of Solaris.

Fucked a bunch of girls in the butt.

Been in a few fist fights.

Have a quarter Slav muh-heritage (Polish great grandparents)

Have worked with Russians

Not a fan of Churkas

I can't, I'm eating meat while being the poorest in USA.

nytimes.com/2017/01/25/world/europe/russia-domestic-violence.html

Squat

I raped a close related.

My life
Special moments:
Tried to steal aluminum fence when I was 13 to sell it to the metal recycling point
Was tuning old Lada with guys in a commieblick yard
Drinked vodka in a commieblock hall multiple times
I smoke cigs and I actually like vodka
I liked CSS when I was 16
I have been browsing 2ch since 2008
I unironically work in a military factory
My salary is less than 500$
I do love borshch

I am lazy and blaming my country for my problems.

>Tried to steal aluminum fence when I was 13 to sell it to the metal recycling point
How'd that turn out?
>I do love borshch
Isn't that Ukranian? Inb4 no such thing.

>2017
>not jerk to the pics of abused girls (males) instead
sasuga russkii durak

i do, but i don't tell about it whenever i have a chance, homoboi

>nytimes
-100 russian points

Born here. Pizdec obidno

Move to another country, fampai. Итc pили нoт зeт хapд.

he kept repeating
>just another day of my life

It requires some really useful education and a lot of money for the first few mounts
> >just another day of my life
truly an /ourguy/

>How'd that turn out?
Owner of fence caught us and we ran away.
>Isn't that Ukranian?
Ukrainian borshch is different.
>Итc pили нoт зeт хapд.
For westerner - maybe. You as a citizen of EU can move anywhere in Europe but it's difficult for us.

>just another day of my life

Got really drunk earlier last week and drank until the sunrise, then went to the store and on my way back my neighbors saw me and shouted good morning and i ended up tripping on the spot and it looked like pic related

got born

asked for mid

rushed b

I made crocodile once just for fun because I had many overdue cough pills and all reagents like battery acid, gasoline, bleach, iodine and stuff. My neighbour was very enthusiastic he took it and injected right after. Last time I've seen him 5 years ago he had no legs and only one arm.

>I unironically work in a military factory

cool

shiet

Drank shapoo

*Shampoo

getting beat up by my boyfriend

wow