Be paki

>Be paki
>Wake up
>Did not get blown up in sleep
>Pull my dick out of the goat
>Go to eat some breakfast
>Rocks and dirts hmmmmmm
>Ask Allah for forgiveness for leading such a lavish life
>Time for school
>Wear my best loin cloth
>Move bushes out of the way to get out of my cave
>Get on my camel
>giddy-up
>Wave to next door neighbour mustafa as he comes out from under his rock
>ohshit.jpg
>Forgot to do my homework
>Arrive to school

>Park my camel
>"Asalamualaikum user, this is the vip spot, it will cost you 3 goat testicles"
>pay him
>Good moring Abdul-sensei
>"user, I hope you did your homework, you remember what happend the last time "
>Sorry sensi but I was unable to collect any infidel blood
>"Oh user, you will fail jihad 101 at this rate, Its time to face the punishment"
>Teacher whistles

>Ahmed comes with his 12 inch blessed cock
>"user you cant do your homework because you've been possessed by the shaitan"
>Proceeds to exorcise my anus
>Get back home after exorcism
>Prettygoodday.mp3
>Return home after exorcism
>Rape goat 4 times
>Thank Allah for having such a blessed life a not being born in 3rd world country like America

mashallah

t.Ahmed

No,but close.

Pakistanis are objectively the best posters on Sup Forums - their diaspora are shit (At least here) but on Sup Forums they're decent

WTF I believe Kashmir is Pakistani now

Iqbal my son

Based paki
I believe we crossed paths on pol

Well hello tree friendo

Notice me paki senpai

Greetings brit-bro, you have been noticed by the based paki

Pakis are honorary Arabs. Fucking Based.

Fellow anons, today was the day we brough Sup Forums to its knees.

>pol
You mean r/The_Donald
Pol is not the same as it used to be.
NEXT RAID WHEN, PAKIBRO?
Pls boil up some more tasty Americuck pasta

Today was the day a simple paki with big shitposts destroyed the burgers

Am planing a bigger raid tree friendo, gather your god-tier shit posts for the day of the burger is close

>Pakistan enters the cyber-Jihad
>wins

Armeri-Lard and poo in the loo BTFO

Its was all shits posts, this proves that the average Sup Forumsack consists of edgy alt-righr redditors

GET OUT GET OUT

Salutation british master race

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>Paki

>Exactly the same Aryan ancestor with European

>Utterly shithole


Don't even feel ashamed?

1/3 of pakistan is pajeet decendants, the other 2 thirds are pastoons and other ethnic groups in the north

what raid are you talking about link ?

5/5 would read again.

Also, Sup Forums got raided? pls tell more

Oooooohhhh boi

i asked for a link, you useless piece of crap!

No link, it got 404'd, but I have Sup Forums on an app which saves threads in archive, could screen shot it

okay,thanks for the answer

You definitely hurt the jannie's and burgers feelings, you are based

Yes, he is simply epic.

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That thread really brought out the redditors. Holy fuck it was embarrasing to see them squirm.

Planning to do another one

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD 2bh

DO IT ON Sup Forums

KHAYBAR KHAYBAR

YA YAHUDI

Nah the burgers on here are nice, Sup Forums is full of edgy alt-right redditors who have no acheivements irl other than "muh wite rase" and its fun to see them go spastic

Did you do it again?

Nope, designing bait right now, gonna do it in the morning

>be paki
>die of aids


hmmmm

>Be paki
>Resistant to aids
>U.N forces pakis to breed with all the white people to creat aids resistant babies
>Whole world gets khan'd