Walk into you're room

>walk into you're room
>see this
What do?

*BRRRRT*

Wonder why my boyfriend turned female.

Wonder what a nude pic is doing in a Blue Board

use condom

use double condom

MY room?
First reaction would be WTF are you doing here?
Then I would get thought,
either I'd rape her, or try to make her want me

desu my 1st thought was 'condom'

>turn 360 degrees

Kiss her ass and then lick it

inb4 counter counter memers believing they're not counter counter counter memed

god, you need therapy

i would try to wake her up

fug, you're reading my counter menes like a mememaster with a degree in ancient memelogy

...

MY GOSH, ITS BLACK WIDOW! LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

Have sex

byte ass like a vampire, then suck all her black cuteness.

>Put back into the cage
>Burn the sheets
>Burn the pillows
>Burn the Bed
>Clean the room


Bed are for humans

Double-condom prone bone rape, then kill

Call the police.

I call the police

>nude
>can't see busi or boobiES :DDD

Tell my sister to stop masturbating on my bed.

Harvest her melanin.

I'd get a giant boner since I've never seen a naked girl before

1st thought: AIDS
2nd: blowjob with a condom
3rd: nah, let her jerk me
4th: nah, i will just jerk to her while she is not looking

Why not jerk to her while there is a computer screen between you two?

>This thread again
I need to see her face first, but still, i would racemix

Make sure all my valuables are still there.

Hmm the pic doesn't turn me on at all
So I thought maybe she would IRL, dunno

I habe a better plan
I would call a brazilian
He would come and kill and roast and eat her
I would make a video and upload it to liveleak

nice edge

nice numbers

pero si vos sos negro, que gallego pelotudo dios mio

what if she has a penis ?

burst into treats

Feel ssad because I know my inferior Asian dick wouldn't be able to handle her

what kinda treats

kohukesed

do the right thing pls

wait until she wakes up and offer her eggs

Say I will use a condom fuck her, but I would poke a hole in it to get her pregnant and make her my wife.