>walk into you're room
>see this
What do?
Walk into you're room
*BRRRRT*
Wonder why my boyfriend turned female.
Wonder what a nude pic is doing in a Blue Board
use condom
use double condom
MY room?
First reaction would be WTF are you doing here?
Then I would get thought,
either I'd rape her, or try to make her want me
desu my 1st thought was 'condom'
>turn 360 degrees
Kiss her ass and then lick it
inb4 counter counter memers believing they're not counter counter counter memed
god, you need therapy
i would try to wake her up
fug, you're reading my counter menes like a mememaster with a degree in ancient memelogy
...
MY GOSH, ITS BLACK WIDOW! LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.
Have sex
byte ass like a vampire, then suck all her black cuteness.
>Put back into the cage
>Burn the sheets
>Burn the pillows
>Burn the Bed
>Clean the room
Bed are for humans
Double-condom prone bone rape, then kill
Call the police.
I call the police
>nude
>can't see busi or boobiES :DDD
Tell my sister to stop masturbating on my bed.
Harvest her melanin.
I'd get a giant boner since I've never seen a naked girl before
1st thought: AIDS
2nd: blowjob with a condom
3rd: nah, let her jerk me
4th: nah, i will just jerk to her while she is not looking
Why not jerk to her while there is a computer screen between you two?
>This thread again
I need to see her face first, but still, i would racemix
Make sure all my valuables are still there.
Hmm the pic doesn't turn me on at all
So I thought maybe she would IRL, dunno
I habe a better plan
I would call a brazilian
He would come and kill and roast and eat her
I would make a video and upload it to liveleak
nice edge
nice numbers
pero si vos sos negro, que gallego pelotudo dios mio
what if she has a penis ?
burst into treats
Feel ssad because I know my inferior Asian dick wouldn't be able to handle her
what kinda treats
kohukesed
do the right thing pls
wait until she wakes up and offer her eggs
Say I will use a condom fuck her, but I would poke a hole in it to get her pregnant and make her my wife.