/handball/ general - formerly /cric/

supr sekrt club edition

>ICC INTERCONTINENTAL CUP
Ireland 316 & 199/6 (51 ov) v Hong Kong 237

>DOMESTIC
>AFGHANISTAN
Laghman 229 v Kapisa 200/9 (59.1 ov)
Kunar 253 v Paktia 212/5 (39.4 ov)

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>>DOMESTIC
>>AFGHANISTAN
wew, digging the bottom of the barrel now lads

Execute all muslims.

>not keeping tabs on the "young" and upcoming German golden generation
are you, dare I say it, a seething fucking casual?

reminder afghanistan domestic games get larger crowds than an ashes test at the gabba

Execute all Anglo Saxons.

spent all day playing wow lads

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Germany on impending elite watch

cricket is gay

Just watched The Raid lads, fucking elite movie

>/handball/ general
Are we actually discussing Handball in here
Or is this a /cric/ maymay

Miss being a NEET sometimes desu

>ywn sail aboard the HMAS Success
>ywn be part of that broculture
why live

Ireland 316 & 230
Hong Kong 237 & 12/1 (3.3 ov)

Starc and HazleGOD are skipping the South African pyjama tour lads

Will Based Boland, dare I say it, get the nod?

Ireland are far too good of a side to be wasted in this meme of a competition. They should have been promoted years ago to give Bangladesh some competition.

you mean disgusting, misogynistic rape culture lad

I'd much rather Sandhu or NCN if he's fit. While we're wishlisting I may as well through Cummins in there too for his annual game before he has another career threatening injury.
Hell, I'd play fucking Bird or Fekete over Boland.

Might send a truthbomb in to the intercontinental cup cricinfo commentary lads. I must be the only one in the whole world reading it.

more or less, this is how i rate >our fast bowling stocks atm for pyjama in terms of quality

>Starc*
>Cummins**
>Hazlewood*
>Coulter-Nile**
>Pattinson**
>Hastings
>Paris**
>Behrendorff**
>Sandhu
>KANE?
>Based Boland

>*rested for tour
>**long-term injury, no comeback date set

yeah this is going to be an absolute shitfest. If SA dont win every game they should pooicide

>or NCN if he's fit
NCN is out for the entire summer

I think Sandhu will become a fantastic bowler and should be on every tour to Asia but the last time i saw him he was bowling Steven Finn-circa 2013 trash. Probably needs to show some form before he is considered for the NT

i didnt know Namibia played in SA's domestic comp

thats pretty neat

lads

Not any more they.

N. O'Brien, Porterfield, Joyce all past it. No young bats coming through.

Bowling stocks are decent.

>He un ironically thinks Sandhu is good.
wew lads

>'Australian South Sea Islanders'
I swear they just keep inventing new types of Abos

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Boland is literally the Xavier "ecks dee" Doherty of fast bowling

some things will never change

Doherty is good fucking casual

based inverarity

pretty sure Hilbitch was the mastermind behind >XD

thoughts lads?

Where is the suicidal Brit?

>but we are god's gift to Sup Forumsorts

spent literally all day shitposting

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>mining boom well and truly in the dust
>WA morons decide now is the time to tax the miners into oblivion

KEK, Perth will literally be abandoned within 10 years

>Brendon Grylls

such a fucking cunt

I would literally lobotomise him if I had the chance

Nizakat Khan on based, elite and muscular watch

he's unironically alright from the little I've seen of him

pakistan must be seething

Batting beautifully right now. He's also not a bad """bowler""""


Is chink country cricket a meme, or are they actually here to save us from the BCCI

Pakistan could call him up tomorrow if they wanted to

Associates are just feeder teams and that is why teams like IRE/AFG will never progress.

Any associate player can literally and unironically play for ANY full member. it's a wonder England hasnt picked off half the Afghani team yet. That "17 yo" is probably a better spinner than Moeen.

I said as a joke a few years ago that Australia should call up ten Doeschate to replace Cancer. The sad part is they literally could have done that if they wanted to.

Jack Leach should replace Moeen Tbh

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really makes you think

The world's original & finest dickfarming LBW specialist provides his legion of faithful and unrelenting haters with another classic retarded Watson shameful cricket moment, the likes of which have been peppered throughout his long, bewildering and utterly useless test cricket career. Watch the stupid arse look on his face, repeatedly with several side splitting slow mo replays. Let's all hope that the selectors grow some balls after this current 2015 1st Ashes test and send him back where he belongs- to Aldi where the stresses of being hit in his giant front pad day in day out will be a distant memory as he fields mundane questions by old ladies throughout the grubby aisles of some shit forsaken local Aldi store in some backwater town nobody has ever heard of.

based fucking robelinda2

Hong Kong might actually win this.

Fuck, I'm a good looking bloke

good tip m8

while >we're laughing at fatshit

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Has /cric/ changed your life for better or worse?

worse for sure

Will the Sup Forumsanglobro vs Ankush feud surpass Saxon vs KuntyKuck as best /cric/ pseudo trip feud of all time?

just woke up lads

Is Balic the GOAT?

What ever happened to Yvonne Sampson?
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#WORLD XI

reminder this is the OBJECTIVE XI featuring 1 player from the top 11 teams in the world
reminder you CANNOT dispute this

>A. Cook (c)
>K. Brathwaite
>Rahane
>Williamson
>Mendis
>Shahzad (wk)
>Starc
>Steyn
>Shah
>Rankin
>Rahman

Who's looking forward to the era of Slovenian dominance in European cricket in 2040-2053?

I literally had no idea there was a country called slovenia

Even without Starc your attack is pretty good. Hastings is underrated

Reminder that an immature 40 year old autistic manchild like robelinda2 has a wife and you don't.

Cook
Joyce
Williamson
Rahane
Chandimal
Chase
Shahzad (wk)
Starc
Yasir
Steyn
Mustafizur

Both lineups are fucking weak at batting tttt

>muh durham
if anything he is overrated atm tbqh. He is serviceable, but nothing special. he is a useful rotation option for pyjama stuff but thats about it

cricket is our blood, criket is our dream. Bangladesh is fully safe country. Best of luck BANGLADESH. Thanks England

shut the fuck up

sorry

ive heard youre having alot of sex over there, Ankush

;)

Gee whiz, mister! my countrymen sure are stupid, incorrectly speaking and writing in another language not their own. I'm sure you're fluent in our irrelevant native tongue.

>On Saturday, rising tennis player Laura Kent and former Australian baseballer Renee Straumietis took their first steps towards a professional cricket career, winning WBBL training contracts.


>More than 20 elite female athletes turned out for the inaugural Future Stars trial at the SCG, vying for a training contract with the Thunder and the Sixers.

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GOAT20 confirmed new netball

in 50 years time female cricket could be unironically entertaining

you're being harsh, it could realistically be decent in 5-10 years at this rate. T20 really doesn't involve that much skill

the girls just need to learn to field and it should be okay.

>ywn play cricket with a hockey stick
why live

shit saturday desu

I'm getting fat lads

get in here lads

A bit fucking desperate for some test cricket right now lads

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>you will never witness Memeswell performing sick flips while piloting a F-111 during the Gulf War
why live

only REAL cricket fans will get this meme

literally forgot he existed, let alone that played in the ashes

Going to join a cricket club lads

I literally haven't played in a decade, but I can see great things on the horizon

The problem is the sides with the best batsman also have the best bowlers. I wanted to put Smith and ABDV in, but that would mean losing Starc and Steyn, who are the two best bowlers in the world right now. I also really wanted Misbah in the middle order, but that means losing Yasir, but the next two best spinners (Ashwin and Lyon) getting put in over their current reps would fuck the batting over even more.

i'm so fucking bored. probably gonna start drinking soon

its a good thing you didn't, sport is a mistake

im 23 and my body is quite possibly irreparably broken from 15 years of cricket bowling and soccer

havent played cricket for a few years, have been trying to get fit for this summer all winter. problem is, everytime i increase my resistance training i get injured again. I am literally Pattinson-tier

its fucking disheartening

swim or cycle m8

i do cycle m8 (fuck swimming), my cardio fitness is excellent.

problem is, I cant use a pushbike in my run-up to bowl

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last for dankush

goose here, ama

based fucking goosey

I will literally throw poo on every single one of you

I could literally start running and none of you would be able to catch me