No PL games until 10th September, so you'll have to deal with the international break.
>Barcelona have revealed they agreed a deal with Juventus 12 months ago to have a priority option on France midfielder Paul Pogba, 23, if he were to leave the Serie A club, but passed on the opportunity this summer before he joined Manchester United. (Sun)
>Real Madrid's 26-year-old forward Gareth Bale - the world's most expensive player at £85m before Pogba's £89m deal - said he "isn't bothered" about losing the title, as winning the Champions League is more important. (Wales Online)
>Arsenal think the signing of Shkodran Mustafi, 24, will convince fellow Germany international Mesut Ozil, 27, to sign a new contract at the club. (Daily Mirror)
>West Brom manager Tony Pulis, 58, is considering his future at the Hawthorns after a frustrating transfer window. (Daily Express)
>Former England striker Gabby Agbonlahor's Aston Villa career is over as bosses say he will not play for the club again after the 29-year-old snubbed a deadline-day move to fellow Championship club Reading. (Sun)
>Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is targeting Atletico Madrid's France striker Antoine Griezmann, 25, next summer as a long-term replacement for England captain Wayne Rooney, 30. (Bleacher Report)
>Stoke and England goalkeeper Jack Butland, 23, could be out for another two months after suffering a setback in his recovery from an ankle injury that has sidelined him since March. (Guardian)
>Torino goalkeeper Joe Hart, 29, is set to remain England's number one against Slovakia. (Telegraph)
>Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany has made his long-awaited return from injury but will not play in the Manchester derby on 10 September. The 30-year-old Belgium defender played in a behind-closed-doors game at City. (Mirror)
>Farhad Moshiri, the co-owner of Everton, has said the club decided against signing midfielder Moussa Sissoko, 27, because they did not want to jeopardise the future of 25-year-old Republic of Ireland midfielder James McCarthy. (Jim White Twitter)
>Chelsea midfielder N'Golo Kante, 25, says Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho tried to persuade him to move to Old Trafford rather than Stamford Bridge from Premier League champions Leicester. (Sun)
>Despite Wednesday's transfer deadline, Stoke and Hull are hopeful of signing former West Brom and Everton striker Victor Anichebe, who is a free agent. (Daily Mail)
>But the striker could be reunited with former manager David Moyes at Sunderland after Black Cats forward Fabio Borini was ruled out for three months by injury. (Evening Chronicle)
>Wales striker Hal Robson-Kanu, 27, turned down a £100,000-a-week deal from Sven Goran Eriksson's Chinese Super League club Shanghai SIPG to sign for West Brom. (Mirror)
>Jack Wilshere has joined Bournemouth because Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger wants the midfielder to leave the Gunners permanently, according to former Chelsea forward Tony Cascarino. (Times - subscription required)
>Wilshere was weighing up a move to Roma but the deal broke down in part because Arsenal demanded a higher fee to sign the midfielder than the asking price they offered to Bournemouth. (London Evening Standard)
>And former Arsenal youngster Benik Afobe, now at Bournemouth, persuaded Wilshere to join, because he is "my [Wilshere's] best friend". (Sun)
>Chelsea failed in a bid to sign Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly before signing David Luiz during the transfer window, according to the Serie A club's owner Aurelio de Laurentiis. (Daily Star)
>Liverpool plan to follow up their interest in targets Mahmoud Dahoud, 20, and Christian Pulisic, 17, in future transfer windows after missing out on them this summer. (Liverpool Echo)
Adam Rodriguez
Where the Prem's spending splurge went this summer:
>Manchester United left-back Luke Shaw has said missing Euro 2016 was the best decision he has made. (Telegraph)
>Crystal Palace have signed the brother of record signing Christian Benteke - 21-year-old striker Jonathan, for £850,000 from Zulte Waregem - despite scouts saying he is unlikely to be good enough for the Premier League. (Times)
>Super agent Mino Railola has earned over 30m euros (£25m) in commission this summer brokering the deals for Paul Pogba, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Henrikh Mkhitaryan. That is more than the 21m euros Cristiano Ronaldo earns in a year at Real Madrid. (AS)
>Swansea mistakenly published an article about their new signing Enner Valencia, the problem being the Ecuador forward had instead signed for Everton. (London Evening Standard)
>Former Swansea striker Eder, 28, who scored the winning goal for Portugal in the European Championship final, has revealed his father is in jail after being convicted for murdering his stepmum. (Daily Mail)
Asher Jenkins
>Arsenal think the signing of Shkodran Mustafi, 24, will convince fellow Germany international Mesut Ozil, 27, to sign a new contract at the club. (Daily Mirror)
Wouldn't be surprised to see him end up at Man United next summer. He was a big part of Mourinho's Real Madrid team, they can double his wages without breaking a sweat, Rooney will be phased out by then, and Arsenal probably aren't going to be winning titles or making deep runs in the Champions League anytime soon.
Christopher Brown
>Intra PL: £302.7m So they only actually spent 700m then
Leo Ward
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Nathan Allen
nth for Marcos 'park us in to the nearest tree you drunkie' Alonso
Blake Powell
>as winning the Champions League is more important
kek
Dylan Martin
>Super agent Mino Railola has earned over 30m euros (£25m) in commission this summer brokering the deals for Paul Pogba, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Henrikh Mkhitaryan. That is more than the 21m euros Cristiano Ronaldo earns in a year at Real Madrid. (AS)
What is it with United and signing everyone from a single agent?
Parker Williams
Bale's pretty good at banter
Wyatt Miller
I keep expecting Agbonglahor to somehow explode into a good player
I watch too many movies
Austin Morales
*dabs*
Andrew Brooks
*dabs too*
Logan Kelly
__Martial____Rashford____Griezmann
___Pogba___Verratti___Mkhitaryan
Shaw____Blind___Bailly____Fabinho
____________De Gea
LITERALLY WHO can stop us?
Bentley Ramirez
*dubs*
Mason Hernandez
The teams who own Griezmann and Veratti
Chase Myers
reality
Jaxson Ramirez
>not playing Zlatan
Lucas Allen
Rooney. His existence means you won't get Veratti. And the fact that he's shit will prevent you from being a truly elite team. This is the transition season, where Man United finish 2nd or 3rd, then next summer Rooney will be dropped, Veratti will be brought in, and you'll walk the league.
Nathaniel Watson
They don't play in UEL
Nicholas Perez
>Transfer deadline day is great, isn't it? According to him, while reports were stating that he'd signed for Everton, new Spurs midfielder Moussa Sissoko was sat at home laughing at the TV.
>“I never went to Everton,” he told L'Equipe. “It’s funny. I was watching TV, and I saw that a deal had been done with Everton and that I had signed for them. But I was in London, waiting to sign my contract [with Spurs]."
>He duly signed that contract with Tottenham, to transfer from Newcastle for £30m. Presumably, he went back home to watch himself signing the contract on TV again afterwards.
>neverton
Nolan Morgan
Just got BLACKED lads
Anthony Allen
>Crystal Palace have signed the brother of record signing Christian Benteke - 21-year-old striker Jonathan, for £850,000 from Zulte Waregem - despite scouts saying he is unlikely to be good enough for the Premier League. (Times)
>850k Belgian media are reporting it was actually Benteke himself who bought his little brother off Zulte Waregem for 100.000 yuro as no one wanted to buy him, so basically Palace got him on a free
nice gesture from Christian though, too bad they're both shit
Jaxon Allen
>tfw Villa fan >tfw everyone is telling me that bae is shit
Lucas Long
now he is after a season of being ruined by CHARACTER & GEGENPRESSING
Michael Cruz
How big was it?
Ethan Adams
>manure ever winning top silverware again
The fluke ferguson era is well and truly over lad. Moyes put you back where you really belong. Panic signings and a tired jaded Mourinho is not going to change anything for you in the long term.
William Martinez
It's the psg's owner existence that makes signing verrati impossible. He could destroy any club with his money
Austin Smith
valencia is the best rb in the world. ggmu
Nathaniel Turner
>gegenpressing imagine having a tactic that only works if you lose the ball
Levi Gutierrez
well, not shit shit, but not elite
him staying at Villa would have been better for all parties involved, maybe wouldn't even have been relegated
Lucas Sanchez
Like defending?
Josiah Hall
Like counter attacking?
Jackson Garcia
2bh if Villa didn't get relegated then they might not have been sold so it's possible it was a good thing
I just want to forget that season
Jacob Harris
At some point in this season Rooney will have his career ended by Mkhitaryan
Literally just won the FA Cup
Aiden Rogers
Did they even sell a DVD of the season in the club shop?
Might be worth a bit on ebay in a few years if they did just because of the rarity factor.
Levi Barnes
inb4 johnny foreigners dont acknowledge the fa cup
Nicholas Smith
Doubt it
West Brom probably have one though
Matthew Cook
>relive a season of PASHUN and a confused depressed frenchman with the 2015-16 villa season review
Luke James
The same mkhitaryan that was literally invisible against dortmund B?
the same one that gets benched for mata, a players that is utterly despised by mercrinho - the same manager known for buying overrated shit and benching them/sending them to loan purgatory (cuadrado)?
Connor Perry
>that goal of the month that they had to cancel once because they didn't score any
Parker Long
>>Torino goalkeeper Joe Hart So, he's the only player on England's NT that doesn't play in the Premier League? I think it's a progress for you, maybe if you keep this way in 50 years you manage to win an Euros
Jordan Long
why do the bookies have Leicester as such underdogs (straight win @ 4/1) to win their match against Liverpool? it's something to do with internationals and not injuries, right?
Jackson Reyes
That was the season before
William Sanchez
Believe it or not, Liverpool are more reliable than Lester in real life
John Davis
>Liverpool are more reliable
Even after burnley 2 weeks ago?
Kevin Moore
Yes, history doesn't change that fast
Liverpool are still the second (afer Real Madrid) most successful club in the world
Ethan Gonzalez
What makes them more successful than Barcelona?
James Roberts
I can't see that happening. I think Arsenal would rather let him run out his contract and continue to play him like Dortmund did with Lewandowski rather than sell him to United. Selling Ozil to United would probably be the final straw for the fans.
Jordan Allen
5 TIMES LA'
Landon Rivera
5 in Istambul
Jonathan Allen
Barcelona have won it 5 times
Ethan Mitchell
Imagine being such a small club that a fucking agent controls you and is bigger than you
>the same manager known for buying overrated shit and benching them/sending them to loan purgatory (cuadrado)? Not a Chelsea or United fan but it's widely known that Chelsea's board sign players without the manager's input
You can't really blame the eye poker for their bad transfers
Tyler Edwards
>Sup Forums That place is a toilet
Zachary James
Milan have won it more than 5 times
James Fisher
Barca aren't the second most successful club lol
William Cooper
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Jason Sanchez
If you enjoy seeing the very same stale memes poster every 10 minutes you literally have autism
t. I'm a psychologist
Aiden Campbell
Killed more fans than everyone else
Mason Brooks
I'm sure >mouyes has only Manure's best interest in mind
That's number two after Hazard. >mfw a player has never rejected Chelsea to sign for United >only happens the other way around Definitely a bigger club
Kevin Hall
>Chelsea bandwagoner from Finland Depressing
Jeremiah Green
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Wyatt Collins
>being surprised that a fin supports the white nationalist side
William Miller
m8 it's mikael forssell he hasn't got much else going on
Asher Carter
>white nationalist side Their best side was packed full of niggers
Andrew Bailey
No objective person would suggest Chelsea are bigger than United and if you are a soccer bandwagoner of a middle table club from fucking England while you are from a non-football nation you should consider suicide
Aaron Clark
Ooooh the ABUs are a bit testy today lads!
David Clark
>White nationalists >closet cucks Pick dos
Charles Wilson
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Logan Baker
The fans la
Jordan King
What niggers did they have playing for them in the late 90s?
Easton Wood
Chelsea aren't necessarily the biggest club in England, but they are the most attractive club to join when they do have CL to offer. Being the biggest team in London, most star players would rather live and play there than in a shithole like Manchester.
Also At least I'm not a brown Argie living in poverty tbqh
Nicholas Hall
>>Chelsea midfielder N'Golo Kante, 25, says Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho tried to persuade him to move to Old Trafford rather than Stamford Bridge from Premier League champions Leicester. (Sun)
In terms of fanbase the biggest london teams are actually west ham and arsenal
Chelsea have failed to get loads of bandwagoners despite their success, probably because of the turgid style under Jose Yeah seeing some connection errors
Caleb Barnes
Where can I find that upbeat WHAM! style song BBC was playing during the euros?
It was a great tune for benders and rent boys like me and my m8s to dance to
They'd play it like during intros and outros to the panel discussions
Luke Russell
>Wayne Rooney, 30 Dayum, i thought he was 32 or even 33. Time hasn't been nice to him
Cameron Rogers
Top fucking kek, Finland was a baby then not supporting them.
John Parker
Friendly reminder that Chelsea have 10 million more facebook fans than Arselel. Also that's only because there are so many niggers in London and they all must support Arselel for some reason, Chelsea have a lot of fans in the South East of England
Anthony Watson
>Uefa are set to visit Jersey in the next few weeks as the Channel Island bids to become an international footballing nation. Jersey submitted a bid to leave the the English FA and join Uefa last December. A delegation from Uefa is set to come to the island after the body's annual congress later this month.
>another nation that will lose every game 10-0 and end up bottom of the qualifying groups We don't need another Gibraltar in UEFA.
Evan Anderson
please update your memes
Justin Long
>In terms of fanbase the biggest london teams are actually west ham and arsenal
>you now remember when the Netherlands were one of the best national teams in the world
Pretty sad what happened to them desu, their current team is so pathetic compared to what it was 6 years ago
Jaxson Powell
He's younger than Cristiano Ronaldo but looks like his mother's husband
Leo Myers
Thinking about it now, yeah, I cant remember the last time a player blatantly snubbed chelshit, unlike Arsenal, Liverpool and Manure
David Ross
it's easier to become a legend at a place like Chelsea because they've had good players that have won the team stuff for such a short time. Kante, Hazard et al has a better chance of getting statues at Chelsea than United - vain cunts
Angel Rivera
mikel
Jaxson Martinez
>the startling realisation that FEE LOSS O FEE was the saviour of the Dutch NT
Jordan Cox
Fabregas
Cooper Mitchell
1 more vote you can buy la'
Logan Gutierrez
how the fuck are international breaks still legal?
