/asean/

Ito ang gagawin mo, para hindi kana iiyak kung ikaw ay mag-pipiraso ng sibuyas: wag kang masyadong kalakip, gaya ng dati mong kasintahan para hindi ka masaktan (This is what you do, so that you don't cry when slicing onions: don't be too attached, like your former girlfriend so you won't get hurt).

I'm literally triggered

Looks like God hates you flipbong

I swear I'm not a chaos god

What's the names of your respective chad thundercocks, /asean/?

>wake up
>praise allah im not indon

I am the thunder cock

No...you are the Cuck God

my Allah better than your allah, chink

What's the chad equivalent of the country you diaspora'd from?

I miss Elliot Rodger, he was a true Malaysian.

Me. It is me. I am the chad with the biggest penis

more like sillypenis mirite

please respond

you hwaito banned here, goway

I am a dirty little slut

His mother was chinese dispora you worthless monkey

>still remembering the beta hero that fought against the tyranny of womyn & tfw forever alone
*tips fedora*

>Chinese
>Malaysian

What's the difference nowadays?

His autobiography left a huge impression on me, I don't think I'll ever forget him.

Hence, a true Malaysian

I am hotter than Eliott

According to Rusche, G. & Kirchheimer, O. (1939/1968) in Punishment and Social Control, prison is used by capitalists to regulate the labourers and the working classes by using different levels of severity when it comes to punishment. In times of prosperity and demand for workers, there are less control needed and punishment are eased, as workers compete to work in low wage jobs, being in work already means that they will be controlled like prison. In times of decreased demand, workers are subjected to harsher punishments, to control people and prevent them from not conforming to capitalist ideals.

*Bourgeoisie intensifies*

test test 1 2 3

I am going to rape you Flipbong

You should read Marxists like Ignatieff, Linebaugh, Melossi, Pavarini, Rothman and Foucault (kinda marxist), if you want a good laugh. They think that things like the welfare/ nanny state is just another way to control the lower classes and they're completely right, I want to praise the person who came up with this system to oppress the working class.

I want to praise you by fucking your boipuss

nice google translate faggot

you broke up with #nofilter? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*watches over /asean/*

>3 In 2007, anticipating the coming of "Year of the Pig", depictions of Pigs were banned in CCTV because it would offend the minorities, in apparent reference to China's 20 million Muslims.
China is Muslim'd

*teleport behind you*

Watches over Señor Trump

You're up late.

*rapes you all*

*enjoy it, then reverse rape you*

I don't mind senpai :3

Ahh...haaaah~

-milk your cow nipple while you get raped
moo harder

No. You can only watch because you always bully me

yes
im malay chan
i bully budak like you

hmmph >_<

You are not gonna rape me

btw do you know how to make malay-chan trip?
i know how to make trip but i dont know his

Yes

Malay chan#[enter whatever trip password you want]!

but that will generate other code
not his code
i want his code so i can erp with flip and swedes

pro-tip from a law student, so you don't have to be jew'd out by your landlord: You can deduct your rent payment to pay for repairs, if the landlord doesn't live up to his obligations of maintaining the house.

Source: Lee-Parker v Izzet

No. I dunno his code. You can ERP with yourself for being such a bully

You can give your landlord's daughter a good dicking to pay rent

dont talk to me(or to my dick again) if you dont know his code
i thought you were better than this moo

that law doesnt applied to real life
you gonna get kicked from your rent house and be a rent boy like the lip you are

I am not malay chan you silly iban

It is, it is case law. If the landlord does kick me out for pressing for my rights, then I'll just sue the shit out of him for money for breach of statutory duty or piss him off even more by deciding to continue the tenancy and have a court order telling him to fix it :^)

I once gave my landlady cunnilingus in order to pay rent...hahaha just kidding. I have enough monies :3

but their offspring is a girl(boy)

So what? If feminine enough, you can fug

What are Adventists about, Bakahime?

no
your landlady know you are an eunuch

I don't know much about them other than that they cannot eat seafood and pork.

Why are you so angry all because I don't have Malay chan's trip password?

*still watching over /asean/*

Pengen ngentot gan

*rapes you*

>implying

Rape me?

Is he our guy?

Sorry citizen, we are all moral and upstanding.

Dut30 should sign an EO to shoot to kill ERP-fags in /asean/.

*pegs your boipuss*

Too late for that now

*shoots you*

Sorry it had to be this way.

Shoot cum?

>wake up
>still a neet
>br1m coming in on feb 18th

life is easy

How popular are Char Kooay Teow, Ais Kacang and Cendol in Malaysia?

It looks so odd and tasty.

kway even

Regular food that you can order at a restaurant

It's pretty funny how different your SEA cuisine is from ours. It looks completely alien to me.

>hwaito

What's BR1M?

neet bucks for malaysian
but you have to be a malay babi dog muslim only can get it, other race cannot

yes i agree, very many babi

samefag get out

Is Pajeet groping that girl ass?

Might explain the look on here face, kek

I will also get my BR1M it seems

>tfw I have to make it look like I am a NEET on the form

I wish Yandere poster would be back ;-;

Just got my RM600 lads.

alhamdulillah the BN administration has reached far out to Brunei. Brunei is now Malaysian Clay

I have a d8 (sort of) with a malay hijabi tomorrow
How do I wife her?

>tfw no malay-chan

>Brunei
>Country code: BN

Coincidence? I think not.
Its the other way around.

youre in denial. dont be a kiasu

NORTH BORNEO STRONK

How came PAL cannot into airline alliance?

HAIYA. Kamu orang ini. Tidak ada kereja ka?

>kereja
>not keleja

nice try subramaniam

>when a malaxian is trying to speak malay

>imblyign what he want to say =/= what he sounds like

sup nerds

sup

Why are you still worshiping Saturn /asean/?

is anime a mistake?

your whole life is a mistake

i dont think so
rude

i dont think being a normie is a mistake

Ill bash your head open cunt

Every single asean immigrant is a qt

stop being such a nu-male jeez ur embarrasing us

Sorry for making you blush, you must look really cute when shy