/asean/

Ito ang gagawin mo, para hindi kana iiyak kung ikaw ay mag-pipiraso ng sibuyas: wag kang masyadong kalakip, gaya ng dati mong kasintahan para hindi ka masaktan (This is what you do, so that you don't cry when slicing onions: don't be too attached, like your former girlfriend so you won't get hurt).

I'm literally triggered

Looks like God hates you flipbong

I swear I'm not a chaos god

What's the names of your respective chad thundercocks, /asean/?

>wake up
>praise allah im not indon

I am the thunder cock

No...you are the Cuck God

my Allah better than your allah, chink

What's the chad equivalent of the country you diaspora'd from?

I miss Elliot Rodger, he was a true Malaysian.