Riding the train edition
Bundesliga
I hate those seats that face eachother
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They CAN be alright. Can be.
Hello?
>no Bundesliga tomorrow
Why even live?
To see Bayern play
I hate to admit it but that's sadly the most german porn there is. I have seen a lot of these on fucked up porn compilations and it's always german
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I went into a "Müller" shop and asked for crossword books. The girl I asked was absolutely into me and intimidated by my appearance.
She said yes and went asking a co-worker, who said no.
I then said thanks anyways and farewell.
So all in all I do not have crossword riddles to solve right about now
That's a shame. I just arrived at my parents' place (christening tomorrow) and there is a fresh crossword supplement there for me from one of my grandad's magazines.
That's just rude and disgusting. >:(
What am I looking at here
I made two posts in /epl/
hello i am here now
Christening tomoz. Every danish movie ever. Theres always a family gathering
I cant see jack shit. Who is Jamie
Yeah
Jamie Carragher
>christening tomorrow
didn't you just go to a christening a while ago?
Maybe five or six months ago
Hello Konata
Every minute of every hour I miss you, I miss you, I miss you mooorree
Okay
Finally watched the Jaco documentary yesterday, dood film although I already knew the most stuff.
Hadn't heard about that one. I don't think I will ever watch it.
okay
please be gentle on sunday Germany...
is that you
bye
I'm voting for the AfD on sunday :^)
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>being an ossi
LAMOing at you're "life"
its important to vote, good luck.
I'm happy with my life in the beautiful city Schwerin. :^)
Forgot pic
imagine waking up in the morning as Angela Merkel
imagine living in a great country that is brazil
imagine having a gf
good music. Listning to a lot of Jorge Ben, Gal Costa, Novos Baianos etc recently
youtube.com
Noe I really have to go.
Goodbye.
imagine - John Lennon
Bring lube then
Ruhrschwuchtel or even worse detected. Not an ossi but as soon as I find a job I move to Meck-Pomm or Brandenburg. Northern part of Schleswig-Holstein is fine too.
delet
Schwerin is beautiful. Most beautiful attraction are the locals though.
stop samefagging
Come home white men.
>Not many foreigners
>98% German
>AFD wins the elections on Sunday
How can westcucks even compete?
>a job
>Meck-Pomm or Brandenburg
good luck with that
bye :(
do you like brazilian music
pls answer next thread
you can enjoy the sun in the city without seeing niggers and sandniggers. It's a beautiful feeling.
Germany still takes in shit ton of immigrants?
we took 16m of them in in 1990 and they've been nothing but trouble so far
Yes
People of prussian descent. Literally the best type of immigrants.
People in the Osten are very kind if you speak german.
execute all ossis
Careful, your kippah is showing, Isaac.
Where is everybody?
watching the new narcos series
Just came back from London yesterday and its been very stressful since.
Will probably blog about it in the coming days.
Okay
How often have you been ejaculating ever since
I was eating
Reading the news
>20 asylum seakers with knives attacked guests of a birthday party in Wurzen
>t.lvz.de
Okay
Im on a Huawei Y 300 on a train. Describe the clip
American soccer fans singing in a bar before a national team match
Hopefully a bit smaller
Thank you
Your welcome
Wales U21 0 - 4 Denmark U21
Ingvartsen (who???)
Sisto x 2
Dolberg (Ajax)
not once i am not at my place
How can I get a girl to talk to me, /bundes/?
Okay
a starbucks employee ran outside of the shop i was walking past, got in my way and super super close, smiled at me full of hope, and asked if i wanted to try some new coffee they offer.
i smiled back, waited a second, said "no thanks" and continued
How did you get her to talk to you?
i am reasonably well groomed, have an attractive caucasian polish-german face, recently cut hair, and was wearing an unspectacular, but good quality t-shirt
i looked like i COULD have been a hipster who goes to starbucks to try out some new mix of caramel-cocolate coffee with mint and a hint of paprika, but you could not be sure about it at all
Okay here what I'm working with
Positive
>183 cm
>blond
>parcours runner body
>Gentleman dressing style
>light eyes
>no asymmetries
>not fat not ugly
>mom told me I look good
>educated
Negative
>no money no job no car
>a friends sister told her friend I look like a psycho
Even cashiers at supermarkets try to avoid eye contact. Any advice?
>hipster
>starbucks
Look cute and weak
Move out
I am out. Mom told me that before.
I seriously don't know why but people are afraid of me. I am very friendly, witty, funny. But everytime they laugh about my jokes it seems they are too scared not to do.
I just wrote out a post but deleted it before clicking post.
what was it about?
I don't remember now
Maybe I tell more of the friend's sister story.
Friend is bothered that I've never had a gf. On a party asks his sister to chat with me. Not to target me herself but to find out what girl (maybe one of her friends could like me). She's very friendly at first but as the conversations goes on for a while I notice how she feels more and more uncomfortable.
Later on I'm lying on the sofa facing the wall. She stands across the room. Pretty much of a distance, there are also other people, yet I can hear everything. One of her girl friends comes over and asks what kind of a creep she was talking to. Sister jokes about who much of a "total psycho" I am.
At some point girlfriend tells her to be quietbecause I could hear her. Sister says that I'm totally drunk and passed out.
I barely drank anything. I was just saying there out of depression and heard everything. Especially because they were pretty drunk themself and thus talking pretty loud. You like the drunk girls Start wispering and after the first three words they're almost laugh-screaming.
They sound like bad people.
stop drinking
I'm not drunk.
read
>there could be a comfy Friday night Bundesliga game on right now
sure.....
I didn't asked for this feel.
>there isn't
Slept at friend on parents bed. Parents were not at home. Next day. I hear through the fucking wall that their talking. First same Bullshit. That I would be still asleep because I was so drunk and so on. Of course nothing of this is true.
I admit I couldn't hear every single word but at some point I figure out that sisters gf has told her brother. He is furious because he thinks I heard everything they said which is true. He thinks I would assume he did it on purpose to degrade me through his sister. He thinks I would be mad at him. Known him since Kindergarten btw.
Sister can't stop making jokes: Relax he didn't hear anything. But if they find my corpse raped to death in the woods, that means he maybe heard it.
Literally can't understand this. The sister is the Person who stands up for bullied fat kids or tells other people that it'snot okay to make jokes about cripples. But somehow it's okay to make jokes about me.
I don't really know much about brazilian music, but I enjoyed most of the stuff I listened so far (mainly 60s, 70s MPB stuff).
Nice image. I like manga girls with guns
You have no idea how uch pain it is to submit a post on this mobile device
shut the fuck up
>[..] sisters gf [...]
tell me more
I do what I can
bit rude desu
>Literally can't understand this. The sister is the Person who stands up for bullied fat kids or tells other people that it'snot okay to make jokes about cripples. But somehow it's okay to make jokes about me.
It's always easier to take the moral high ground in hypothetical situations than it is in real life.
>Oliver Bierhoff hat mit deutlichen Worten auf die Kritik aus der Bundesliga an der Vermarktung der Nationalspieler durch den DFB reagiert. „Was mich stört, ist, dass der Eindruck erweckt wird, dass der DFB nur nimmt“, sagte der Teammanager der Nationalmannschaft am Freitag in Düsseldorf. Die Popularität der Spieler werde durch Einsätze in der Löw-Elf enorm gesteigert und damit auch der Wert für die Vereine.
>Zuletzt hatten Bayern-Vorstandschef Karl-Heinz Rummenigge und Dortmunds Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke den DFB als größten Konkurrenten um Sponsoren der Liga-Branchenführer bezeichnet.
>„Wenn Borussia Dortmund nach China zu einer Vermarktungsreise fährt, dann stürzen sich die Fans auf Mats Hummels oder Marco Reus, weil sie diese Spieler aus der Nationalmannschaft kennen und nicht, weil sie gegen Mainz 05 spielen“, konterte nun der 48-Jährige.
Hello?
I just meant female friend of sister. Like a guy friend with dudes. Don't know if there is female version of it.
I'm not even mad at her or him. I mea n he is my only real life friend and always treated me good. He was even more pissed about that incident than I was.
The case with her is that I have to accept that she doesn't like me. Never spoke to her more than hi and bye again because on each encounter she had this weird expression as she was asking herself würde Iheard itor not.
I'm not depressed because of this. Life has to go onandnwhen I recall the story it seems more weird or even funny than sad. But the problem is still that no people like me. I don't look like a fucking troll or something.
>But the problem is still that no people like me. I don't look like a fucking troll or something.
The look of someone doesn't define his character and behaviour.