Really makes you think, huh?

Really makes you think, huh?

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Fucking retard. Money doesn't buy class or brains.

How much money do you make spelling correctly? How much money do you make being the best player in the world?

Really makes you think

>thinking money is more valuable than your dignity

It is when you're playing a sport. Messi is not a bukkake addicted pornstar.

lol he can't even spell properly in the only language he speaks

>it's a peasants laugh at a multi-millionaire for not being "intelligent" episode

At first I thought Messi was just very awkward and shy but he is really just an autistic fuck and all he knows is football. That is why he cried when he missed the penalty kick. It was as if his entire world was being plunged 40 leagues under the sea.

It's a well known fact that Messi has learning problems, he lived half of his life in Barcelona and can't even speak a sentence in Catalan, even whin lot of his teammates speak it and tried to teach him

Just by hearing him speak you can tell he's ignorant as fuck

Even people from literal favelas like Tévez or Maradona could learn a second language, Messi is middle class but has mental problems

so how is it meant to be written then?

Casamiento

In Latin America Z and S are pronounced literally in the same way, it's a fairly common mistake

>happy wedding

What do spics mean by this?

>It's a Finland laugh at peasants laugh at multi millionaire for not being "intelligent" episode

>I hope you don't get cucked
That's what it means.

there is no point in learning catalan though. they all know castellano even if they pretend they don't.

does Messi speak English?

I remember when Ronaldo first came to England and couldn't speak the language, then he spoke it like a retard for a while.

Not surprising. Jocks are stupid when it comes to academics.

When an NFL player says something stupid we just laugh it off. His job is to play a game, not understand the rules of grammar. That being said, it's frustrating when a millionaire and college graduate only has a first grade education.

>money is more valuable than your dignity

That line is actually in the third verse of the American nation anthem

>Tévez
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Messi is a victim of abuse by his jew parents who ruined pretty much his entire youth by forcing him to play football

Messi does not like playing football, it's just the only thing he knows. He does not watch movies, he does not read, he has no friends, he has no, he cannot into arts and crafts, he does not speak any language other than shit-tier Spanish, he cannot change the diaper of his child, he does not know how to cook, he cannot into gardening, does not know how to drive a bike...

The way he wrote it, it says: "Happy hunting" instead of happy wedding

We're mostly the same with our footballers in England, Rooney and Beckham are both famously retarded and hugely beloved.

Nigga, that was his first season in England, he learnt after that

Also, I was talking about Italian, Tévez' is decent and Maradona's quite good

tbf i make mistakes all the fucking time and i can't spell for shit, and my texts in school were always horrible.

and i am almost a graduated engineer
people have different types of intelligence

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really makes you think

Cazamiento doesn't exist, hunting is cacería

>its a shitskin argentines hate white Messi episode

go back to rating Riquelme

Messi is objectively dumber than Riquelme

Clearly shopped

Riquelme is a Math PhD.

Yup he's quite brilliant, I like his work on triple integrals and the Barnett identity

There's no point in learning Catalan if everyone knows Spanish* though. It's like how I was born and raised in a latino family in Miami but I can't string more than two sentences together in Spanish because I just never bothered learning.

*inb4 butthurt Spaniards say it's "castellano"

shut up nerd

Autism causes dyslexia

What's the word were looking for here? Google is giving me "el casamiento" which is something I haven't heard in 'murican Spanish. Boda sounds familiar though.

Like Selena Gómez? She can't even say "hello" in Spanish

>does Messi speak English

Not a word.

but athletes are always brain dead morons, you should see how nfl players are when they talk.

Both mean the same, in Argentina we use more casamiento than boda

Yes. Selena Gomez is kind of an extreme example, but a lot of latino kids born in the US (especially non-Mexicans) barely speak enough Spanish to say "happy birthday" to Abuela or order at a Spanish restaurant.

nice googling tyrone

Spanish
Noun

casamiento m (plural casamientos)

marriage

Different words can mean the same thing, Vladimir's Bootlicker. Boda also means wedding.

>like Selena Gomez

Exactly. A lot of our "latino" celebs (Ariana Grande, Charlie Sheen, Jessica Alba, Giancarlo Stanton, etc.) don't speak any Spanish at all.

WHICH IS THE REAL ONE

But Selena's parents are literally from Mexico, they both speak Spanish

I don't know why didn't they teach her or speak it at home. Knowing more than 1 language is always a positive thing, you can see and think is different ways

>hurr he used one wrong letter

ABMs are literally mentally ill

Thanks for verifying what I already knew, Anna. That question was directed at the several people in this thread who actually speak Spanish. I did not think I had to specify that.

In this day and age you don't need to know how to spell like a fucking machine.

I studied law and consider myself to have pretty good English as a result of the anal marking habits of my professors, but this modern auto-corrected age means that even I am finding times when I have to think to myself... "fuck me, how the fuck do you spell that again???"

He's a football, and a retard, but if bad spelling grinds your gears, look forward to killing yourself as the new generations get older.

Seriously? I did not grow up in a Latino community and did not take a Spanish class but I learned some basic Spanish just by paying attention. How do people not know "hola" or "feliz cumpleaños"

Maybe they did try and she just resisted. Kids assimilate really quickly in America, unless they live in an area where the vast majority of the people speak their parents language, they won't learn it. Hell, my aunt was born in Latin America and she doesn't even speak Spanish because she came here at such a young age. English is all you need in America.

I mean, he probably knows how to write these world but I've seen her in Spanish speaking TV shows and he pronounces like an average gringo

>world
words*

They do. Most people know the very basics, even gringos. But it's always funny when people expect you to speak perfect Spanish just because your surname ends with "ez".

>He's a football
That would explain a lot.
>if bad spelling grinds your gears, look forward to killing yourself as the new generations get older.
I can't fucking wait. The next generation grew up with cell phones in their hands. They never learn anything because anything they need is a Google search away. We are doomed.

Ronaldo's English is decent these days, he appeared on some talk show here and I understood about 90% of what he was saying

Ronaldo is different to Messi, if he wants something he'll break his ass til he gets it.

His English was fine after a few years at United, he's a very fast learner.

not fucking common at all m8, I'll give you some rare c instead of s but never z, that being said, I never had any cultural expectations on messi

no it doesn't, fuck off with your shit meme

agreed, I'd say getting the s-z-c wrong is the most common mistake latin americans make, sometimes even when speaking

When speaking it's not a mistake, we pronounce both in the same way

Just like Andalusians pronounce all of them like Z. It's like confusing B with V, if you haven't studied Latin or Greek you can confuse them quite often because the sound is the same

It's not a mistake, they just soumd the same. We don't have a lisp the way you guys do.

American Pablo making it personal. ¿You gonna take that Spanish Pablo?

i bet you don't even know that c and z are basically the same thing

I'm not talking about the particularities of the region pronunciation but directly getting it wrong

In latin america 'casamiento' will be pronounced 'casamiento'. The s-c-z are pronounced s. This is the local pronunciation and not a mistake

The mistake I'm refering to would be pronouncing it 'cazamiento', which would only be understandable for someone from southern spain, like sergio ramos, but not for a latin american (afaik)

I've seen it a a few times in latin american maids, cleaners, workers in spain, maybe because they try to start using the z sound for the z spelling but get it wrong sometimes since they don't know how to spell the word properly

Are you fucking faggots stupid?
You think Messi has time to spellcheck whenever some little shit demands a fucking wedding wish?

>What Sup Forums thinks happened
Lionel Messi is walking to the shops to buy some SPRITE AND CHEESE PIZZA XDDDDD at night because he has to avoid socialising due to AUTISM XDDDDD when suddenly a giant approached him who was actually 5'3 but Messi IS A MIDGET XDDDDDD and asked Messi to sign his shirt for his wedding day and Messi LOOKED AT THE SHIRT AND GOT NERVOUS DUE TO AUTISM XDDDDD then Messi started to sweat because MESSI IS LE RETARD XDDDDD and Messi looked at the shirt and saw the price label included tax and GOT NERVOUS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T PAY HIS TAXES XDDDDD then Messi asked Iniesta and Xavi for a dictionary BECAUSE HE IS A XAVI AND INIESTA BABBY XDDDD and Messi realised no help was coming so tried his hardest to think of the correct spelling and couldn't do it and he tried to write but his hand was trembling DUE TO STEROIDS AND AUTISM AND GROWTH HORMONES XDDDDD and he made the wrong spelling meanwhile Ronaldo won a spelling competition in Madrid because he was the only person who knew of the silent X in TSSSSUUUUUXUUUUUUUUU XDDDDDD

>What happened
Messi was rushed onto a bus and quickly signed a random guys shirt, making the guy the happiest man alive, but accidentally misspelled after a long days training

Fucking autists.

>which would only be understandable for someone from southern spain, like sergio ramos, but not for a latin american (afaik)

iirc a lot of the Caribbean dialects are strongly influenced by Southern Spanish, so it's possible that certain latinos (like Cubans or Dominicans) could pronounce it the same way.

>implying
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Don't talk shit about my chicano waifu

lol ,she sounds like my little sister. You can tell she's practiced, but the accent isn't quite right.

mmm you could be onto something, one of those was dominican

Here people who only speak and listen catalan daily (typical from rural towns) at times also may have problems with the s-z-c when trying to speak spanish since catalan does not have the z pronunciation (it has a strong s instead) and may wrongly mix them up, not very common mistake though

I agree with your point but get help lad

I still say the first one choice was the most likely outcome

> Messi is autistic. He was diagnosed at 8 years old, still in Argentina, with Asperger's Syndrome, known as a mild form of autism. Although the diagnosis of athlete has been little publicized and questioned, as a way to protect him, the fact is that their behavior on and off the field are revealing.
>realising this now

>RETARDS WHO DOESN'T SPEAK NATIVE SPANISH

El tipo se casó con una mina
la mina literalmente lo "Cazó"

Por ende: Casamiento -> Cazamiento

Tongue'n cheek and shit.

what a cuckhold lmao

>doesn't know English
>doesn't know Spanish

What a mong!

>thinking dignity has any value

Well, it isn't her first language, what did you expect?

>that was his first season in England
No it wasn't. That was his second season for United and before that he was in West Ham.

he's referring to act of "cazar"

As a non native Spanish speaker it blows my mind that natives make spelling mistakes, it's the most logical language in the world. It's understandable in English as many spellings and pronunciations are pretty weird.

Maybe he's just dyslexic.

Is this why you SHART IN MARTS?

>Panchos dont differientiate the pronunciation of s and z
>They make spelling mistakes due to this
Really makes you think

I'm a native English speaker and I base all my spelling upon what sounds and looks right based on my knowledge of written English. I don't know any of the spelling rules off by heart at all but I can still spell whatever word a person can come up with to 99% accuracy.

Omg why are spaniards such assholes about pronunciation? Of course you would fucking understand what they were saying, you dumb spic. It's like the retarded Spanish tourists here who speak in castellano and then get angry when they can't understand the person when they respond in Portuguese.

That shirt will be worth a ton o money in a few decades.
He'll probably stick with signing his name only from now on.

Maybe he'll say his pa signed that for him like he did his taxes.

kek

So what? He is happier and more successful than any of us will ever be.

the image is fake you mongs

>Charlie Sheen
>mexican

americans are so dumb

no one pretends to not know spanish u fucking twat

Charlie Sheen is latino. His real name is Carlos Estevez, he used the name "Charlie Sheen" when he was starting out as an actor so that he could get white guy roles. His dad, "Martin Sheen" (Ramon Estevez), did the same thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Sheen

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You have neither money nor dignity in your shit toilet of a 3rd world country so what the fuck do you know about it?

>living in Slumzil
>thinking anyone gives a fuck what you think

argentinians can't speak spanish m8

Falzo

americans only care about money. it's their religion. it fixes everything, it means everything, it's worth everything.

I am learning Spanish since its the future language of my country. It is such a relief how the letters are consistently pronounced the same. I can read it pretty well even though I do not know how to say much.

You have to go back

Isnt that one shopped?