Canada @ Honduras 2:The Electric Boogaloo

Canada is trying to make the Hex for the first time since 1998 while also trying to forget memories from last cycle
Meanwhile their opponent, Honduras, also needs a result and last cycle crushed Canada 8-1
Can Canada move forward and come close to Hex? Or will they choke again?
54 bings until we find out

[spoiler]They choke[/spoiler]

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Borjan; Henry, James, Jakovic, De Jong; Edgar; Akindele, Hutchinson, Arfield, Hoilett; Larin

Donis Escober, Johnny Palacios, Maynor Figueroa, Bryan Beckeles, Jorge Claros, Emilio Izaguirre, Mario Martínez, Bryan Acosta, Anthony Lozano, Romell Quioto and Alberth Elis

>Palacios

Here's a representation of that
Hoilett has no team
Jakovic has made one appearance for his Japanese second division team
And everyone is shit

Canada can be the Iceland of Concacaf but only if they cared enough to develop their players.

Also why arent you guys calling up MLS Canadian players in your Canadian clubs?

>Johnny Palacios
Pack it up, Canada wins 6-0

Iceland's grassroots coaching is 100x what we have. We still have yet to eradicate volunteer parent coaches.

Their coach hates all of them

Do we have a hope lads? If we can pull away with a tie, we can actually make it to the hex, i hope

Dude, you already have hockey. We only have this shit.

>Also why arent you guys calling up MLS Canadian players in your Canadian clubs?

They barely have any

never 4 get
but seriously this, fucking olimpia trying to sell their shit players and screwing the NT

Stadium looks packed, who gets that much free time to goto a game at 3 PM?

joh proveerá

people who ask for a vacation day / employers who let you out early?

Good one

Probably

nevar5get

stop plz

What do you mean by choke again? >we are garbage in soccer and Honduras will win tonight. 100% guaranteed.

>Canada can be the Iceland of Concacaf

Canada have the 3rd largest population in Conca, they don't need to pull miracles like Iceland

Wait why isn't pinto on the field?
also based Amado

Serving a suspension

THEY'RE HEATING UP

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What the fuck is that noise? It's like a vuvuzela, but worse.

Are they playing at a high school?

fucking horns, but to be honest it's probably bad atmosphere mic placing, they are not that annoying in the stadium.

Also why is a Finn watching a 2nd rate concacaf game?

I remember in youth soccer we collected up all our old cleats, shin pads and balls and sent them to Honduras as they could not afford their own. So in some way I feel like Honduras could not beat Canada without Canada

>this reffing
kek

>Maynor
jesus, it's like I'm watching women's football

I honestly feel they can run away with a 1-0 win or a 0-0 draw. This is just tragic

What's the difference between a Honduran and a Mexican?

Hondurans are EVEN more violent

NO ES POSIBLE

so how's that world cup coming?

cmon leafs

You can't bully me when your capital is called Tegucigalpa.

That sounds like some sort of bisexual pokemon.

DELET THIS!!!!

im a true fan

BASED BORJAN

...

I think there should be more diversity among WC qualifying spots.

US, Mexico, Costa Rica and Honduras dominating isn't fun.

Let the moose win for once.

How can Lozano be so good with the Olympic team but so bad here?

Our year la

Choco is bad and the rest of the team is worse

The Olympic badge is a power up for the players

And of course the EU is the one pushing for diversity. What a shocker

Lucky for you Honduras is playing like shit, so they will probably not survive the Hex

>114 degrees

jesus

I know you're perfidious wiles, pirate...
You're trying to fill the WC with anglocuck countries who are bound by commonwealth duty to let England win when the time comes

>AFC 4 guaranteed WC spots
>CONCACAF only 3

How can FIFA be so retarded?

>implying we dont strive to humiliate the british in their favorite sport

how come Honduras didn't get any Olympic diving medals

disgusting.

When where there be a wild card tournament?

I will not stand for this anti-British bigotry.
I don't rub it in your faces that I'm superior to you. I pretend like we're equals to be congenial. I expect you inferior brutes to do me the same courtesy.

You guys aren't bound by the bloodpact of the commonwealth

The deflated ball behind Canada's goalie reminds me of the goop from Super Mario Sunshine

nope. our duty is to choke as per our English heritage

It's only 94 I think
That was literally a foul, he stretched his whole leg to trip him up

I thought it was 94

Asia's 5th best team would rape North America's 4th best team.

That is why.

>not realizing AFC has more money than all of CONCACRAP

heat factor? I dunno. Thats what the commentators said

5th place AFC plays against 4th place CONCACAF, 5th place CONMEBOL plays against 1st place OFC

There's your wildcards

06: Trinidad beats Bahrain
10: New Zealand beats Bahrain
14: Mexico rapes New Zealand

Not sure what you're getting at

ah yes, humidity is at 71%

Ah yes, this team sucks for a moment I almost forgot

ET LE BUUUUUUUTTTT

CANADIA!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Saw that coming, now the team is going to feel down and not do shit for the rest of the game

>Honduras
Don't worry little brothers, we'll avenge you against the anglos

A FUCKING LEAF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Canada scored

could this be the upset of the century?

>the city of Tegucigalpa

>10: New Zealand beats Bahrain
>14: Mexico rapes New Zealand
Neither of these games is North America vs Asia
>06: Trinidad beats Bahrain
That was 10 years ago

Besides Asia has 4 billion people.
You think they deserve less than FOUR spots?
That's one spot per BILLION.

How are FIFA supposed to make their $$$ when you let in shitty teams like El Salvador over Japan and South Korea?

>Not seeing this coming
I've been saying this will happen for months.
When Honduras can't beat US, you know they have serious problems

Anyone have a decent stream?

See: Leicester City

No
Europe gets 9 spots in the world cup and 9 in the wild card tournament
Africa, Asia, and NA gets 3 for both
South America gets 4
Oceania gets one for the wild card but not the world cup
That way 23 + host in the WC with 8 spots remaining for the winners of the wild card tournament

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>all these ameriflags itt
CHI

El Salvador would literally and figuratively rape 80% of Asia

???

Japan and Korea get spots
Them and Australia make 4
After that it's worse than El Salvador

Which US is this?
You are the US?

>nueva ocotepeque

>mfw pure-white with aryan genes

FeelsGoodMan

The capslocked us was probably confusing
Read my name

To be fair, it's not like a lot of people live in Canada or Honduras

If we're basing it completely on quality then it will be 28 European teams with Brazil, Argentina, Chile and Colombia.

German, Irish, and Scottish

oh, whoops

WE PARKING THE SNOWPLOWS NOW

>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Japan and SK have never been Asia's 5th, it's always some shit-tier Arabs that lose their playoff

I hated playing Central American teams in beer league. Fuck do they bitch

Yeah we are not making it today
Soccer is Honduras only source of excitement and we are losing. There is no point anymore. Someone just nuke honduras. I am sure the ocean could sink it and no one will care

Nope

I could put fucking social sol in the pitch and they would be playing better.