FUCKING TOURISM FUCKING TOURISTS AND FUCK MY COUNTRY

GET OUT FROM MY COUNTRY, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME .

EVERYWHERE!

*pukes on your doorstep*

AGREE FUCK GUIRIS

STAY OUT THIS YEAR VISIT PORTUGAL INSTEAD

YOU'RE NOT WELCOME FILTHY GUIRIS

thanks user

what happened? did some bavarian laughed at your slouched posture? because that happened to me a few months ago and i was mad too

Stop me

you welcome user

DEATH TO SMELLY GUIRIS

ANYONE THAT CAN'T TAN STAY AWAY

Im going to be visiting spain this june. Why do you guys hate tourists so much?

Well, isn't Spain pretty much fucked without tourism?

we hate them, fucking tourism ...the cancer of Spain

He doesn't care, he just wants his safe space.

hälö mi freinds! tomorow i visitt sbane!!!!

fuck off, visit portugal

no i will go to spain this summer

get out hans in nidoland... you and your Wurst

AJAKSKAAKAKSKSKSKKSSJKAAKKAKKAKAKDKAKSKAJSK NOOOOOOOOOO SE CALENTÓ EL GALLEGO

*orders tons and cheap drinks*
*fucks a qt local*
*saves jorge*

u mad pedro?

STAY OUT

SPAIN IS FULL AND AMERIFATS USE 2 SPACES

>u mad pedro?
dont come here
what? romania 2.0?

no, romania has as much gypsies as you
we only have half the amount of gypsies you do

I heard about this phenomenon.
Very interesting.

dont come here user, Spain is a shithole, tourist trap

>YOU ARE NOT WELCOME

But Maria and Jimena love the BFC (Big Flemish Cock)

lol you're not even a country silly user

who are you?literally who?

Sofia, Gabriela and Martina don't care about that

>*buys house on nerja*

>*fucks spanish qt*

>"another kraut in mallorca"

>not buying in La Zagaleta next to Putin's house

Going to Spain for spring break with some friends from college, any tips on how to get cocaine through airport security?

You should be happy about tourism, creates a lot of jobs for Spain, something you are in dire need of.

>Going to Spain for spring break with some friends from college
i wish some gypsies steal u and ur friend

PERO NOSOTROS SOMOS CAMAREROS N SHIEET

Can i visit spain if im an autist that never goes out?

yes... go directy towards them on the search area... they will say they didn't call you apart and they send you out (true story).

we don't want money from tourism.

>You should be happy about tourism
nobody in Spain

You say that until you realize it is a vital part of your economy.

Then build a wall and watch your economy crumble even more.

>Then build a wall and watch your economy crumble even more.
my country is ruined , who cares about you and your money , palenigger

Nothing personell kid, but tourism is like 70% of your economy.

*puts flag-coloured bath towel on pool lounger behind you*

And tourism can we a way back.

*put mayo and ketchup on your Sauerkraut*

*please return*

I hate tourists, leaving a trail of destruction everywhere, screaming at the top of their lungs in arabic.

lol

why do you have a pic of Australia saved user?

desu round here the tourist traps have been isolated from towns

then again NO ONE in their right mind would spend a holiday in barra-in-furness

>And tourism can we a way back.
i feel pretty good if you don't come to my country :)

>He doesn't know that it's his daughter's now.
You should know your tourists m8

Only been there twice, no plans on going back really.

>his daughter's now

maybe on paper, but it's a place to hide if things go wrong someday and he needs to run.

thank you user

He doesn't need to hide. He will be prosecuted if he leaves his post as president and he knows it. Nobody is gonna defend him if that happens

>complains about having access to a piss-easy industry that makes bank by simply building houses next to beaches and buying cheap alcohol

Alright, try to stay competitive with your tech industry then :^)

and that's why you need a safe house

>Alright, try to stay competitive with your tech industry then :^)
i prefer that. stop coming here with you Unterwelt

Are you retarded? Who the fuck uses the everyone fucking know about to hide? Did the heat damaged your brain?

imagine how much poorer Spain would be without British tourists

*shudders*

ironically we hate you and your people

>Spainigger would rather be poor than have foreigners spending money in his land
Between this and your siesta i'm not surprised your economy is in the shitter

sweetie, you'd be Ukraine tier without us.

It's because of our money that you get to put food on your table everynight, you'd better be more grateful

kek. pirate scum actually belive this.

75 million of tourist this year. only 15 of them were brithis.
you and your subhuman low class scum could stay in your home enjoying the rain, better.

all tourists are scum

yes, but brits are the worst of them, desu

Are spaniards white?

i agree

yes, but its a secret. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

relax Ivan, it's not because it's known it's because of our laws that would allow Putin to stay, we had the same shit in the past with others politicians.

Its lucky that Ibiza and Majorca are now British colonies after operation "lads holiday"

It doesn't matter if you allow him stay or not. Next president, if he will not be a Putin's puppet will order to kill him.

...

agreed

Spanish dont work. Tourism is your only way way to make money. Dont fuck that uo too.

>Walking around Dublin city like Joyce
>barely hear an auld Dublin accent

only fags and jews work, desu.

what of these class are you?

I just want female tourists in search of sex

>only fags and jews work, desu.
No. Fags sleep all day and get drunk/high in the evening

shut up , useless tax haven ...

the same thing with you, no country

ayyyy was waiting for the Aussie to point this one out

>SPAIN IS WHITE

we dont, now dont come here

>impaying sleep and drunk is worst that work all day

hahahahah, fucking protestant lifestyle.

lo dice un pais que vive del puto chocolate y de los corruptos que van alli a dejar el dinero tocate los cojones jajksajksjasjajsaj

me refiero a suiziland o tierra de corruptos

Why is Spain such a pile of shite though?

lol as if anyone would want to go to spain of all places

isnt ur country bankrupt

should have said
LOCK UP ALL THE NIGGERS

can i come?

I missed spain and during my euro trip
Biggest mistake.