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*Brasileirão Série B

plz be in FAVELA

POO IN BIN

The olympics are over brazil and so are your meme days, you can go back to being ignored until you're BTFO at the next World Cup

how was this situation resolved?

unfortunately they didnt eat it u gook fuck

wtf i love brazil now

are you even allowed to post in threads with dogs in the OP mohammed?

The English Bulldog is a genetic abortion, literally bred to have health problems, while the Akita is god tier, healthy, smart and meme-able.

Really makes you think.

>incapable of mating
so they are the /r9k/ of dogs?

DELET THIS

>cachorro

Looks pretty fully grown to me.

BTFO

>dog seems amiable and just playfully running around
>no malice or intent to it's stride
>guy runs around like it's wielding a knife and spitting poison

>guy runs around like it's wielding a knife and spitting rabies

Fixed that for you.

never understood why us Brits identify with "bulldogs"

as a breed bulldogs are fucking disgusting, pathetic animals

WHO

Is it a Muslim? Why is he so terrified of a happy little dog, ffs?
Hate to see grown men act like that, even if they Muslim.

you do see that you answered your own question, right?

When you got bitten by a dog when you are a kid you get traumatised for life

Because it's a British breed that goes back about 600 years. They were working dogs used for bull baiting, bulldogs were originally fighting dogs and have a very high tolerance for pain, as well as being very muscular with an iron like jaws.

>europeans will never experience the joy of having a match interrupted for a dog

still have a long way to go, I see

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Is an dog a athlete?

poor doggo

Is there a more heartwarming sight in football than dog on pitch? I think not. :3

>being this mad
Black live matters, they said

Best sporting doggo ever. No one seems to care he's on the pitch and it even tries to get involved in the match and gets a touch of the ball.

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Top kek
What a shithouse of a sport

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>the dog touched it last, it should be an aussie ball!

LOL Ireland BTFO

Now everybody is triggered:

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South Americans seriously have some catching up to do in terms of being civilized human beings.

>the dog is the best player in the field

what the fuck is that sport, it looks random as fuck

Based doggos

gaylick football

Old working breed that goes back hundreds of years in Britain.

English Bulldogs are also notoriously stubborn which could play into the British out look of "never surrender!" during WW2.

Tough like a bulldog, you brits are.

Years back when they were in the Silverdome, the Detroit Lions used to have a frisbee dog show during halftime and it was the coolest thing ever; 80,000 people cheering or awwwing as a bunch of puppers ran around on the field chasing frisbees.

>being afraid of a small dog

faggot

Daniel Perez seems like a real cunt

>me

Thought Perez was the player

>tfw reffing a soccer game and a dog runs on the pitch

There was an incident during the 1962 World cup.

I'M FUCKING DEAD

lmao

In Chile

The way the guy picked him though

Gaylick football

With England.

is a dog an athelete?

>be young doggo, full of life and energy
>love sports of all kinds
>dream of one day playing in a big match with the humans
>try to imagine what it would be like to run after the ball with the crowd cheering you on
>one day sneak into the stadium
>run onto the field
>no one seems to mind
>join in on the game, give it everything you've got
>put in some good tackles and get to touch the ball
>win the respect of the fans and commentators with your skills

I can only imagine how happy that little pupper was that day

wew what a good boy

he looked like a tanned german, they don't like dogs.

Nah he was fine. Dogs have thick loose skin on the backs of their necks so the mother can pick them up.

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he dribbled Garrincha

When they're puppies, though. Doesn't that hurt when they're bigger and heavier?

my sides

someone post the webm

That was a pretty young dog still. Probably still had the loose sking

Fucking Jap got BTFO

>German shepherd
Majestic, intelligent, natural leader
>Rottweiler
Powerful, strong, feared

why are German dogs so superior?

My shepherd is getting old and his hips are starting to go. Shit sucks.

Meanwhile, in reality, retarded mutt decides to sneak through gap in a fence, finds himself on a football pitch, chases ball like a nigger trying to get to the last piece of chicken at the buffet.

At least a nigger has a reason to get the chicken. Dumb dog doesn't even know what the fuck he's chasing the ball for.
Fuck dogs

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oh gosh :3c

Stupid paddy shit head. Your pic doesn't work in that context, I'm already at home in UK.

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Have you got any vids where the dog gets kicked or shot or whatever pls?

lol what the fuck sport is that?

fucking niggers

that was an individual act bastard, you can see that others reacted against them for that - but that won't stop you from shitposting

Moar doggo

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angry weeaboo

Awwww he just wanted to play... ^____^

cute dogge, I hope that player adopted him

three doggos
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wtf I hate bolivians now
based ball boy

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The goalkeeper Chic Brodie never played again due to the injury this dog caused.

damn, talk about bad luck

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Based Jimmy Greaves. Goal machine and expert dog handler.

Pls don't ruin my whimsical take on that video with your autism

You could replace the dog with an american and it'd still be accurate.

>tfw scouts sign based dog up

this
that guy never had a dog or what

Why to Brazilians call all dogs cachorros? What do they call puppies?

filhotes

>filhotes
ffs really?

i call individuals "cão/cães" but I call the species "cachorro", and puppers "filhotes" or "cãezinhos", but I'm probably the one that does that

what monstrosity of a word do you call them then

Dog = cão, puppy = cachorro.

We use both words. Cão/cachorro mean the same thing. The female dog is called cadela. Puppies are filhotes.

wew, the portuguese didn't teach us the most basic things the sick fucks

It's because bulldog's have a reputation of being stubborn and tenacious. Also they're small, droopy-faced and have bad teeth.
Quintessentially British