Is this the best stripperkino of all time?

Is this the best stripperkino of all time?

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That's not Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn, so no.

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SQUARE

that's not True Lies

Pancake booty.

IMAGINE

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This man knows

When does she strip in it?

she doesn't

You've never seen from dusk til Dawn? Get on that

>not counting the snake as clothing

get these kids back in school already.

>not Showgirls

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That's not a striptease

Note based Clooney gets himself the best seat in the house.

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I use to fap to this every day on VCR

Pure sex.

The beginning of the end of Hollywood pushing shitskinned spics as sex symbols.

Everyones ass looks good when you bend over like that. It's when you stand up do people see the real horror.

Demi a cute
CUTE

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>be Clooney
>take after take of her ass shaking two feet away from face

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Ass flat as a day old beer....

All that plastic surgery for an ehh body in a shit movie

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Not even close to Salma

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This scene always confused my penis. 9/10 body but a man face.

>those wide child-bearing hips

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Post some vamps

>Just imagine being Arnold...

Her body is actually perfect. Why did nature keep making women after that?

Nah bro, that's Magic Mike

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someone post the one from deathproof

>Clooney's face at 10 seconds

Her hips and ass drive me insane in this still. To this day.

All of my childhood boners watching this late night on USA after Monday Night Raw. I didn't even understand what fapping truly was yet but you bet I capped to this at 9 years old. Such a cheesy dumb slice of 90s too how can you not love this shit? In fact I think its due a rewatch.

Fuck off footfag. Salma's strip scene in Dogma was way better but then who doesn't love the schoolgirl look.

holy shit datass

>gf asks me what female celebs I though was hot
>I say Salma hayek was my number 1
>She says "ew"and brings it up sometimes

I stand by my words.

The fuck is wrong with your girl? Who's her pick?

dumb frogposter

girls hate anyone more attractive than they are.

They literally and unironically do the "eyes aren't perfectly symmetrical 1/10 would not bang" thing

"What I thought every guy likes katy perry and sasha grey?"

"No".

Literally happened this to me but with Jessica Alba

>girl knows sasha grey
marry that ho

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We watch porn but she's very vanilla in her tastes

Its ramadan you kafir shit don't post lewd things untill the sun is down.

>gf asks me what female celebs I think is hot
>Skin Diamond
>"Who?"
>Shit eating grin

>yfw the Kutch left this Lisa Ann level thicc milf for a 14 year old middle eastern boy

Your girlfriend must be a jealous cunt to think Jessica Alba not attractive.

Pure stripper kinography

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That scene in that movie with Jessica Biel

Biel detected.

I recently found out that Showgirls was thought to be a bad movie. It surprised me since I actually liked it.

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Post rope webm

I had no idea this existed. Hnnnnnnnnng

Can you please convert the webms to gifts?

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>gifts
But they are free my friend, save them. :^)
Rare pepes on the other hand...

This one?

>ew
you should have said "well she's more attractive than you"

when your gf asks you a question like that there is no correct answer

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You must think getting a gf and keeping her is super easy, right?

At least yours is okay with you thinking celebs are hot. Mine is very insecure about her looks, and gets upset if I say anyone is hot. It's really stupid of her and immature imo, but it's a small complaint and easily avoidable. She's pretty much perfect besides that.

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depends how ugly she is

There you go

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women have horrible taste in women

The fuck is wrong with her spine?

she poos from there

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>Showgirls

Candle wax

Thanks

>Salma hayek

It's mostly because they only really want it to be about them. You should always call them on their bluff if they ask who you think is pretty or whatever though. Fuck them.

He's thinking about how much he's getting paid to be there looking at that. He's also checking your trips.

This is true.
Then again, women just have horrible taste. In everything.

>Biel will never fuck you like this

Didn't know Chris Evans was in Ghost.

You're literally a moron if you think Showgirls isn't one of the greatest classics of all time.