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this thread is the best thread

>lad asks for details on your suicide
>give him them
>doesnt reply
shant be doing that again

janny won't be pleased with this thread

3am onwards

what thread are we posting in

giz some details on your suicide

>doesn't have 24/7 depression

Loser. You're nothing compared to me.

should i kms if im using selfie for a tinder pic?

this one

don't think you understand the concept 2bh

must have missedd the part where i said i shant be doing such a thing again
baka

just found a lad on reddit ahahhahah

ah yes an early edition so people don't know which thread to post in so both are practically dead

good job OP you brainless fucking twat

who were most of these made for, anyway? and by whom?

apu apustaja

Post in this thread here

Been hypothetically reporting OP's thread like crazy

devvo went to my school
although he says that he didn't

pre-wank: need a gf

post-wank: don't care

>pre-wank: oh my god, I'm totally like gonna jerk awf, jes lookit at hawt slut, fuck yeah
>post-wank: just ad a cheeky wank lads, eadin off to Nanders for a tikka and stopping by the Paki store for a packet of crisps innit

Not sure if you're trying for a British accent or whatever your silly little accent sounds like, I imagine it's Russian

lrn2 chav m8
>pre wank: fookin' ell lad, gonna have a right good wank, thas a right fit bird, innit
>post-wank: cheeky wank, that, gonna fuck off to spoons for curry club now, I could fuckin' demolish a bag of seabrooks and a red bull, lads

You don't need to go far to find examples of GLOBAL CELEBRITIES speaking my language, unlike you, mr. faded glory. Long gone are the days of Paul Hogan, Bryan Brown and Steve Irwin, and Mel Gibson has been pretending to be American for as long as I can remember.

Pre-wank was obv the broadest possible stereotypical Midwestern American, as it is much closer to what Canadians speak in reality than the /brit/speak that the Canadian poster I quoted was affecting, which was the point of my post.

what kind of cheese did wallace say the moon is made of?

The average composition of the lunar surface by weight is roughly 43 percent oxygen, 20 percent silicon, 19 percent magnesium, 10 percent iron, 3 percent calcium, 3 percent aluminum, 0.42 percent chromium, 0.18 percent titanium and 0.12 percent manganese.

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Nah you're probably just unlucky desu. I'm a bit boring but I still made friends.

why dont boring people just make boring friends

had something i wanted to look up on wikipedia but forgot what it was

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal_snack_pack

dunno where to find them

>tfw no /brit/ friend

Do you ever find yourself looking up random things on wikipedia and spending hours going through different links?

>>tfw no /brit/ friend
Reckon a lot of us would get along well, but I just can't bring myself to trust someone from Sup Forums haha.

no

oh, ok...

capitalism is a good system

prove me wrong

Socialism is better than capitalism.

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>"your silly little accent"
>from Australia

I'm an anime nonce anyway and nobody likes me.

>trust someone from Sup Forums
>tfw only female contact in the last 6 years was with crazy girls from /soc/
absolute state of my life

I'd heem every irish germ that would turn up

not an argument

ah yes, infographics

why is ">muh income inequality" a bad thing? why is that grounds for the gubmint to step in?

>when her personality is golden but she munting
wat do
i really like her, /brit/
i just don't want to be seen with her

send her this way lad i'm not picky

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Capitalism is inherently exploitative, in that it robs people of their work and turns it into profit for the capitalist class. Those who only have their labour power to sell are economically coerced into submitting themselves to the will of the capitalist class.

fat or ugly

doing a late dinner of chicken breast and brussel sprouts

I'd root every Auslander who would turn up.

time to sleep

grim

>robs people of their work
this is a definition for slavery, not paid employment. People are compensated for their work with wages and other benefits

girls are either pretty or nice, you can't have both

Having a think about the state of the world and my role in it

r u gril

how do i get a gf.

>this is a definition for slavery, not paid employment.

You're almost there...

just ugly

no, I'm not even pretending to be one i.e. trapmode.

its just a numbers game bro

should we have a $100 minimum wage so everyone can be a millionaire?

i'm decent at sudoku, is that good enough?

how is that grim you fat fuck

potato
more like poGAYto
haha

eh?

>meet a nice girl with a perfect personality
>she's into you, but she has severe acne problems
What would you do?

buy her a bar of soap

>have gf
>there's this qt girl who i quite fancy a bit
>go out for a staff party, all end up going back to a mates
>lie together on sofa bed
>start kissing and begin to move my hands up her top
>realise i need to stop, and just say i'm too tired and we fall asleep together
>spend all day on the sofa bed just chatting
>don't tell her that i have a gf

feel like shit, this is the second time something like this has happened where the last time i fingerblasted some girl, i didn't fuck her but why do i have no fucking self control

seems like a good day to do an ol' 'cide

gf her instantly
then just get her accutane or something

seems like a good day to do an ol' cide'

I am NOT ugly, but I have a hard time on tinder. Maybe one match a week

I don't know what it is, I used to get tons of dates a few years back

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Nice one Steve-o.

what's the issue?

>if only I had a brain

what happens when she goes outside in the rain?

Who /virginmentality/ here?

Cannot help but think about how many previous partners a girls had.

The virgin look you developed

Business idea: start wearing makeup to trick girls into thinking I'm attractive

But I ain't no virgin, Tim

Maybe I need more SEX appeal

*boos you*

This sickness makes me want to do the staryj samoubijstvo.

two fucking hours of my brain melting and I have my report

>Being trans is like wearing shoes that are too small

thank you.
any questions?

*does the staryj samoubijstvo*

>it's yet another random girl you don't know hugs you out of nowhere for no apparent reason episode
ah yes
not sure why this happens to me so often

fuck off normie

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snorting the 'deral I got yesterday from are 'ealer

why do government employees have to pay taxes?

why do any of us have to pay taxes?

they should pay more considering the rest of us pay them

you don't have to be a virgin to have the virgin look