Go to the dentists

>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?

start raping

keep posting, bro

heheheheh

NO ROOM FOR ME

NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN

CHOO CHOO

literally i would sit between them while making a parting motion with my hands and saying "scoochies"

hey what program do you use to spam? i want to start spamming shit too since its no fair that everyone else gets to haha

>YOUR RAPING ME!!!
Wow you win

EL JUSTO AM I RIGHT ???!!!
LELK XD SO FUNNI HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

POST FROGGES

i would push the coffee table aside and become there foot-rest.

this tbqh ive been lookin how but im not a faggy nerd whos good with this shit. id love to be able to set up a bot like all these other people on this site

Uh, okay, I'll just stand. I can stand. Could you hand me that magazine, please? No? Oh, okay. That's okay. I'll just, uh, I'll just look out the window.

tell her they can keep the couch as long as I get to smell their feet

sniff their feet

for real though OP, hook me up and i'll make this board wish for the 2013 spam back

Why did you go 3 hours early?

Ask my wifes son to talk to them and tell them to stop and let me sit

is she supposed to be in a movie soon? can't remember.

hold them in a leg lock and huff their feets until the cops trayvon me

Would wonder why a dentist office only has one couch in the waiting area.

i cast a spell that transfers my face into the couch cushions

THIS THIS THIS i want to be a leet spammer on Sup Forums as well, watching people get mad all day sounds fun

Hahahaha absolutely epic, Sup Forumsro. So edgy, fuck.

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This is why people go on killing sprees with AR 15s

Fucking HOOK US UP OP
let me make cancer like actually want to stay on Sup Forums

Oh, okay, I apologize. I'll just wait while standing.

Take candid pictures of their feet and rub off to it in the office bathroom.

IMPREGNATION

seriously tho before you kill yourself mr spammer you must pass your bot on so other people can have fun too you selfish fucking cunt

Check their cavities. Their anal cavities hehe

>they think its a bot

You know thats a meme right?

Keep standing you creep fuck

He has something that allows him to evade a ban within 30 seconds
even a vpn can't do that and a mobile network would have been range banned

>believing the it's a bot meme
it's just some autists posting threads