You wake up in Mogadishu

>you wake up in Mogadishu

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I finally experience absolute freedom

Call my sister's bf and ask him if he got some family members who can help me out

immediately create an account on somalispot

My dream of becoming the king of the pirates it's one step closer

Lets team up

I hitch a ride on a khat truck.

True Somali.

>Kidnap an American
>get a ransom
>profit

Too south
You gotta go to Eyl.

Start a nationalist socialist revolution, industrialize, and take over East Africa and the Arabian peninsula.

How far is it?
Can we steal camels and trade them for women?

It's north of Al-Shabab territory so just pay a driver around 50 bucks.

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*gets coronated*

What about the camels?
Or should I make my way to Sudan?

does somalia even have a fucking government?

Yes, but a weak one

>buy an ak with loads of ammo and an RPG for like 10 euros
>buy a boat for 1000 euros
>finally achieve my dream of being a modern day pirate

Your government is weak too

Start eating people to gain their powers.

Not as weak as the Somali one

Post pics on nairaland

finally i can became a space pirate
just like rooble

BRUH im WEAK

Libertarian paradise

It's anarchy actually

positive canadian with positive spin on everything, love it

Why is it that when you actually present a case primed for libertarian society it always degenerates into tribal warfare and anarchy ?

I shitpost about sweden

>the call that saved africa

Look for One Piece.

It's mainly the warlords really messing it up the islamists in that order.

The ships that go there heavily ramped up their security. Now the pirates can't really do anything and on top of that foreign illegal fishing is now back to it's pre pirate levels

What security? Did they all hire private contractors or something?

>foreign illegal fishing is now back to it's pre pirate levels

Well I don't see how that's gonna stop piracy.

>Osu! Ore wa Kaizoku-ou ni naru!

How would you respond?

embrace the anarchy

何?!

Z drogi kurwa bo cię połamie kurwo.

same thing i would do here desu its indistinguishable from it anyway

Me and my men would like to have a word bout your ship and its belongings.

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>barra barra starts playing
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Finally live out the ancap dream

>tfw you use your army of drug-addicted child soldiers to annex everything within a 100 mile radius and enslave all the previous occupants to work on your rubber plantation