Maria will never peg you

>Maria will never peg you
How does that make you feel?

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Good, because I'm saving my rectal virginity for my urologist. He/she will deflower me after I'm sixty just to check my prostate, thank you very much.

desu I was all aboard with the idea of pegging for a while but then I realized I just can't get sexually excited over a fake cock.

So you're taking real dick now?

only once and it was from a god-tier tranny but plastic dicks just seem so lifeless

>not Sandra Perkovic

Even in your fantasy you faggots don't have the balls to approach the hottest girl. Seriously, what is wrong with you?

> god-tier tranny
> Croatia

>sandra perkovic
>hot
Nigga u retarded

>says the dude who takes tranny dick in the ass

No, pal, I'm just straight.

You know there are more than one croatian posters on this vietnamese anime image board?

I want to make babies with Maria.

sure I know. But let me guess: You're still the saem faggot.

If you want to literally wrestle with your girl in the sheets, then Perkovic is by far superior to Andrejczyk.

this surely doesn't look shopped

She's fat, which makes her ugly

youtube.com/watch?v=DYESqlrOUKM

youtube.com/watch?v=FvabHSIfFMY

She sounds awkward as fuck.

Yeah, this is airbrushed, but mostly it's real. The only difference is that she wears make-up in these. Pic related shows un-shoped with make-up and it looks close to the pictures above. It's not always the photoshop boogeyman, Davor.

>_/10

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>>Maria will never peg you

well I was going to watch some sports games today but I guess I'll be killingmyself instead

thanks guys, bye

>katie will never [spoiler]hold[/spoiler] your [spoiler]hand[/spoiler]

mommy :3

Poor girls was probably crying her eyes out before the interview began.

ummmmmmmm i think 19 is a little young for a pure christian girl to be getting pregnant and being a mommy ok

How would you prefer she take your ass? Me? I would want her to reverse pile drive me like pic related.

Nah, if you ask people on Sup Forums they'll tell you that women reach their peak at 18 and are only declining from this point onwards.

If you ask people on Sup Forums they say the same, with the difference that - according to them - women reach their peak at age 7.

no more goblin-posting pls, this is a christian imageboard

>swn hug you with those strong arm
>swn smother you with kisses

Suicide is looking good right now lads.

Per the mother of christ, 14 is the proper age. Not saying I agree, just saying. 23 is clearly the age of decline.

SHES NOT A GOBLIN

SHE IS A LITTLE GIRL

4 hours later still up. Good that we're paying these janitors.

She is at peak fertility

A hard 8 - not a 9, but def not a 7.

if his peak is 0 i suppose you are correct

>peg

what did he mean by this?

>pegging

Shit sucks just take a real dick faggot

>he's never been spitroasted by 6ft amazonians with 12 inch strapons

gay

Relax, until there they will discover the cure for cancer

>She is at peak fertility
thanks for reminding me ;_;

She looks so good there

>You will never impregnate Maria and make the next John Elway with her.

Feels bad man.

>ywn watch user impregnate maria

>ywn be spitroasted by katie ledecky and maria

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She's going to be impregnated by some rich boy from Stanford

that sentence would have been funnier in spanish.

NO SHE ISNT

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>swn pound your bp
;_;

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Oka

Too bad she likes the BBC.

>> god-tier tranny
>> Croatia

I don't want to be pegged. I want her to lie on her back as I give her the ol' lickaroo.

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Fine. I want to have sex with her for the sole purpose of procreation.

I want to sniff her undies

Her feet look tiny.

As a guy with a fetish for big feeted females, I wouldn't want her anyway.

good lord polish is such a horrifying language how do you poles live with yourselves hearing that garbled mess everyday

POLAND YES