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first for big strong Australia

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Shameful display

> eu flag is talking about shame

Dont you just hate it when you are talking a shit and phones battery runs out. As I was saying I think need to go and by some leek. Brb

Shit happens

oh okay, thanks

Hello my fellow posters. How's your day?

hot

ka jus?

im a lonely filthy immigrant, kasnors demesio duokit ;-;

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nigger thread

making another /his/ thread
hope i dont get banned again

**paduoda demesio**

reminder that bosnia is the true heir to islamic AND western civilisation

could not believe it at first but it all makes sense now

Exotic and sweaty.

cold

go away

in dire need of a wank but the hand 'zema is bad again and getting semen on it is NOT fun

wear a rubber glove, or make some sort of makeshift wanking tube

>the ottoman empire is the heir to rome
>bosnia is the heir to the ottoman empire
use your head

aciu uz (tu) : - )

Watching a Lativian qt right now lads. She's doing naughty things. I think I will have a wank at this.

Thought's ?

Wasn't meant to reply to you.

it`s okay i forgive you, but you shouldn't masturbate >: - (

Thanks. But I do need to, I have no GF to do it for me. Also I'll probably be forever alone till death. Sad reality.

if you control your urges, you will be a free man

time to switch to boipussy then for you.

>another large power outage in South Australia

can we all admit that South Australia is third world?

my butthole is itchy
what to do lads

Umm you might have worms lad ?

Wipe your bum after you poo

This

I got drunk on moonshine yesterday and woke up in a bed full of my vomit.

P bad.

I'm never drinking again.

tele olete surr gays

the word day looks a lot like clay :D

next time sleep inside toilet bowl when drunk

Tolerastiska cūka

t. Who will never ever "drink" again

Infamous Estonian "humor".
Fuck you man, I always keep my word.

t. who always "keeps" his word

thread is going a bit too good for my liking

One time I got fucking wasted. I went to take a shit in the toilet so I took my pants off. As I sat on the toilet I thought I was going to vomit so I took my shirt off too so I wouldn't vomit on it. I passed out like that, naked on the toilet, for 5 hours before my little sister walked in on me and got our parents.

Is she qt

seen this somewhere already, you aint fooling noone papito.

Imagine me with long hair.

I posted this once before, maybe here or maybe in /fit/? Its true though.

i miss doing shit like this

youtube.com/watch?v=RK8xHq6dfAo

daily reminder that this film is based on true events

heres an idea for democracy

if the prime minister hasn't fulfilled all their promises by the end of their term, they get executed

I need ideal death, this is the second worst hangover in my life after that one time I spent the entire morning vomiting my stomach juices because I hadn't eaten anything in three days and drunk a half a litre of vodka under thirty minutes.

Help me find strength to outlast this lads.

Drink alcohol (small amount) on hangover. always works.

We call this "stitching up" in Latvian, I wonder if Lithuanians have a similar term.

I would, but I literally have no alcohol around the house and I've never been the one that could drink on the second day. I tried this one time with some vodka, but I wound up vomiting my guys out right after I took one shot kek.

I had a strong urge to vomit whenever I see anything alcohol related on my hangovers.

Last year I got very drunk like this as well and wound up falling into a dry toilet. I quit drinking for a long time then. I should do this again.

God hates me.

ofc it has its old russian medicine against hangover.

democracy was a mistake

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get some salt in you lad

Should I cook up some eggs desu?

if you can

Going to the barber. Last time to rethink what type of Nazi cut i should get

this one

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Thanks

thats what i have right now, only with more grown out sides

Get a mohawk desu.

I hope you are angular and attractive son because you have to be handsome to pull any of these haircuts off. If not, try reverse reincarnation hiarcut.

g-get some cute bangs

>I hope ur handsome

Boi ive got that covered

The Slavic Clipper Bangs are god tier

Wtf does reverse reincarnation haircut mean? I googled and only got pictures of meg ryan.

I thank God every morning for being somewhat handsome.
I did these once and girl told me I looked cute kek.
It's like a wraparound shotgun implant.

I too had the Clipper Bangs when i was younger. Well, everyone did it was the early '00s

When I was really young I used to have a bowlcut.

what was life in Estonia like during 00's

It was slow.

My haircut timeline

>0-7 str8 up bowlcut
>7-12 slavic bangs
>12-17 slavic bangs but sometimes combed to the side
>17-19 combed to the side with long sides
>19-present short side split with shaved sides

Like in Russia today

same they always leave it more on the side and I dont really know how to describe it without literally showing a picture of a nazi to my barber

2 words: shaved sides

> slow
is it any different now))
doubt it cause right now it's much much worse that it was before 2011-2012
a lot of people move abroad now

Fuark, my haircuts were the same until 12. After that I used to part my hair to side bit like JB ( I think everyone had that stage in teenage years where they looked like a literal faggot for some time ), after that I still swept it back, but recently I've been sweeping my hair back and letting some strands of hair rest on my forehead. Hard to describe. Would post a picture, but I don't want to have my picture reposted here just like that one dude who posted his pic here lmao.

I'd legit kill myself if my hairline started receding now.

what i usually say is a fade to zero on the sides and back, thinned out on top but its never the way I picture it when styled
maybe I need to get more of the top - pic related

>I'd legit kill myself if my hairline started receding now.
i-it's not that bad

Depends. NW1-2 isn't that bad and be covered up, but anything more is really detrimental to looks.

I got good hair genes from both sides of my family, but my cousins got some poverty tier genes from their mothers side and they're heavily balding in early 20's while my uncle ( their father ) has a full head of hair and NW1 at best at mid 40's.

Genes are scary.

Looks pretty good.

You Lith?

Sounds good m8

no 100% bure irish

From what movie is this picture?
Why are you on /balt/ then :-DDDDDDDDD

The Patriot, its okay

do you have muslims? i never think about ireland when i think of the muslim problem

just seen a haircut discussion and wanted to join

yeah we have them but only in dunlin afaik. There was like 100K at the last census but I reckon that number has doubled. I see a good few when im in dublin and they've all got prams woth babies and children following them

hair is a meme tbf
it doesn't matter how much of it you have as long as you don't get an unflattering haircut
i work retail and i've seen plenty of men with receding hairlines with gorgeous gf/wives

pic is at least nw3, but he still looks good

oh no

yeah bit shit
we also have a political culture of ignoring problems until its forced to be dealt with so we'll probably be like the UK in a few years
think I'll kill myself when that happens. or maybe move off the grid and live in the countryside as a hermit

I'm going to rewatch Drive.
Recommend me a film tbqh.
Noice. That's a comfy picture lad.
Post some Irish landscape.
Nah mate, for average guy hair matters a fuckton. Most people get a huge fivehead with recession. Guy in pic has a pretty vertically narrow forehead and pretty good looks, so it doesn't matter as much. Jude Law also looks handsome af, even though he has been balding heavily ever since he was young. It's retarded to pretend they wouldn't look better with a head full of hair.

It also depends when you start running into some recession. Some recession at 30 isn't as bad as it would be at 20. Most white guys don't have a NW0 beyond teens anyways. Most have what they call a "mature" hairline, i.e., acceptable recession that doesn't go any further until they get much older.

My face is masculine enough to pull off short hair or even a buzz, but I am really vain about my hair and prefer to have it long.

tl;dr
I look at myself in mirror more than I should.

Showed the barber the nazi picture yolo

>I work retail
>Look at flag

Not surprising lol

CHU-CHU YEAH

>Most people get a huge fivehead with recession. Guy in pic has a pretty vertically narrow forehead and pretty good looks, so it doesn't matter as much. Jude Law also looks handsome af, even though he has been balding heavily ever since he was young.
as i said, just don't get an unflattering haircut
you can have a full head of hair, get a shitty haircut and look ugly af
as long as you don't get combover or some other stupid shit (trump is a perfect example of this), you will look good

i don't get it