Greentext your last international real life experience

Greentext your last international real life experience.

i wake up this morning to insult some brit mong on Sup Forums.
yes, that was real life experience

>earlier this afternoon
>charity cunt tries to pull me to the side to try and get me to sign up for some garbage
>she's irish

when will foreigners GET OUT?

on my way to work, I walked pass a muslim woman, she was wearing her burqa (yeah, it's illegal but still)
I changed to another side of the street and continued my life.

>some Serb asks if I can sort him some amphetamine
>"No,I can't. Bye."

Saw a USA style nigga-wannabe Colombians on the street.

>walking up to grocery store
>30 something Muslim woman walks with four boys in tow and one baby in a stroller.
>Kids talking among themselves
>Not speaking English

Looked it up online and found out that my city was actually a dumping ground for Syrian refugees. Fucking hell.

>go to england
>meet up with some guy I talked with the whole year
>we fuck and have a great time the whole weekend
>the end

This wasn't the last but definitely the most autistic
>be me 8 years ago
>autistic middle schooler with barely any friends, barely talk to anyone
>one day my teacher says we'll be getting a french exchange student next week
>get really fucking excited
>think about how I should get a french gf in the most autistic of ways
>should I hold her hand under the desk unexpectedly?
>should I impress her by putting her calculator away for her?
>next week is here
>she shows up in math
>my 13 year old dick gets hard just by hearing her speak
>she sits up front next to an empty desk
>this is my fucking time
>make a huge fucking deal just to move seats
>shout UHM TEACHER I CAN'T SEE THE BOARD WELL CAN I SIT UP NEXT TO THE FRENCH GIRL really loudly right in the beginning of a lesson
>everyone stares at me like what the shit
>she says alright and I noisily move up next to her
>can smell her baguette frog perfume
>makes me cum in my pants a bit
>time to flirt with her a bit
>my idea of flirting was putting my feet next to or on top of hers
>do this several times
>she notices, scoots away from me a bit
>don't even fucking notice how uncomfortable she is
>okay, time to go for the kill
>slowly start moving my hand to hers under the desk
>grab her hand violently and try to force my fingers into hers
>she freaks the fuck out
>get sent to the office
>suspended for a week for sexual harassment
she moved classes after that and whenever I walked by her she would stop talking and avoid the fuck out of me

>Be me in Germany
>Fuck a Spanish girl

>Be me in Spain
>Fuck a german girl

wtf i love Spain now

>be atheist jew from America
>go to Israel with my Christian cousin.
>try to talk to qt israeli girls.
>they pretend that they can't speak english.
>want to talk to qt soldier girls,
>but I'm intimidated by their guns.
>want to talk to qt palestinain girls,
>but I don't want them to be honor-killed by their fathers.
>just wander around alone while my cousin does Christian stuff.
>meet a german girl on the tram.
>ask her for directions so the holocaust museum
>(i already know how to get there).
>turns out that she's going there too.
>she can't think of a polite way to brush me off,
>but doesn't seem to mind too much, so we go together.
>she translates some of the german newspapers in the museum for me.
>jews give us dirty looks when they hear her Speaking german.
>jews tell us to stop taking cell phone photos of interesting exhibits
>"it's disrespectful!"
>turns out they sell photos of exhibits in the gift shop.
>thank German girl for keeping me company at the museum.
>she works/volunteers for a NGO
>she lives in East Jerusalem because it's cheaper
>tries to help poor Palestinians
>gets harassed and catcalled by Palestinians daily
>regularly feels unsafe
>blames Israelis for turning them into animals
>change the subject, since I root for the white and blue team.
>invite her to a bar near my hotel
>but she won't go because she has work tomorrow
>I'll be leaving Jerusalem tomorrow too.
>she's not on facebook
>exchange cell phone numbers
>"call me if you ever come to California"
>text her when I'm in Tel Aviv
>no answer.
>I guess she didn't ever come to California either.

I still can't tell if she actually wanted to hang out with me, or if she was just being polite for a few hours. My gut says that she was apathetic about it either way.

this makes me way more sympathetic towards women. life on easy-mode still has its major annoyances I guess.

>walking to class
>in a hurry so I'm not late
>also not really paying a ton of attention to my surroundings
>get ambushed by some Filipino lady
>"DONATIONS FOR PHILIPPINES?"
>nearly have a fucking heart attack
>give her all the money in my wallet (not much but still)
>"YOU KNOW WHERE PHILIPPINES ARE WHITE BOY?"
>sort of nod and escape to my class
This is how a 6'5 guy gets mugged in broad daylight by a 4 foot tall old lady

why are americans abroad so cringe inducing?

>Talked to my Norwegian flatmate this morning

Whew, how boring

>read this post on my phone made by a Chinese company (Huawei), with an operating system made by Americans (Android), and the phone is made out of resources from lots of places like Africa and Asia

>wake up
>check facebook to see if I have any messages or if anyone wants to speak to me
>nothing
>check other networks to see if anyone wants to talk to me
>nothing
>sulk over having no friends and not being interesting
>study and play vidya all day
>repeat for the entire summer
end it lads

Cashier in shop was Ukrainian.

Went eating with a Brazilian student

Erasmus?
That´s why I distrust women over 22

i saw an indian/arab looking girl just a few hours ago

>mfw a tourist asks me if I speak english

>wake up
>go to Sup Forums
>some American is rude to me again
I hate international experiences.

>have american visitors
>cook delicious homemade food
>he asks where the next mc Donalds is

good post

>>we fuck and have a great time the whole weekend

Man I swear to god English make for the best lovers. A bit clingy tho

if you count expats in turkey, i exchanged glances with a kazakh girl in the morning (i found out later that we were in the same class, that's how i know she is kazakh)

if you don't, i was in iran 3 weeks ago, in tahran, at a stoner's house. did some weed and then went to airport and came home

>walking in the park
>saw poo
>saw arab
>saw jew
>saw nigger
>saw chink
>turned 360c and ran away

tfw no brit bf

>had a 2 year long LDR with a French girl
>we actually visited each other a few times, lost out virginitys to each other
>dumped me for my best friend (who also lived in Israel) out of the blue
>cut contact with both of them

This was 2.5 years ago, still havn't obtained any other gf

I am so sick of gay people

The british accent makes it so much better. I'll never forget when I came and he called me a good boy for my big load.
ikr
It's fine just don't obsess about it

How many GBPs did you get?

Zero but he did pay for the hotel and some meals. I did have to pay for the flight and the airport hotel myself though, but it was worth it.

I hope hell is real and you burn in it. I dont even believe this happened, the fact that this is a fantasy of yours makes it just as bad

never trust a goy

Want me to post the flight receipt as proof or what?
Or whatever, I'm fine with you not believing me.

>be sixteen, in high school
>sign up for a month-long trip to Borneo, Malaysia, in the hopes I might actually develop some skills
>one of two girls, the other was a real jailbait slut, the rest boys
>adult in charge is some Irish fag, can't understand a word he says
>go to Borneo on cheapest, shittiest flight
>arrive in shitty Miri, nothing to do
>go on "practise" trek through some rainforest, don't see a single animal
> go see some caves, too dark to see anything, chalets literally don't have flushable toilets
>other girl fucks a boy each night in our room
> go on massive week-long hike through kelabit highlands
>fucking bees everywhere
>still don't see a single real animal
>talk to natives
>they feed us rice and raw fish, literally raw fish, with bones and eyes and everything, not even big fish
>this old native guy really likes me for some reason and teaches me how to make traps and get water from bamboo and makes me chopsticks
>week later, finally arrive in nice civilized place
>shitty Jeep ride straight to Kota Kinabalu
>nothing to do
>decide to trek up Mount Kinabalu
>other boys go to McDonalds the day beforehand, diarrhea and vomiting all the way up the mountain
>arrive at the nightshelter before the peak
>food tastes disgusting so I eat nothing, everyone laughs at me
>all have to sleep in the one room, diarrhea farts
>nearly everyone gets altitude sickness except for me
>Irish guy goes on and on about how cold it is at the top of the mountain at dawn, so we all rug up, it's not fucking cold at all
>go back down
>surprise surprise, everyone except me has food poisoning from the disgusting food
>go to some orangutan sanctuary
>orangutans are sick, don't see any
>go to some park
>everyone goes up to the top of viewing tower to take photos, I stay down because I don't give a shit
>turn around
>literal wild orangutan three feet from me eating shit from the bin
>only person the entire trip to see an animal apart from bees and rabid dogs

She was quarter kike actually.

It was pretty funny when I visited her and her Jewish grandmother was totally overjoyed from meeting me, and started planning our wedding and her official conversion.

>>literal wild orangutan three feet from me eating shit from the bin
lmao

Make job for international corporation. Encounter two old European farters in office. They think i can't into english and begin talk about my superrior apperance to each other. Fucking old faggots.

i got shitfaced drunk with a german last saturday

:,^(
That's so rude.

Kek
What year was this trip?

2013

you meant180' drunk snownigger

>Looking to rent out a room
>Guy from Sweden e-mails me that he would like to see the place
>I made plans to show him last night
>He had to stay late at work and wants to reschedule

Yeah it's very dramatic.

>Chill in my hostel in Helsinki
>Some arab approaches me and tells me he bought a touristic brouchere
>I feell awkward
>He starts talking and talking about fucking everything
>Turned out he was an italian

Animals are all dead. You should visit in 2005 and before. Shitty accomodation but more animals to see.

Really makes me think.

>go to a local mac with my cousin
>there is a guy in the line near us who speaks some Germanic languages near us
>he coughs a lot
>3 days after I have flu

pls post gaping boipucci as proof

what fuck is wrong with you?

You can't even really blame autism, because autism would just be if he stammered to her "d-do you like Digimon?" That's full on pervert shit.

Flu takes around 20 days to be symptomatic.

i feel in love with this californian girl but then ruined it and now i kind of want to die

that's pretty Sup Forums right?

Well yeah you ruined a relationship with a mexican girl. It is Sup Forums enough

Met a British girl when she was in exchange here 5 years ago and I gathered the courage to ask her out. She agreed and we went on a walk through a park. She kissed and told me I was cute. This was 3 days before she had to return to the UK.
I still miss her ;_;

I wasoogling at the white tourist girls in the beach just a few hours ago B)

>last night
>work in a call center
>some Hispanic calls in asking for someone to speak to in Spanish
>try to have a conversation in Spanish

>walking home
>American tourist couple asks me for directions
>burst into treats

We agreed with my gf to let a group of 8 german exchange students to sleep over at her flat since they were only visiting the city.
We had an argument in the morning when they came, since she fucking wanted me to stay in the bedroom and wait when everybody will finish their breakfast. I didnt think like that.
It was kinda funny to see the reactions of people when they come to a nice big flat with a pretty girl hosting and having fun and afterwards a unprepeared greasy monster comes out of the depth of the flat and its somehow her boyfriend and somehow it speaks german quite good.
Some of them were nice people, some of them were pigs and didnt respect that they are guests. The whole group looked like these modern european youth - "I am very friendly and would like to travel and see the pretty world and nice people hahaha". Wasnt very interesting to communicate with them since they were all somehow predictable in their opinions and reactions.
They left for the city trip and at the evening 2 users of Sup Forums returned since they didnt want to drink with others and wanted to sleep. The rest came home in the late night and i didnt catch them in the morning. Gf was then cleaning the whole flat cursing the whole idea since she is quite fastidious and sometimes incrediably stupid.

>Go to my university in Wrocław
>Suddenly, NIGGERS
>justgermanstudents.jpg

wish we had actuall german or french folk here

>It was kinda funny to see the reactions
Bad memories

Although, some other /int experience
>23:30
>i'm a exchange student in a small german university town coming home late from a concert
>the street is empty
>suddenly i hear a car thats coming close
>the car slows its pace and follows me, then the window goes down
>at the passanger seat is a black landwhale female
>"sorry, do you know how to get to the KFC?"
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no it's disgusting, filled with hemorrhoids and skin flaps from previous hemorrhoids. it's a wonder any top would go near that thing. I guess my alluring charm makes up for it and or they don't look before putting it in