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Keep it LOCAL edition

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yanks? no thanks! lmao x

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>Aushartalia

nuttall here lads

Keep it GANGSTA edition

gotta love sean dyche, future england gaffer desu

nay I shan't be keeping it local me own father's a POLE he seduced a perfectly resonable Northern English rose and reproduced not once but fucking THRICE

I can't even apply for UKIP now thanks tata

sad

business idea: yorkshire

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THRICE would be a good name for a metal band

#BridgesNotWalls

Fake news! SAD!

>tfw remembering that i used to kiss my parents on the lips when i was a little kid
pretty embarassing ngl

having a pint of milk

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What books you lot reading then?

was totally ignored in the last thread

bunch of wankers desu

were black people as criminal and violent before the advent of gangsta rap? they seemed pretty chill when all their music was just jazz, soul and blues.

Local action for local lads

big book of learning how to read hehe

rate my joke lads

another day at the call centre tomorrow

>Brexit in a nutshell

Black communities were very civil until CIA psyops in the 70s and 80s pumped drugs into their communities, encouraged gangs to form and the breakup of black families and marriages

This photo was taken on the 19th of february, 2016
the day I got the hire bike

today is the 8th of february, and I'm still on this fucking hirebike

how fucking long is an insurance payout supposed to take

>how fucking long is an insurance payout supposed to take

6-9 months

anyone else still utterly disgusted at how the rozzers and labour council cucks didn't go after those nonce pakis because of a fear of being called racist? plus how literally every large town and city has had similar paki nonce gangs and nothing was done about them for years.

absolute state of this country. do not want to live here any more.

eurocuck

OH MY GOD
Just talk to them about real issues like are you worried about the ever increasing hospital waiting times? That'll be because of muslim immigration.

*insults you*

my bike was worth £550
the cost of this hire motorbike for 12 months must be more than that
what the actual fuck are they playing it

It's true though

poo a'brewin tbqh lads

Lads
What's your least favourite first world country?

Cowards of the highest degree
I hope they were punished alongside the pakis

UK

Getting people to understand the issues about immigration through things like waiting lines, school places, housing and crime works infinitely better than going "we must preserve the white race and protect it from cultural Marxist multiculturalism agendas"

British nationalism has to be done covertly rather than blatantly

WHAT?
When somebody drove into my old truck and totaled it I got a check for it in like 3 weeks.

funny how you can solve most of the problems people bang on about
>failing NHS
>no houses
>no jobs
by kicking out foreigners and yet there are those that say wanting to kick out foreigners is yet another problem

can you provide some statistics for those things so i can use them in real life discussions?

r8

Germany

Booooo

redpill me on shagging your own mum lads

NHS would collapse without foreigners working in it mate.

>Health tourism costs over £300 million per year
>N-no you c-can't turn them away. Give free healthcare to everyone you n-nazi

I hate them

ah yes, v intersting, lots of interesting points being made

>Finland's patron saint is English

Interesting

it's just reclaiming the cunt that has once been yours

I was peeing and a lizard saw my dick

please do it, she's been very lonely since dad left

But we'd also third the number of patients so it'd be fine

This is true.
It's a bona-fide fact that the UK needs some immigration.

300,000 a year though?
From countries like fucking Somalia where the literacy rate is amongst the lowest in the world?
With complete disregard for English proficiency and job skills?

Why can't we pick and choose which ones we take in?

mammals shouldn't be allowed to live in water

we need to kick whales out

>/r9k/
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums
cancerous

Speaking of peeing I miss Ricky Pointing

I'm not that educated on the info myself tbqh lad but I'm sure you'll be able to find some studies from rorke sources like the Telegraph, Mail, Express or the Spectator

show yer mum some consideration haha

what if whales have their own country underwater

I've heard sir David talking about their exceptional intelligence and the ability to communicate on a sofisticate level

I thought it was Scotland that wanted to go

How would that even make sense?
The sea is their "country"

>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums

>To be successful in this role, you will have a minimum of 5 years experience within a corporate environment
it's an admin assistant position ffs

India

>knocking Sup Forums
sod off wankers

but maybe they have borders and construct walls

business idea: fatties, druggies, alcoholics and smokers start paying for NHS treatment.

goes against the core principal of the NHS but it isn't 1948 any more when people died at 65 and 20% of the population weren't obese.

might set up a company and hire my son as soon as he is born so he will have 16 years of experience by the time he finishes school

>smokers
we already do mate

its a fake position. they just pump out adverts like that to fill particular quotas but make them impossible for applicants. the job usually goes to someone internally.

And only let krill inside their borders?
India is 3rd world

>Sup Forums
>/fit/
>/r9k/
really dude

It is a factor. Several cities in England had fairly stable populations up until the late 1990s. Since then the population of each city has shot up by tens of thousands, some by hundreds of thousands, and by millions in London's case.

It's entirely fair to suggest that a rapid shock to the system by adding an unpredictable amount of dependents, that both Blair and Cameron inflicted by opening the floodgates to the 3rd world and Eastern Europe, would make services deteriorate. Especially when those dependents aren't contributing as much as the indigenous British are.

>leaving school at 16

I closed /lgbt/ in case people laughed at me

I'll love the UK if you guys let us back into the crown colony GET ME OUT OF THIS COMMUNISM MESS AHHHHH

he's a mong because you cant even leave school then.

>tfw I did this and then got into uni 2 years later anyway

Reckon the ol pc needs some attention

i know
but the thing i find funny is people have to be told this when is right in front of them

I'm not english

You can't anymore iirc. Michael Gove made attending 6th form/college compulsory for all 16 year olds.

You're welcome back any time as far as I'm concerned, mate

should bag that up and use it as a pillow

waste not want not and that

choon

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Just give it a good rinsing

As a computer technician this made me cringe a lot what the actual fuck

>tfw you realise that when Communist China implodes and they become a democratic country and their internet becomes uncensored, Chinks will spill out in the millions all across the internet and be everywhere

there really needs to be some legal standards applied to employment adverts

2bh lads

/brit/ will be like Cambridge

>in the UK didnt fuck up india there would be a lot more of them on the internet shitting it up

woo.. haha dodged a bullet there lads

is something wrong with r holly's eye?

I have lived in fear of this moment for quite some time now

bit gay

none of them speak english so they'll stay in the established chink sites

You should be looking forward to it, you won't be so below average height