Stoner Thread

Stoner Thread

I have 7 joints, 4 I'm saving for Saturday and the other 3 I'm trying to decide on what to do with.
I'm wondering if I should just save all 7 for Saturday to stay high the entire day
Smoke all 3 and jerk off when my girlfriend's at work in a couple hours.
Smoke one today, one tomorrow, and have 5 for Saturday.
Also just to add probably going to have to be busy for a bit on Friday which is why I'm thinking about smoking them just today.

What would Sup Forums do?
inb4
>why not have sex with girlfriend
Well we've been sick and just now getting better and I haven't released any good old cum for almost a week now.
Also if it helps the decision I'll be having sex with her Saturday night.

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.................. I'm in your excat postion atm. high af.
got till 7pm, gonna watch some porn.
Probz play some games n chill.
bless bruv.

So should I save or smoke?

For now smoke one or 2 and chill. you'll know what you wana do when your high. i smoked already 5 mins ago :)

Smoke when you feel like it dumbo

sell the joints and make money.

Op, check my stoner song
soundcloud.com/groundedforgood/last-joint-part-1

how you like it OP?

Are they little pinners or at least semi fat joints? If semi fat you should unroll them and smoke the bud from a pipe or something. It's a lot better when trying to conserve.

>checked
And very fitting user, not bad at all. I like it.

jail to stoners

Bowl broke on me and they're semi fat.
Really don't want to smoke out of a can.

Fuck off you!

Smoke half at a time. 6 smoke sessions.

OH NO don't tell my mom!
Vote it out cocksucker.

You think way to much, just fuckin have a smoke. FFS.

But wait
got dubs so he guud

>I haven't released any good old cum

glad you like it user.

>checked

Pretty good riff.

Recommend me some good rolling papers and filters

>checked

Your on fucking cum chan.

Jesus Christ your the autistic one.

Why are you jerkin in when you have a GF? Tie that bitch up and come on her face

>Well we've been sick and just now getting better and I haven't released any good old cum for almost a week now.

Why not buy more, so you can save your 7 for Saturday & have the rest during the week whilst having amazing high sex with your gf

doesn't mean you can't tie her up and come on her face?

Zig Zag is my choice.

Raw rips... make some boss daddy joints with them

Using my money to take the GF out to eat Saturday then we're going to enjoy the night she's going to be drinking while I smoke.
I can't stomach alcohol and she doesn't really smoke weed.

As much as I'd like to do that she'd probably get really pissed off. She won't let me cum on her face at all. It took a lot of begging to finally get her to take a load in her mouth...once.

And to add she didn't swallow...she threw up.

You should try ocb ultimate. Thin as fuck.

Well in that case I'd save 3 for Saturday and binge watch some tv shows whilst baked, which is always fun.
I just wouldn't mix both together it puts me on my arse

nobody called you autistic... all I said was your own words... yet you assume by reading your own words that your being made fun of for being autistic...the matter kinda speaks for itself here bud. sorry if I hurt your butt..

Yea I don't drink anymore.

OP here, I didn't post that so you're not replying to me.

Good call bro.

Who else is using carbon filters? Why or why not?

my mistake op.

Yea for some reason I couldn't stomach it anymore not too long after I turned 22.

I've looked into these but cannot really find many reviews for them and don't want to spend £50+ for something that ends up being shitty.

Have you got one & are they worth getting?

It's all good.

Actually have never used one.

activated carbon is mainly used to remove organic impurety you will just loose thc.

In the same boat bro.
I'm 23 and can only stomach a few pints before starting to feel sick, but shit to be honest but I'm a preferred smoker, so doesn't bother me too much

Yea same, I'm just glad most of my friend's aren't bothered with me sitting there chilling out smoking a blunt while everyone else is drinking. It's crazy though, stoners are few around my area. Mostly pillheads, crackheads, heroin heroes, and alcoholics here.

Spot it bro

I ran out of weed yesterday and forgot to buy beer.
Looks like another day of painfull sober existance is on it's way.

Pleb detected

What makes me a pleb?

I make my own "filters" with paper. They don't actually filter anything they just help to smoke all of the weed without burning my fingers.

Unless you kill yourself. . .

That sucks user, could you try huffing paint or gas?

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my friend makes filters out of cut up parts of yugioh cards. pretty dope smoking those at tournaments.

No, i have hope that i'll get some weed soon.

I only do natural shit. Weed, shrooms, etc.
Unless it's alcohol.

I thought alcohol was natural?

Inferior papers make inferior joints. They are the smallest expense so its stupid to skimp.

Personally when I used to smoke I'd have glass bong including glass cone and stem, filled with clean water and heaps of ice

That sounds awesome, man. Hey, how about we smoke some bud and play video games? Or just Netflix and chill?

are they pure weed or tobacco mix?

Alcohol doesn't grow out of the ground, is what i meant.

Gotta go back this one was made retarded.

OP here, just weed. I don't mix my weed.
The only thing that could be considered is when I smoke a blunt.

you da man, gimme sum

Do these really work? In theory you should just lose thc but I read from a couple of forums and people seemed to get a good high when using these. Can anyone confirm? Anyone have any experience?

I've been using these for many years and it gets you as high as paper tips. I just prefer the smoother smoking experience and taste. You will taste your weed

It's a solution, bitch.

I recently started using a vape. This shit is weak, man. Also, does anyone else agree that the price of edibles are too high? Can someone from a legal state tell me how much edibles and their total THC are?

and it occurs naturally as fermentation

Ok I'll try them out. Is there any filters I should avoid or are they all the same?

RAW organic hemp

That's cool then, at least they don't push you our for not getting pissed.
Most of my friends try and get me hammered even though they know how bad I am

Well I usually get actitube, but other brands that I've tried are pretty much the same

and to add I think the slim ones are better for rolling joints

Anyone else using vaporizers? I can take a half gramm and be high all day after switching

Dabbing on this skywalker og nug run rn

Vaporizing weed is a much better and more efficient way than smoking it.

I'd say you can get up to 2x more your money's worth.

Any decent links that ship to the UK?
I've been looking into getting one as I want to cut out the use of bacci

Don't feel like reading the whole thread, but what's in the J's?

Cheked

I really need one, then I could be stealthier. I just need to get the money together.

You too friend :-)

Wow. I always just smoke everything.
Good on you, OP. Good on you.

break all those joints apart and smoke bongs faggot.

half a joint's worth through a bong will get you more baked than 2 joints

>Smoking weed
Getting weed through smoking is stupid because that smoke is really bad for your lungs and sets you up to develop health complications from it later on that you don't want. Any responsible reasonable person would care enough about his health to not do this to himself.

The smart way to get weed is to eat it through weed brownies. That way all you get is the high. Sure brownies aren't very good for you, but they're a hell of a lot better for you than putting smoke in your lungs. And a few brownies aren't bad if you eat mostly healthy outside of the brownies and still exercise.

this. a proper bong will zonk you off a bowl or two. unless you're baking out a vehicle or closet avoid joints

Cocaine also comes from a plant. You're not the retarded one.

Fuck bongs, waste of grade Imo.

Yes it gets you fucked up but doesn't seem to last as long when smoking it l.

Brownies require a lot of weed. Smoking is cheaper unless you grow weed by yourself.

obviously because you smoke it all at once. how is it going to take the same amount of time. you smoke too much dipshit

its also a different high. you only need an eighth for a batch of brownies and if you ate all those you'd be rocked

What's your preference?

I've got a couple of bongs and use them on the odd occasion, but only when I'm wanting to destroy my mind in an instant.

But if your wanting your grade to last either Vape it or smoke it stretches further.

inb4 vaping

called it

grade? you sound like my grandpa

i smoke once a day out of my bong and i'm good. with the amount i burn its a lot more conservative than joints or vapes.

Everyone arguing about bongs and edibles and I'm just over here sitting on my porch smokin some backwoods

kys now

I like using the word grade

I've been told I'm older than I am though