Male character has a small penis

>Male character has a small penis
>Female character pretends not to care even though in real life, women do
Why do films push this lie?

To make pindicks like you feel better

lol white bois

if you're a fun person she won't care.

just be likable.

Name 3 films, 4 flicks and 1 kino that do this.

>6 inch erect
>4 inch flaccid
>4.5 inch girth

>tfw I have a small penis
>despite my insecurity, managed to get a gf
>got a feeling she's going to leave me soon
>will have to go through all the anxiety of getting a girl again due to having a small penis

life isn't really worth living with a tiny dick.

In what movie has this ever been a plot point?

OPs Biopic

>movie

It's a flick.

I have this feeling coming to me
Im anxious about being poor and having to pay for everything now, soon it will be about benis

>Source: misterpoll

>tfw tall but with an barely-above-average dick

jokes on you though, evil bitches, i'm gonna remain a virgin forever.

This is only a plot point in shitty comedies.

Where are any of these statistics coming from?

OP's pic is stupid. you are still much better off being attractive, as far as getting laid goes. Good luck convincing women you have a huge dick when you are ugly.

"hey baby let me show you my benis it's yuggge"

As long as you make her cum with it, it really doesn't matter.
Women barely know what big is.

it's all, I really mean ALL about social skills.

But your dad does, lmao

It's really easy to tell who in this thread has a tiny penis

OP for one.

...

Not the girls in my porn, that's for sure

Damn man, sorry about your girth, is that even two fingers thick?

>tfw 5' 6" with an 8 inch dick
It ain't any better.

>he thinks thats big

hahah r u asian?

>tfw 7" pencil dick

When are they going to do a poll on tight vaginas? Cause literally every man's tightest was YEARS ago.

6" would be big for most asian girls

That's average size

To be fair it is bigger than like 50% of the male population in a given western country even if his girth does let him down a little. Bigger than like 65% in an Asian country.

is this supposed to be fucking readable

>Source: misterpoll.com

>bragging about a C+ grade schlong

I'll respond to this bait

Cock size doesn't matter, that's why the clitoris is on the outside of the vagina.

A cock is designed to please the owner, not the bitch.

Always remember that a vagina is designed to pass a 20 inch, 7 pound new born child, and NO cock can compete with that.

If a bitch says she likes to feel full, and you don't have enough cock to do the job, than jam your fist up that bitch's snatch, and if that's not good enough, jam the other one up there too....

i am an m rated person I do not deserve this sort of ridicule by this board i deserve better i have a massive penis size and sex power

These things usually forget about a very crucial factor that should always be taken into account: curvature.

yaw? somebody post randy from south park's penis formula

>i used to think i was a small dicked faggot
>it looked so small when i held it
>i thought it was like 3 inches so i never measured it
>one day i was feeling confident and just for the fuck of it i measured it
>turns out i'm a solid 5 and 1/2 inch averagefag(plus i'm fat so who knows maybe i could get it to 6 inches)
>turns out i just have big hands

everytime

everytime what?

>have a monster dong
>too socially awkward for any cute girl to ever experience it

be a male hooker

>tfw 7.5 inch
>tfw pencil dick

What are some films that feature a male character being humiliated for his small penis size?

could be worse bruh

>male hooker
>servicing girls

This graph is incredibly confusing

>Source: Misterpoll.com

someone anonymously brags about their imaginary footlong

then be a upscale male escort for old bitches

>saying it got a 5 1/2 inch dick
>bragging about having a "footlong"

nigger you literally cannot into numbers

>micropenis flaccid
>6 in. erect
Makes it okay being average right?

That feel when only 12cm penis

Who here /7x5 masterrace/

fucking relatable

yes, but bitches will laugh at your flaccid dicklet

erect?

it's called a hyperbole, and as I said every retard on the internet at some point seems to do it as if anyone cares

Is it worse having a chode or a pencildick?
>tfw pencildick

from where do you measure girth? Middle, base or head?

>Be real life
>Turns out it doesn't matter

>girth from the head
What why

yeah and you give shit about me cause i was the first to say big/small my dick is in this thread, right?

It's got to be pencil.

I'm happy this threads still up,it really makes you think about television and film.

How big do you think redwoods dick is?

i mean you could just tell us since you're posting in this thread right now redder

>6.75 inch
>5 inch girth
>slight upward curve
>white

r8 me

long dick makes sex easier especially with fatter girls. I'm 6 long but 5 1/4 girth which makes it hard to get 5+inches in during sex. I have to do specific positions to get the full potential which makes sex kind of frustrating. Honestly even if a girl didn't get as much from the sex I would rather be like 7 inches long and a bit thinner.

6/10

>giving a shit what women think
LOL

>one girl i know said she likes sex to last 5 minutes
>another i know says she likes it over an hour

getting mixed messages

this

Who here /6x6/

Sucks that my flaccid dick is only 2 inches but I guess it could be worse.

Usually they're commenting on a flaccid penis and it's almost always just the women who did. What the fuck are they going to do with a flaccid dick?

>he LITERALLY has a pencil dick

>women say they want a 7" or 8" dick
>when asked to estimate the length they put their fingers anywhere between 4-6 inches apart

People are bad at estimating lengths. Women say they want a 7-8 inch dick because that number is a meme that culture has ingrained into their minds, but they see 5-inch dicks as being that length. Basically, don't sweat it. If you know how to work it they won't know and they'll probably tell people you have an 8-inch dick just based on the fact that they enjoyed it and they associate enjoyment with length.

Im 5x5. Sucks having to die a virgin

your problem is you think women actually know what they want. you tell them what they want. seriously.

Who cares? John Coffey's dick made it pale in comparison. LOL, get it?

Damn that is a super refined gorilla

right?
>not beating a bitch till she would rather take your dicklet than your first

>4.5 inch
>4 inch girth
>Slight left bend, hideous construction

Rate me, kids.

only correct response

eventually you'll find someone who likes it, just gotta keep trying

5.5"x4", feel too small whole life
met wife and she said it was perfect length for hitting her G spot

don't give up bros

>cut

top kek

>social skills.

whre do i buy those. it has fucked every plane of my life.

7x5.5 inch dong

>feels pretty gud t know the measurements, but still looks small

it's true. i have a 7 inch dick and women's estimate's of it have ranged from 9-11 inches. had to measure it in front of one girl to prove it was only 7.

i think it's from guys lying about their penis length, or that's part of it. I bet everyone that has a sub 6 inch penis just says 6. kinda like how most guys under 5'9" say they are 5'9"

Does listening to girls talk about their experiences with big dicks count as a fetish?

yup

its bassically cuckoldry.

there's literally nothing wrong with a small penis

Only if it arouses you and/or you jerk off to it.

go outside and talk to people
join a club