Is there anything more beta than licking a girls ass

Is there anything more beta than licking a girls ass..
How can you even look her in the face knowing her dirty shit maker was wrapped around your tongue. You've basically confirmed your role as a bitch.

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ass yes, asshole no

You couldn't be more wrong, newfag

maybe licking a guy's ass?

why would you want to lick an ass though
I can understand squeezing it, but licking it serves no purpose

It's intoxicating, most girls asses have a better more pungeont aroma than their pussies. You haven't lived till you've sniffed and tasted a heavenly female dungbox.

I wish i was eating ass right now

We will tell you when your old enough now scoot on back to class

Shit is a little bit sour, but overall doesn't taste bad and the flavor vanishes soon enough. The girl once tried to stop me, she wanted to clean her anus, but I licked it clean anyway.

Rimming is pretty fun, OP. If the girl is clean that is.

Nice bait, virgin

not beta at all if that's what you're into

maybe don't be such a judgmental faggot.

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its like boobs, but more funny situational ;p

That's like a straight man asking a faggot why he likes to suck cock....

it's just what he's into. you dont have to understand it. nobody is forcing you to do it.

Boobs have nipples to suck on, butts have ???

Next you'll say her being on top also makes you a bitch because she's doing the thrusting, so she's actually fucking you, right?

>confirmed virgin

Is there anything more beta than complaining about being beta on 4chin

boom – nailed it.

>n-no babe, you don't need to clean your dirty ass yourself
>I'll d-do it with m-my tongue.
That just makes you even more of a faggot.

legs have no nipples too, but still nice to lick xd

btw pls moar of this pic, nice girl ;p

Assholes are sensitive, bruv. Flush that thing out a couple of times and we're really to roll.

so you want to actually suck on something instead of lick it?

nice pic, moar ;p legs, legs, legs, lick, lick ,lick

you lick ass youre a faggot

Underage b&

>Is there anything more beta than licking a girls ass..
licking her bf's ass.

...stink roses / chocolate starfishes / balloon knots.

But on a serious note, I do it to watch them squirm and wriggle.

look at her face. that says it all. bitches love getting their ass licked

I mean nipples can be licked too

Are you retarded or something? Licking a girls ass is one of the most alpha things you could do you stupid fuck. Now... if you lick a MAN's asshole? Then yes.. that makes you beta as fuck because you're submitting to another man.

Well played.

Licking ass is confirmation you want to be licking her boyfriend's ass, because it means you're a faggot

It feels good? It turns both people on? Pretty simple stuff. I get rock hard thinking about eating out my woman's ass.

Ew fuck user that's fucking revolting

Makes me excited, thinking about eating out my woman's ass.

A woman lets you lick her asshole and she enjoys it? How is that beta?

>xd
>;p
go back to 9gag faggot

Interesting theory. I would happily eat a girls asshole if she asked me to. Knowing her pleasure is 100% in my hands and that I control how good she feels? That's POWER over a woman right there. Not a damn thing beta about that.

Trying this hard at trolling tho.

We do a lot of bdsm. Sometimes i lick her ass and sometimes she does.
Obv after a long 10 mins of cleaning it.
I find it sexyn wen she sits on my face and she gives me a footjob wile i lick her down there.

picture souce?

>gets hard thinking about eating ass
>woman is only two letters off man

>>Sometimes i licker her ass and sometimes she does.
>>an sometimes she does.
>>she does

Where did you find such a flexible woman?

>tries to say something witty in just 2 lines
>fails miserably
better luck next time guy.

if you aint eating ass you aint even having sex

fucking faggot kids these days I swear...

I got one worse.
electing Hillary as president.

Lmfao that's hilarious!

Taking bait.
Its not cleaning her ass. Her ass should already be clean.
Lick some ass and get yours licked sometime virgin faggots.

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Squeezing girl's ass... Eww that's gross.

Does this also make you excited?
That's basically where you're sticking your tongue

I love to lick my woman's asshole. Sometimes when we get down to business, she isn't that fresh, but I love the fact that she enjoys it...

Looks like Zunechan

you realize you can get a condition called shit tongue right?

you sound like someone who tried to eat a girls ass but they got creeped out and made fun of you.

This is not a thing

Into it

I love getting my asshole licked, it's only fortunate that I also enjoy returning the favour.

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That was a good video. Probably never be posted again due to the 2mb limit.

I kept fucking my girl doggy style and she didn't even like the idea of butt stuff but after looking at her cute tight little asshole I couldn't help but give it a few licks
There's a difference being forced to do something and doing it because you want to

Fucking beta cuck, should've untied her shoes and started licking her feet like a true alpha.

Link???

kek

Did this to a girl once. After that, she would do anything for me.

Femanon here, love to get my tight asshole licked by my bf. If he's had a long or rough day, I'll squat on his face with his tongue in and licking my asshole.

? That wasn't kek worthy.

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Thanks user you're the best!

SLURP SLURP MOTHERFUCKER

>Is there anything more beta than licking a girls ass..

I don't think it's beta, but even if you insist that it is, it's a great prelude to stuffing your dick right in her asshole, which is alpha as fuck. So quite the role reversal.

Post pics of your asshole

Its funny but my gf doesnt like it and doesnt want me to do this but I still dont care.

That's why I love doing it, sometimes you get a little bit of shit and it's hot as fuck.

>licking where a girl pees from is hot and justified
>licking where a girl poos from is disgusting
>there are people itt who unironically think this way

dude eating her pussy turns her on and turns you on, eating her ass turns her on and turns you on, stop being a virgin and go get laid and you'll see what everyone means, sport

I lick my wife's ass after she gets out of the shower or the hot tub... after I lick it she's more than willing to let me fuck it.

I know, right?

>Its funny but my gf doesnt like it and doesnt want me to do this but I still dont care.

With my wife it starts with "omg what are you doing?", and then changes to "omg don't stop", which leads me to asking "you want your assfucked", to which she replies "Do whatever you want".

A woman's 2 favorite things about anal:
1 - Saying they hate anal
2 - Having a dick in their ass

mfw newfag thinks he's actually a femanon.

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Enjoy Faggots

Nice dubs Nazi.

Ye I thought her attidute would change after two fucking years of tonguing her asshole.

It didnt, oh well.

If you wouldn't eat this ass, you're a beta faggot.

Anno Domini MMXVI
>still making jokes about election candidates
>givong idiocratic choices which in no way are worse then what was mentioned first
>being this edgy

No, just no
>being this underage

You're a poet my friend.

The difference is she's not shitting when she does you fucking virgin. You're the kid of faggot that is so reserved and in denial you refuse to eat a girl out even though she always sucks your dick, kill yourself.

>>licking where a girl pees from is hot and justified
Are you a fucking retard?
Girls don't pee out of their fucking vaginas you dumb fuck, they piss out of their uretha

>being this much of a β-fag

I'll suck a dick before eating a woman's ass
~dick sucking takes skills
~ass eating takes (off) balls

There's an alpha in this pic, & there's also a bitch beta.
I'll let you figure out which one is which..

That right there is how you start training a woman for anal. She loves getting her ass licked...then start with some toys, then butt plugs of increasing size. You make a woman cum from anal and she'll want her ass fucked all the time.

>they piss out of their uretha

that's where the babies are made you mongoloid

No it isn't you fucking ignorant prick

>clit is above urethra
when licking clit you tend to slip your tounge over the urethra, thus licking the place from which girl pees
>licking vagina
Unless you've got vibrating 5-inch tounge you ain't gonna satisfy any girl like that

You're doing it wrong

>being this much of a balogne

I'd lick my girl's ass any day. She doesn't like it much tho, she's so cleanly and innocent :3

It's still fucking disgusting, her walls are probably lined with muddy caked up leftovers.
>b-but muh enema
If you have to ask your girl to flush out her butt a few times just so you can lick it, that just makes you even more patheticl

nigga you gay

Did you tell mommy your tummy hurt so you could stay home from school today? Time to get off Sup Forums and go back to Disney since you're obviously 12 or 13.