Got head from a prostitute this morning behind my fiancées back...

Got head from a prostitute this morning behind my fiancées back. Idk why the hell I did it because I'm satisfied in my relationship. Feeling guilty. Obviously not gonna tell her. It'll do nothing good. What would you do? What would Jesus do?

Any advice would be rad

Bump

Jesus hung out with a whore. you're good.

>What would you do?

Perhaps you should have asked this before you got your dick sucked by a hooker?

You could be honest with her and take your lumps like a man or be a total coward and live with that guilt for the rest of your life because, believe me, it won't go away

just get tested for sti/stds and then keep your mouth shut.
tell no one, someone will try to snitch

Why would you tell her? She will never know.

Why? It's not like you did anything wrong.
Do you think you did something wrong?

What'd your Facebook bro? We can swap whore stories

would tell her and end the relationship

Have your feelings for your fiancée changed in any way by this (other than now maybe knowing more, that you want to be with her)? Do you plan on doing it again? If both answers are no, never ever tell her. It changed nothing for you and even though it of course would be honest to tell her, it would hurt her, hurt or destroy your relationship and in the end do nothing to improve. Telling her out of guilt, would not be beneficial for her but would only ease your guilt. So you will have to live with it.

Ring her back and fuck her while your bitch is out then when she returns get her to suck your dick.
>This is Jesus btw

just get tested. when it happens again wear a condom. dont bother telling anyone, just brag to us. we will help you get through this user. now was this bbbj nqns or nqbs?

Do you think you would ever do it again?
It was probably because you're gonna get married and your stupid male brain was like wow I'm never gonna be with another girl again
The guilt will always be there if you don't tell her and live with it, but also, chances are she'll be happier without knowing and you'll be happier while you're together. Telling her something like this will more than likely damage the relationship probably to the point of it ending.

WWJD?
>Flip a table and whip a bitch
>Turn water into wine and crunk it up.
>Get nailed to a tree before being shanked.
I probably wouldn't look to Jesus for advice on this one.

I would to aids test

dumbass, op received a blowjob, dont water it down by suggesting he wears a condom, its not like op is rawfucking these hookers

Kek'd hard, dead kike on a stick usually isn't the way to go

>fiancée
obviously bait. kys. sage.

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You're a cuck that has no control. The fact that you had to pay for a fucking blowie is proof.

>relationship
>Sup Forums

pick one

>Currently browsing Sup Forums with my gf of almost 2 years. What's your point singlefag?

it's a meme you dip

Post gfs tits faggot.

It wasn't letting me reply for some reason. I used a condom. Just feeling bad. My relationship at home is really good. I've literally been fucked 3 weeks out of every month for 5 years and she swallowed at least 80 percent of those times. Sexually nothing is wrong. And nothing is wrong otherwise. I really don't know why the fuck I did it

I even tried rationalizing in my head that since I had a condom on my dick technically wasn't in her mouth. It's like my dick had a brain of its own at the time.

The shitty thing is my gf is the type of girl whod gladly have a threesome if I told her I was feeling like sewing my oats

Well, tell her via text message, screenshot it, post it to Sup Forums

Also, I should give the story I guess.

I went to mcdonalds for breakfast on my way to work and this fine ass Hispanic chick asked if I wanted a date. I'd never fucked wth anyone but white chicks and I'd always been curious of other races. The head was good. And it was quick. Which isnt usual for me.

Don't think I'll be doing that. But thanks for the advice.

She will one day cheat on you.
This is insurance.

The only way to absolve yourself is by voting Trump

>What would you do?
Not stick my dick in a hooker, for one.
>What would Jesus do?
Marry her and then have people spend the next 2,000 years pretending it never happened.

It's weird but I almost hope so. I guess we're all human.

If I planned on voting id do it.

BRB keep it going.

Femininized man detected.

Yeah, he should totally hurt her just to make himself better.

Grow a pair.

Well, to balance it out, you have to suck a dick, it would cancel out

Hey man, some of us are in unsatisfying relationships, so let us know where to get some action

>cheats on fiancée
>"cuck"
WEW

Sure it will. Just drown your guilt in whores. Problem solved.

I think Jesus would be ok with it. When he had to go to a prostitute he didn't need to go far.

Our brains are made this way. There's no reason to tell her. I did a very similar thing and just let it go become the past and I'm fine. I think. You'll forget about it eventually.

It's nothing. Think of it as masturbation (with some help) you shouldn't even be asking "what should I do"

We're genetically designed to want to fuck women. Not a woman. Aaaand what momma don't know wont hurt her.

I did the same with a few other women but I don't feel guilty because I'm a man.

get tested for herpes
probably the only way your bitch found out is if you gave it to her

I'm gonna take this one to the bank. Thanks all

man you didnt hurt nobody. Dont do it again! look forward and maybe u are a better boyfriend then before. U only have one life and now u get sucked by a hooker. one experience more. no shit to see here, it was close but u feeled that this is wrong, now u have to act right. dont do it again and everything is alrighty

>fiancé
see, there's your problem. You don't actually want to get married, get tied down. Listen to your gut feeling, embrace freedom. Better to die a hedonistic piece of shit instead of a whipped beta bux

>A man's loyalty is only determined by his options

you go boy.

How much did she charge?

The more you do it the less guilty you get. Carry on.

My fiance is pregnant in her first trimester. I haven't had sex in 2 months cause she doesn't feel up to it. Seriously tempted to get my dick wet elsewhere but I wouldn't pay for it.

Hire her to do the bachelor party.

30 bucks.

Dude why don't you just fuck her? Pregnant bitches are hot. Any pics?

Bachelor party was last week.

>I'm satisfied in my relationship
>blowjob from hooker
Pick one pal

You mean rape her? She fucking wont. I've tried. She just gets pissed off. No pics, I'm gonna marry this chick.

I know it doesn't sound right to put those two things together. But I swear I don't romantically think of anyone else. It's all just sexual urges

your life is over lol

Protip: It won't get better. It never does. Be assured the baby will be the only thing your woman will canal her love to from now on.

I can relate to that

I guess raping her would be acceptable.

I hear ya bro. Well, good luck with that.

But you should probably tell her you're getting desperate if that's the only thing causing your urges.

We'll see. I've made it clear to her that sex is mandatory. If she wont open her legs she knows I'll leave.

Then you fucked up. Might as well just keep getting your dick sucked.

Sucks huh?

negotiating never works either. Good luck tho lololololol

Telling her only causes pain, nothing good.

Assuage your shame with weekly prostitute bjs

So like 180 times? That's not much, user. You clearly need more. 180 a year minimum.

Most of you guys give pretty sound advice.

Men were never designed to fuck a single woman. She's got the better end of the deal mate. A nice whipped hubby who can support her with her dreams of kids. Have fun when she decides to divorce anyway.

Invite who're to dinner to seduce your fiance while you are 'drunk'.

'Catch'them and join in...
PROFIT!!!

Well, she's a woman. And she bleeds. And I'm no fucking vampire so...

Perhaps.

If you were satisfied you wouldn't have done it OP, trust me I've been there. Better to admit it to yourself now than later.

If she's preg with your child it's not rape. You have a right to stick the gash anytime you want.
Man up

I like the way you think.

Lol enjoy paying for a kid you'll never see. As an added bonus the kid will hate your fucking guts forever.

I like how you told her you'd leave but you're sitting on your blue balls for two months now. Words mean nothing if they're not backed up by deeds

> Went to a bar with a friend of mine
> Just two of us at a small "stand" table
> He spots two of his female friends at the table next to us
> Invites them to join
> Naked pole dancers in the background
> One of the girls never drops eyes off me
> We keep on drinking until we're drunk
> Me and my male friend go to the bathroom to do some cocaine
> Get back, feel like new
> Drink more.. feel the urge to snore some more
> I tell the girl, so she invites me to take some with her
> We go to the bathroom and as soon as we're done, she starts kissing me and unzips my pants
> Gives me a sloppy blowjob
> I never got 100% hard, because of all the alcohol
> Smash her head against my penis, she deep throats my soft penis
> Couldn't cum
> Leave bathroom and never talk to her again
> Get a cab and go home
> Fap the day after to porn, which has the girl looking similar like this one and does deep throat
> Never tell my girlfriend. Didn't feel guilty at all.
> Consider going to a prostitute to get some head / fuck soon
> Satisfied with relationship, sex is ok, but I want more.

Pic semi related. My girl has same body structure.

You've already done it once, so chances are you'll most likely do it again in the future.
Despite what other anons may say, the guilt will go away just give it some time. Worst comes to worse you'll get divorced 20 years from now anyway so take what you can get.

Jesus would turn the other cheek.

This means turn around and get her to lick your poophole.

Cool story.

How long is your relationship

thank you based user

U ever heard of coke dick fam? Shit sucks

Was 1.5 years at that point. We're at 2.5 now

Honestly you're going to probably have to come clean because you most likely have herpes now and once it starts to show your girlfriend will be suspicious.

Cool man. Well, good luck with whatever live throws at you next.

Nigger, I wore a condom

>What would you do?
Do? Nothing. It never happened. Forget it and move on.

Oh, well, in that case you're just a loser.

you'll do it again, I hope you know that.

Thanks user, you too. I forgot to mention that I've got a huge raise the month b4 that blowjob.

Life goes.. If she's not right for you just ditch her and get a new one.. Or the other way around.

Because I didn't want to give my gf herpes?

eat a dick moralfag. Doubt you ever even had the opportunity to cheat beta faggot

This

I'm not a moralfag. Cheaters are scum but I like women who are not single and cheat on their man with me. Still will never trust one. But yeah paying a hooker to cheat is pathetic.

Yes condoms are for fags congrats dumbass