Haven't shit in like 3 weeks and I felt the call of my bowels...

Haven't shit in like 3 weeks and I felt the call of my bowels, sat down at the toilet and I ripped my asshole open and gave birth to this turd baby

>3 weeks
Cool story bro

That's awesome, congratulations. What's the name of this lil nigga?

Should have gone over to your buddy's house and
punked him with a massive "Upper-Decker".

lol

This is why I fucking love this site

Nice try... When my dad was 5 days without shit, was a gut cancer... Go on

I literally have never hated this site more than when I saw this post and read these replies
This isn't even Sup Forums anymore

you're being mean
this was the only good thread on Sup Forums for a while

You must be a fucking ghost that died of dysentery then.

2/10 made me reply, thread reported

It's so multicultural

God's work faggot op you should Mark this moment in time you've reached a level I've aspired to for all my 43 years saver the moment user and ignore the mindless banter if these worthless dissenters lol lol lol Lel's

That's a magnificent looking Fecal Python. You gotta have it stuffed and mounted. That's a trophy turd right right there, son.

I wish my tablet had a scratch and sniff feature.

bitch please

My got, it's got to be at least 20 courics

Here's your award.

PLEASE Fucking fix your diet, you fucking degenerate.

thats' not even big, FFS

wanna see big

what do you mean user?

Op's shit has much larger mass than yours.
Length means nothing if you don't have girth to back it up.

Ok thank you, i will work on it

Reported for announcing report

i shit out like a puddle of blood 2 days ago. should've taken a pic of it, would've been funny

Try including more than swallowing loads for your diet.