ITT: overrated countries that actually low-key suck

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here's your reply

literally every Western European country

>low-key

>low-key

at least it isn't a useless desert like your shit country

Germans are a lot like Japanese, no culture, no sense of pleasure, they live and work like robots the biggest difference being their tolerance to foreigners whereas the Japs are xenophobic.

With the sheer number of desert people moving in, you'd almost think it was a giant patch of desert.

>no culture

There is no country on this planet with a comparable concentration of orchestras, opera houses and theatres. Just shut the fuck up.

germans have no culture

germans have no culture

>be czech free ride on german culture for 1000years
>be shit at brewing beer
>has to get help from bavarian monks to brew beer
>brew good beer on german soil
>get """independece"""
> czech (german) culutre is surpreme
>czech (german) beer is better than Germanys

On paper we are among the best countries on earth, in reality it's not so great.

>tfw had to spend 1k years in same Reich as subhuman cultureless Krauts
>get liberated by Soviets and introduced to actual culture
now mfw some fagtrash from Rheinland that doesnt even know where Bohemia is on the map talks
shit about my country

germany is one of best places to live on earth if i only was born there

Pilsen is in Böhmen or Mähren and that the shit you are so proud of.

Kinda feel honored that the only thing czech can be proud of is German beer brewing skills

USA

also bavaria is best german region

Brewing beer has been long tradition before that.
Budweis (Budweiser) for example got granted brewing rights in late 13th century

Pilsen was an unfortunate accident when brewing rights were granted without issuing any
control over the quality of the beer, so when people started brewing shit to get wasted for free
king had to put stop to that by inviting some faggot who has not been affected by Pilsen shit
brewing yet.
So he invited someone from distant lands of Bavaria (Bavarians - not lowly Germans)

fyi
its widely accepted that Bohemia had 3 major golden ages
13th cent Premysl Otakar II. (Czech dude)
14th cent Charles the IV. (Lux dude who abandoned his Lux ways for Czechism)
then the Germans came
then the Germans left
immediate golden age in form of 1st Czechoslovak Republic
then the Germans came again

see any correlation?

America if you live in the South.

>be czech
>switch history until it sounds right in your head

The poles do that too, must be a slav thing.

another Slav tradition is annexing vast lands of German states.
Thank

hold up

>lel genocide is funny :DDD
>how dare you call them polish death camps!!!

Netherlands
UK
Japan
Switzerland
Denmark

>Denmark

heheheheheheh

Hey Dederik, don't you have some dams to build?

Yup, this.

why, user?