Be me, 16 year old pretty much betafag but at least 7/10 (pic not related)

>be me, 16 year old pretty much betafag but at least 7/10 (pic not related)
>think im a metalhead, school thinks im an emofag
>im pretty much an emofag
>listen to death metal all day every day, nobody else at school is into it
>nerds are friendly with me, but still off-put by what i see as a dark sense of humor, but is just emofag shit
>be freshman year
>new girl at school, call her K
>8/10, piercings and black lipstick
>wears leather jackets, even in summer
>emofags wet dream
>lots of guys trying to talk to her, but shes not interested
>whole school assumes lesbian
>a month goes by
>brother is a senior, and total alpha
>only common ground is that we both like to watch MMA
>fight coming up
>brother knows i am crushing hard on K, so offers me his ticket
>pressures me for a week (im a total pussy)
>eventually give in and take the ticket
>go to ask K, but im a nervous beta, shaking and stuttering
>manage to spit out "do you want to go to a fight?" while waving the ticket in her face
>slip because im clumsy, shaking, and probably retarded
>headbutt K in the face
>break her nose, blood all over
>she thinks i did it on purpose
>suspended for a week, school says she could press charges for assault
>fucking kill me now
>back to school and K approaches me
>nose is bruised, and a little bit crooked now, but still insanely hot
>asks if i still have that ticket
>K is a freak, and likes guys that make bold moves
>tells me "if you ever hit me again I'll castrate you"
>Go to the fight and have a blast
>She into punk rock, but interested enough in metal
>go to more fights and metal shows
>im the luckiest emofag in the world
>K and I hook up, but im too beta to ever try for more than making out
>halloween junior year, we sneak into a graveyard
>exploring and making out on graves, shit is getting super hot and heavy
>close to midnight
>K digs in her pocket, and pokes me in the chest with a condom
>im shaking again

long story. probably 1 or 2 more to come.

Bump

fuck off beta cunt

bump.

>rating yourself 7/10
lol

and like the giant faggot you are, you didn't pre-type, did you, OP?

What's your favorite death metal band you autisticrat?

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>decide not to lose virginities in a graveyard at midnight on halloween
>not looking to summon a demon or some shit
>end up going to a park and listening to the new paths of possession album
>its awkward, but feelsgoodman
>after, she whispers in my ear "two blackened hearts have become one"
>eventually graduate
>she goes to school, i start working for a PI
>mostly process serving, but i do some surveillance
>k graduates and goes to work as an admin
>her boss is a big fat man hating lesbian
>K and i get married
>life is good until i lose my job
>PI has been doing some shady shit and lost his license
>im out of work for 2 years
>wife comes home from work one day
>tells me there is someone else
>tells me they haven't done anything, but she wants to be with them
>devastated
>start yelling and screaming
>make some threats
>wife locks herself in our room, says we can talk when i calm down
>next day, wife is at work
>im jealous and angry
>take binoculars and shotgun microphone to her work to do some surveillance
>did this sort of work for years, i am a fucking ninja
>wife is in her bosses office, crying
>landwhale comforts her lets her stay in her office all day and just lay on the couch

what will follow could easily be seen as the story of how i ruined my life

OP
you are the biggest beta faggot of all time

fucking continue fag

op dead?

op is dead rip betafag

Op gere
F DF bthwgame!!!! Lol

the fucking suspense!!. please do continue beta fag

op kill your self
or keep going

Type faster faggot.

>wife doesnt come home
>call her fifty times, no answer
>get pissed, and go out drinking with friends
>getting shitfaced, getting rowdy
>start a fight and get thrown out of the bar
>making a ruckus in the street
>cops show up
>im belligerent as fuck and completely inconsolable
>friends explain what im going through and cops seem sympathetic
>doesnt matter, because im in full-self destruction mode
>get arrested for public intoxication
>friends are not about to bail me out
>can't get ahold of wife
>spend the night in jail
>go home after release and wife is waiting for me
>bags are packed
>beg for another chance, blubbering and crying
>K walks out the door
>continue to spy on K during and after work
>follow her from work, she is going to her bosses house every night
>oblivious fuck that i am, im only just now getting suspicious of the landwhale
>K is not a lesbian, there is no fucking way
>still calling her every night, leaving desperate or angry voicemails, trying to get her to talk to me
>text message, from K
>its a photo of her boss in lingere
>"Stop calling K. Its over"
>pissed off, i jump in my car, and haul ass to landwhales house
>peeking through windows and shit
>K and landwhale are upstairs, watching a movie
>landwhale spots me outside

conclusion to follow

bump

xdddddddd

i want to see where this shit goes

>K starts screaming at me, calling me a stalker which at this point is accurate
>police get called
>another night in jail
>K only communicates through attorney
>divorce papers in the mail
>court date coming up
>cant bring myself to blame her so i blame the landwhale
>break into the landwhales house while they are at work
>break a bunch of shit, steal a bunch of Ks clothes
>im an inconsolable retard, bent on ruining myself
>landwhale and K come home for lunch
>phone starts blowing up with texts and phonecalls from K
>if i ever had a chance to get her back, i sure as shit blew it now
>K must have some level of sympathy for me
>doesnt call the cops again, but tells me to never contact her again
>divorce goes through
>cant afford apartment anymore so i move back into my parents basement
>cant find work
>criminal record
>too beta to start dating again
>fap constantly to pictures of my ex-wife and try to remember the good times


so there you go, im a little faggot that ruined my life and i should probably kill myself

K seems like a cunt dw bro

post a pic of her

fap to other shit to forget

have you tried out dating apps? like tinder?

ITT: a faggot making up stories because he was apart of one feels thread

trips dont lie

m8 its fine she a dumb cunt for leaving you

triple true

ill fuck you roar XXXXPPPP

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the most blatantly fake story i've ever heard

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Kill them both.

It's not like you have anything to live for any way.

But do it long range with a rifle, take out some bankers while you're at it.

Do some good for your country son.

every thing on Sup Forums is 100% real
you faggiot

Well the important thing is you aren't in denial about being a retarded beta faggot. Have fun wasting the rest of your life away in your parent's basement dreaming of days gone by like the faggot you are.
Just die and get it over with, loser.

post pics faggot this is how my life was supposed to turn out

More revenge might make you feel like less of a beta. If you're still in the 7/10 range go on Tinder or other dating sites, sex is really easy to come by (I'm probably around a 5 and it's very easy). If you're too nervous then drink some while chatting them up. Not saying become a full blown alcoholic or anything, but you need to get yourself out of this slump by any means necessary. Also, I'm in somewhat of a similar situation with finances, legal issues and ex wife.

How old are you now?

Maybe I should make a thread since my situation actually exists and isn't that far off from OPs. Oh wait, I don't hunger for attention from anons.

pics of K or didn't happen

what's a DW? I've heard so many people say this

I fucking hate dykes. You should acknowledge that shes a dyke now and get over it though. You just broke shit and stole clothes? Should have robbed that cunt for valuables. Good luck finding work, well depending on where you live it might be damn near impossible.

Don't fucking lie fag. No one on Sup Forums ever got this lucky. It's all an analogy for daddy's dick

This thread is bait.

All these fags saying tinder, dont be surprised if it doesnt work, I never found shit on tinder. You go to bars though eh? Thats better for hookups.

Rolling for this