Ok you dipshits. Prepare your dicks. AKA (Don't be hatin that you're masturbatin)
The FIRST thing you need to learn is that sometimes certain angles can be unflattering. So, some idiot comes on here and posts a bunch of my pictures from facebook, CANDID pictures of my caught off guard. I agree, these are terrible pictures of me, and they DO NOT represent my hottness. So, go ahead and have your laughs. But I'm just gonna show you how stupid you are by letting you see what I look like every day.
You should feel lucky I'm doing this, because these are CURVES you DON'T DESERVE
Adrian Nguyen
BAM!!!
Wanna call me ugly now???
Yeah. I didn't think so.
Sebastian Hughes
MILKSHAKE for white boys ONLY
Jose Phillips
Too busy jerkin it to type?
Yeah. That's about right.
Josiah Myers
Another day conquering Sup Forums morons.
Damn it feels good.
Brody Stewart
Do you need help getting back to the ocean? I don't think whales can survive for very long on land
Matthew Lee
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Thomas Rodriguez
Trolling this hard 0/10
Kevin Carter
>523787▶ >Do you need help getting back to the oce
spoke like a true Moby DICK fan.
Guess what captain Ahab.... YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS!!
Mason Reyes
I've already got enough cellulite, but thank you anyways.
Leo Wood
That is the finest potato I have ever had the privilege of wanting to chop into little chips and bake on high but I couldn't afford the gas bill for so many chips!!!!
Ryder Thomas
you haters crack me up. let's make a deal shall we? you stay here, on your site. and you leave my facebook alone.
yeah...
thought so.
OH! and for those of you asking for nudes....
**NOPE***
This is as close as you'll ever get.
Hudson Torres
....and on that note! I'm out. because unlike you internet dweebs. I have a life.
Enjoy!
Joseph Ward
tits or gtfo
Liam Cruz
>leave my Facebook alone Fucking kek
Adam King
What's the story on this. Was she raided or something?
Gavin Torres
also curious. She's ugly as fuck and her belly looks like Jabba the Hutt's nutsack.
But I admit. I'd probably fuck it
Hudson Scott
that 100% aint op but...
Christopher Nguyen
love the pistachos!!
Jace Cox
this is about a week old. some user shared a pic of a girl on his FB, and Sup Forums discovered her account was wide open and started commenting etc. girl came on here to prove that she was hot and not ugly. she posted a ton of nudes. 99% sure that OP isn't the same girl. But I don't know since these pics were not posted that night.
These seem new.
Ryan Howard
I remember this landwhale. Here's a nude she posted the other night.
Robert Evans
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William Powell
Fuck. This keeps getting worse.
Mason Gomez
What's her snapchat lol
Levi Edwards
I remember this bitch. Isn't she the one with the cheesy smeggy snatch?
Asher Martin
YEP!
John Rodriguez
Holy fucking shit.
Nicholas Richardson
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Jose Rodriguez
That pussy looks like a fucking abscess
Blake Campbell
Listen Hun, I know life is hard since you lost the ring. But taking your frustrations out on the innocent Anons isn't going to fill that hole that it left. I hope you come to realize that you should be focusing your anger on the filthy hobbitsis that stole your precious, and then maybe juuuust maybe you can find your peace. I'll pray for you.
Ryan Wood
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Sebastian Anderson
I'd honestly still fuck if I was high and drunk enough
Jonathan Miller
Same
Justin Stewart
You have very very low standards. Anyone on Sup Forums shouldn't think about fucking that. We are bad as a whole but not that bad
Samuel Bennett
I don't have the leisure of aiming high
Gavin Jenkins
> but not that bad
555-come-on-now
Cooper Allen
As flabby and fat as this pig is. I can take one look and tell you with all honesty, her cunt would be a delight to fuck. It would be wet and hot and tight. Just from.the fat lips alone. Most anons would cum after 2 or 3 strokes