Ok you dipshits. Prepare your dicks

Ok you dipshits. Prepare your dicks.
AKA (Don't be hatin that you're masturbatin)

The FIRST thing you need to learn is that sometimes certain angles can be unflattering.
So, some idiot comes on here and posts a bunch of my pictures from facebook, CANDID pictures of my caught off guard.
I agree, these are terrible pictures of me, and they DO NOT represent my hottness.
So, go ahead and have your laughs. But I'm just gonna show you how stupid you are by letting you see what I look like every day.

You should feel lucky I'm doing this, because these are CURVES you DON'T DESERVE

BAM!!!

Wanna call me ugly now???

Yeah. I didn't think so.

MILKSHAKE for white boys ONLY

Too busy jerkin it to type?

Yeah. That's about right.

Another day conquering Sup Forums morons.

Damn it feels good.

Do you need help getting back to the ocean? I don't think whales can survive for very long on land

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Trolling this hard 0/10

>523787▶
>Do you need help getting back to the oce

spoke like a true Moby DICK fan.

Guess what captain Ahab.... YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS!!

I've already got enough cellulite, but thank you anyways.

That is the finest potato I have ever had the privilege of wanting to chop into little chips and bake on high but I couldn't afford the gas bill for so many chips!!!!

you haters crack me up.
let's make a deal shall we?
you stay here, on your site.
and you leave my facebook alone.

yeah...


thought so.

OH! and for those of you asking for nudes....

**NOPE***

This is as close as you'll ever get.

....and on that note!
I'm out. because unlike you internet dweebs. I have a life.

Enjoy!

tits or gtfo

>leave my Facebook alone
Fucking kek

What's the story on this. Was she raided or something?

also curious.
She's ugly as fuck and her belly looks like Jabba the Hutt's nutsack.

But I admit. I'd probably fuck it

that 100% aint op but...

love the pistachos!!

this is about a week old.
some user shared a pic of a girl on his FB, and Sup Forums discovered her account was wide open and started commenting etc.
girl came on here to prove that she was hot and not ugly.
she posted a ton of nudes.
99% sure that OP isn't the same girl. But I don't know since these pics were not posted that night.

These seem new.

I remember this landwhale. Here's a nude she posted the other night.

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Fuck. This keeps getting worse.

What's her snapchat lol

I remember this bitch. Isn't she the one with the cheesy smeggy snatch?

YEP!

Holy fucking shit.

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That pussy looks like a fucking abscess

Listen Hun, I know life is hard since you lost the ring. But taking your frustrations out on the innocent Anons isn't going to fill that hole that it left. I hope you come to realize that you should be focusing your anger on the filthy hobbitsis that stole your precious, and then maybe juuuust maybe you can find your peace. I'll pray for you.

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I'd honestly still fuck if I was high and drunk enough

Same

You have very very low standards. Anyone on Sup Forums shouldn't think about fucking that. We are bad as a whole but not that bad

I don't have the leisure of aiming high

> but not that bad

555-come-on-now

As flabby and fat as this pig is. I can take one look and tell you with all honesty, her cunt would be a delight to fuck.
It would be wet and hot and tight. Just from.the fat lips alone. Most anons would cum after 2 or 3 strokes

Tits, timestamp, and cowbell or GTFO