The best living guitarist is a white women and there's nothing you can do about it

The best living guitarist is a white women and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>inb4 "soulless"

Who is this?

Filename

Not while this fucker's still alive.

Literally ~W H O~

>not even the best guitarist named David Gilmore

kek

>Mary Halvorson is an avant-garde jazz guitarist

Stopped reading there

I know this whole thread is bait, but Mary is a great fucking guitarist and she deserves more attention.

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Ahh. Maxime Res-Default. I've heard of her.

That's not Joe Satriani.

More like LePleb.jpg.

>a
>women

Listening to it. I really wish she knew how to add variety in rhythm more smoothly. The music ends up sounding far too straightforward rhythmically otherwise.

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That was an awful jam despite her skill.

Anyway everyone knows John Williams is objectively the best living guitarist.

This is great tbqh

I'd jam with her. reminds me of captain beefheart

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it's okay to be soulless
ironically, there are other soulless people to connect with

Is she autistic? Her eyes are strange.

holy shit that's bad, not even like good in terms of playing brown, like actual shit

I love Beefheart as much as the next guy, but he was a mad genius.
That being said, this chick's a terrible hack.

You niggers are crazy, this is pretty good.

Tommy Emmanuel

i dont like it and that's coming from a faggot who thinks ascension is john coltranes best album

Mary Halvorson sucks fucking dick. Her playing is so stiff, most of her playing sounds like a kid practicing exercises. Do you think anyone would care about her if she didn't have a pussy? Fuck no.

>being a misogynist
>2017

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This is a better example

hmm?

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mah complex composition and songwriting

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I'm sorry what?

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how wrong you are

Ben Weinman.

Fred Frith would like to have a word with you

kek

It's Mary Halvorson.

this is godamn awful, jazz is such a fuck sounding wank stain genre

that was not proper jazz

you're too patrician for this board kindly stop making good posts here

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DALE

normally i'm attracted to lesbians but that's a butch too far

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I'm guessing most of you have already seen this but it's always worth another watch. I had one of the best experiences of my life listening to this song on repeat while on a sailboat in the Gulf of Mexico after taking 60mg temazepam.

Its not misogyny if its true

I listened to her for a bit. She's good. "Greatest ever" though, lmao.

No you see user this is enjoyable, so it's shit

>NO AVANT-GARDE = NO SKILL

this

Damn that's pretty. A bit too much on the upbeat inspirational side for me, like it doesn't seem to have any bite to it, but that's just a personal thing. Dude's an incredible player.

some people find avant garde music enjoyable

Not a fan. Yeah he's skilled and it sounds pretty but why the need to shove as many playing styles into one piece? Feels tacky.

Now for technical perfection
youtube.com/watch?v=e30sfenIXJw

boring, he's not even the best legato player.

Larry Carlton.

One of the most boring guitar players out there.

Not even close, kiddo.

Miles Okazaki does that sound better, Mary Halvorson has no fucking swing in her playing. It's not like it's intentional either, you can tell that's just how she learned to pick. I love avant-garde jazz but she's really a mediocre player being carried by the fact that she's a female.

this is how it's done

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