What does Sup Forums think of this superior piece of technology?

What does Sup Forums think of this superior piece of technology?

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what in this picture exactly is a superior piece of technology?

$2000 facebook machine for women and hipster faggots

It's nice enough, they're having a laugh with the price though.

pretty tight with ableton

Well fucking said.

>$4300 for 15"
>$2900 for 13"

dat gimmicky touch pad bar thingy tho lol. it looks like some failed HP experiment from 5 years ago

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It's sad that they name this "innovation" but what's worse is that windows oems will copy the fuck outta this and will deliver better products within the next 2.5 to 3 years.

Borrowed my girlfriends one time .... Got robbed out of a car......then she broke up with me......

I've never heard of a better description of it in my life

macfag here.

i love my mac. never had any issues with it.

use it for AutoCAD, watching porn and netflix, and lurking in this shithole

>muh PC games
Fuck off with that shit.

not worth $2000 tho, u can get a same spec'd windows laptop and several hookers for the same.

I got a macbook air because I have no need to game on it and I felt like blowing money on something to check emails and write word, powerpoint, and excel documents. Threw some more money on the largest SSD.

Now I can sit in starbucks and see what feeling like a douchebag who squanders money away feels like. I'm happy with the overpriced laptop, could've bought a chromebook, but you know...options and shit.

didn't pay $2000

macbook pro 13"

paid $1100 in 2013

...... nobody cares

yea

What is this "hipster" thing people equate with macbooks? I live in seattle and I don't think I've seen any hipster that could afford a mac.

Also, believe it or not, There are other thing to do an a laptop than gaming. If you are into audio or video production then Mac is the best option. After my PC crashed for the 40th while recording a band I switch to mac and never looked back.

>after falling 40 times on my bike I switched to a trike and never looked back.

>if you are into audio or visual production then Mac is the best option
I don't think anyone is arguing that, but most people don't use their Macs for that, they just have it as an accessory to look cool and trendy. The funtionalily/specs of the computer doesn't matter to them, just the pretty shiny apple on the back
I respect when people use Macs for video/sound stuff but when they just use it as a facebook/studying machine it makes me giggle because they could spend a quarter of the price on an equivalent windows laptop

after taking a dildo up my ass for the 40th time I switched to real human dicks and never looked back

very inefficient space heater

Tape. use tape to connect the two...

ITT : everyone taking the bait

I paid about the same for a Pro in 2009. It's been a great machine. Still use it now, upgraded RAM and HD, easy to do little fixes like when the trackpad button started playing up.

Would I pay twice as much for something I can't upgrade or fix now? Nope.

Nope, sorry. Adobe premiere is way better on windows gpu acceleration and gpu rendering is also way better on windows.

how does the idiot bar or whatever you call it work when booting up in Windows?

Did you just lose the esc key and all f keys?

I could. Hardware outdated in every way, the only thing they got is the OS.

Thats still not a good enough reason to pay twice the price for a laptop that can fit into a manila envelope.

>13in
>$1100

>Inb4 muh final cut
Final cut is slow and shit with no backwards compatibility. No companies use final cut anymore, they pandered too much to consumers and ruined what made final cut a true professionals tool.

Oh! Douchebag is a blanket term for hipsters and beyond. Scenefag posers, mainstream kids addicted to the latest iphone, people who like pissing contests, individuals who think their snowflakes for buying one, and of course...faggots who wear tight pants. Can't leave out the adult children who think they're special for the products they buy. I just wanted to blow money and figured I'd see what the hype is about. Aside from emails and documents my niece is the one who uses it most playing the sims 4 and watching netflix.

Don't misunderstand me. I'm not better than you, I'm not an elitist of operating systems, just a guy who wanted to figure what the fuss was about. In fact, you may as well be more productive than me.

Trike is easier. does all bike can do only better

>Only 69.99$

Except handle.

Why don't you giggle at the people who bought windows laptops for school/social media when they should have bought a chromebook instead?

>macfag logic

...

SPECS ARE ALLLLLL THAT MATTERS!!!1!
specs>expierence!!!

XPS is god tier. Wipes the floor with macs

You think that all the MBP has is 2 thunderbolt and a headphone?

Oh, an Mac OS is a con, not a pro. It's slow as shit and ugly as fuck.

Those are slight differences. iOS is god-tier and undefeatable. It trumps every spec

Genius!

Except I think you may need an adapter to plug that into the new mac.

My friend has one and when you ask him why he bought it he says "it's just better you know". There are no arguments for you to say why apple is better than pc. Because apple simply isn't better. Literally the only positive of apple products is that you press one button and everything works... well at least most of the time. It has inferior hardware for sky high prices with not many options for customization. Apple products are on par with consoles.

Fuck, you're right. I never thought of it that way.

iOS? A phone OS trumps pc specs? wut. Am I being bamboozled

Get a grown up job, faggots.

so what's the best laptop Sup Forums?

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kek

>I like giving jews money for overpriced garbage with a shiny apple logo on it! :)

Depends on your needs There are laptops that meets all possibilities

and then there are macs

Macs exceed all possibilities

i7, 16gb+ ram, 512gb ssd+... thin, quiet

Either do i ...... Just thought id say it....for my own amusement.......

2800€ for the 15"

I don't wanna say it's overpriced. It's simply out of market.

Bootcamp drivers...

Or just don't use wincrap

Christ, man. Get off the welfare.

if you expect nothing

Is NO ONE pissed they got rid of the mag safe charger? It was LITERALLY one of the best things about the macbook

But it is overpriced.

If the market price for a laptop of similar specifications states that it should cost X amount and this new item costs X + X amount then it is, simply and by all intents and purposes OVERPRICED.

>implying

>i7
>quiet
choose one

No no, I can afford this garbage. The problem is you are one of those people who'd rather wear bad quality clothes made by child slaves in asia as long as it has a brand on it instead of buying a clothes that will last you but are cheap. You're the definition of a fuckboy.

I worked in Microsoft for 10 years.

My laptop is a macbook pro with Bootstrap windows partition and Parallels, I would not trade it for any windows laptop on the market except the new Razer Blade Pro. If mac stopped fucking around and made a decent 17 inch laptop even that would not be in the running.

Why? let me spell it out
It has very good hardware, especially the touchpad (gestures and scrolling is glorious)
MacOs is superior for regular web browsing thanks to the three finger swipe to scroll between full screen apps. Alt Tab in windows is shit in comparison.
With parallels I can code in windows, install the latest vs version and then roll back to a save point if things fuck up. Things fuck up every beta release, multiple times.
With bootstrap I have a generic windows laptop.

Final note, with the pascal chips coming to windows laptops my next laptop may very well be a 17 inch windows laptop. Fuck the mac people for killing their 17 incher and using shit graphics

Yeah

You keep forgetting that people without autism often prefer OSX over windows because it just works a lot more natively (well thought out user interaction), and their build quality is very very good and they are pretty good protected against malware (unless you are retarded)

Plastic laptops for pleb faggots

wasted trips

>MacOs is superior for regular web browsing
sriously, it can do that much? please keep quiet next time

"superior for regular web browsing "

As if ANYONE actually gives a shit about how quickly you can shift tabs, or move between applications if you have a system capable of outputting to multiple monitors.

"we've added the touch pad so you can swipe between applications" WOW fucking hell what a shitty addition and it'll only cost you a few thousand dollars. What a joke, they've literally added a horizontal iPod scroll wheel.

Apple should be taken out into the field and shot. Innovation my fucking arse

>build quality is very very good

BAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH! I've seen people drop and it shatter. Absolutely worthless trash.

They use avid, which is miles better on a Mac

If you think anyone in the industry uses Adobe Premier, you're an idiot.

The issue is most people are idiots who don't know what's good for them, and don't really give a shit that they're being handed a completely restrictive piece of shit both hardware wise and software wise, and paying for the privilege.

"because it just works a lot more natively"
What you said is just word salad. Windows just works too, and it runs a fuck ton more business applications than Mac ever could.

Their build quality is barely average if you factor in cost, and the fact that they don't have to factor in user upgrades or servicing, cause they know they're selling a piece of shit that only they can fix. It's easy to reduce costs when you know you hold the monopoly on possible upgrades or repairs.

"pretty good protected against malware (unless you are retarded)"
Exactly the same can be said about Windows computers, and guess what? If you get a piece of malware, you can boot into safe mode and remove it yourself. Rather than be fucked in the ass by Apple for the privilege.

innovation? nope.

however If you used a macbook touchpad on a regular basis you would know what I am talking about, the three finger swipe combined with multiple open google chrome browsers is fantastic for web browsing.

I have Sup Forums on a incognito video a video going in the next browser and windows visual studio full screen in parallels. Alt Tab is for the birds

I have always had windows and i've never had a virus on my computer except when my dumbass friend brought it on a usb stick. Getting a virus is a meme. (unless you are a moron)

>buying this retarded shit

I honestly don't think that split second changing tabs is going to change anything. Windows 10 implemented something like that, I removed it because it was fucking irritating.

If you want to switch from porn to work in a fraction of a second, well done. But I won't pay over the top for a gimmick that will save me literally tenths of a second for the cost of having to use OSX, which is actual garbage.

Tim Cook sucks too much cock to bring out anything decent. Face it. I'm using a 2007 MacBook pro w a 17" matte screen. The best computer I've ever used. Running 10.6.8. Mac OS X after 10.6.8 suck dick, basically, they're full of dumb iPhone like cosmetic improvements, if you want to call them that.

The last four computers I bought or built all run Windows 10. It's far from perfect, but it's not all that bad. Now I wish Adobe would abandon their subscription based model for Illustrator and Photoshop...

you forgot the part wich states "will work for 2 years and starts to degrade" on the xps.
and "Will last you for the next 8-10 years" on the macbook

you dare talk back to satan trips? shame on you.

Web browsing is what most people do most of the time in their laptop. The fact that macs do that better is important.

For the things that windows does better there is bootstrap and parallels, honestly the only real point windowsfags have to buy a windows laptop instead of a mac is the price.

Yes, macbooks are overpriced, but they beat cheaper or same priced windows laptops.

>drops electronic device
>it breaks
>OMG SUCH A SHIT DEVICE
Consumer laptops or any consumer device for that matter isn't designed with the idea "it will be used in a harsh environment where it will be dropped"

Buy a Panasonic ToughBook if your shitty arms can't hold 1kg for longer than 15 seconds. It even comes with a built in carry handle

Take precaution and care for your own shit. Don't blame your ineptitude on a manufacturer.

>Mac OS X after 10.6.8 suck dick
truth right here. Snow Leopard was bomb proof

You are fucking retarded

Hahaha no. Gaming, video editing or any kind of 3D work are also popular tasks people do on their computers. For reference my friend's macbook was $2,000. You could build a pc that can handle 4k gaming in high details on 60+ fps for the same price. He struggles to run cod4 on low settings. This will also reflect while working in 3D environment, video editing, etc...
Apple hardware is simply inferior. Maybe not by how well it's made but certainly by performance. Go ahead, prove me wrong.