ITT: movies that made you want to kill yourself

ITT: movies that made you want to kill yourself

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This.

Watch the entire Original Evangelion TV series back to back, then "The End to Evangelion" movie and you're become clinically depressed.

why did that movie make you want to kill your self ?

it's depressing and the car crash scenes are traumatic

Elephant Man

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i took a break from school for a week after EoE

avatar because i'll never be a navi :'(

what's the point of killing yourself if there's an afterlife - as this film posits?

The film was brilliant until the protagonist died.
Then it was so dull and so long that I barely could take it while sober.

This movie was fucking weird as fuck. Couldn't figure out what was even happening.

My familys home movies

A boy (Chris Pratt) falls in love with a girl (Jennifer Lawrence).

Unable to ask her to prom, he is gifted by a random man(Morgan Freeman) with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she wants to go down on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his best friend (Seth Rogan), he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After looking on facebook, he finds out that the girl he called using his Samsung Galaxy S7 edge is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this planet at all. She is the girl's robotic alien counterpart (powered by Windows 10), who has fallen in love with the MC's own robotic alien self(Powered by Linux), who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, ACTION ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CGI.

Directed by Guillermo del Toro.

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For the last 50 or 60 minutes yeah, because it just kept dragging and dragging.

Out of my way plebs

God fucking damn it I thought I was free of this when I left Sup Forums

You have to be high as fuck to enjoy this

Life

wait that's not a movie

you know whats up

Probably because you wasted actually time out of your life watching a shitty neo-freudian shitfest filled to the brim with meaningless symbolism and pretentious drivel.

All About Lily Chou Chou

Transformers 2
Cowboys vs Aliens
Sucker Punch
Repo Men
Grownups
Knock Knock
Predestination
The Girl Next Door (2007)

Scott pilgrim

Excellent choice.

Welcome to the Dollhouse
Happiness
Storytelling
Palindrones
and probably every other Todd Solondz movie I haven't seen
In the Company of Men
Your Friends and Neighbors
Antichrist

The Girlfriend Experience
The Canyons
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Wrath of the Titans
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Hall Pass
Zombie Strippers
Piranha 3DD

>neo-freudian shitfest filled to the brim with meaningless symbolism and pretentious drivel

what is wrong with any of that?

Nah, Ireversible made me, but I was already prepared for that one.

Also, 500 days if summer

There is no real substance. There is nothing intellectual to gain from it, unless your goal is to either A) Understand the work and it's influence on modern day japanese animation or B) View it as a satire of directors who attenot to make their films seem "deep" and "mysterious" by adding in a bunch of meaningless, vague bullshit.

I disagree, I think it did have substance and meaning and from an intellectual level it was very thought provoking.

That car crash kept scaring the shit out of me.
Good film though

Synecdoche NY

It's one of my favourite feel bad movies.

>It's one of my favourite feel bad movies.

Melancholia
Amour
Dogtooth

reddit OUT

NGE's symbolism is effective at viscerally tapping into something in the viewer's psyche, not relaying more subtley intended meaning upon thorough analysis.

So you didn't get it?

i was already almost dead after opening titles

Melancholia just annoyed me. They were all just irritating bitches.

I applaud this choice. This movie is nihilistic as it gets.

the dark knight rises

This happens to be the best cinematic experience of my life. Exactly what he said:

>original series
>end of evangelion

I've seen nothing better.

>Dogtooth
>feelbad

Nigga that was a hilarious dark comedy/satire for me.

>neo-freudian

C'mon. That's just bullshit and you know it. The whole series and movie are kino even if you don't use any interpretational grid to it. The Freudian ones are always the shittiest and are more related to your own ideas than the series/movie.

If you're asshurted, just read about Eva. The games have tons of info, I hear. It all makes sense, actually.

You're one of those "Anything that tries to be artistic or use symoblism is always pretentious" cunts aren't you?

True
I relates with the main character, but they were still all annoying

I think that was the point.

That may be, but it just made me lose interest really quickly.

hold up, I was gonna watch Piranha 3DD tomorrow night. Are you trying to tell me it's depressing?

Threads. I became depressed because I knew instantly I wouldn't survive for a day if our modern infrastructure would collapse. Better to just end it yourself if it comes to that.

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Since you mentioned Todd Solondz, are any of his other movies as good as Happiness? That's the only one I've seen and I liked it but the other ones didn't look as interesting

wat

That scene where people harras him as he's just trying to walk away always gets me

Dude..that fucking ending..

High level memeing right there

That's pretty much most people tho. Also, who the fuck wants to live in a post apocalyptic world? better off an hero an reincarnate in another world

Video from my prom 8 years ago that I've watched last week

>welcome to the dollhouse
Fucking a why was this even made?

Welcome

>Keit愛 OST

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>Keit愛 TVアニメ

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August is coming.

pls fuck off holy shit

I agree

thank you for proving te point of that film was shit

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Los olvidados of Luis Bunuel. Pure kino. Original ending btw

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Keit-ai poster, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fictional anime. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-aifag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


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