You come home from a hard

You come home from a hard
day of work. You open the
door to see this bitch on
your bed, what do you do
to her?

Try to return it for double my money back.

Eat dinner

She opened up the all night buffet

I'm married so I would assume something this obvious is some kind of trap.

cry

take off her socks

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Ask her, how the fuck she got into my house. Then give her a paper bag to cover that fucking horse face.

Go balls deep without protection. cum buckets in her

LOL

Fart on her toothbrush and how she likes being teased

Make her my slampiggy.

Fill her up.

Tell her to go make me a sandwich.

wake myself up from this unrealistic dream

Nicely done

I don't have a job.

Kick her out and then go to sleep with my bear plushes.

Bag of sand

Drop my pants and

The truth hurts.

poop on her chest

edgy

> awkwardly avert my eyes
> prenoodle leaks from pocket
> "S-sorry miss. Um... I didn't mean to intrude..."
> turning away, more noodles, now a bit of sauce leaks out
> corebreachimminent.jpg
> clumsily stumble back out of my own bedroom
> spaghetti globs already falling from pockets and orifices
> trip on shoelace
> copious rivulets of spaghetti now gushing forth
> begin to fall
> spaghetti supernova engulfs the house, threatening to drown both me and mystery (m')lady on my bed
> grab doorknob on way down
> open the door
> get on the floor
> everybody walk the dinosaur

>this

I say to her to get the fuck out and I go sleep

Bash her skull and stab her in the eyes with a screwdriver.

mfw

stick it in.

I'd say: What the fuck? I thought she was dead...

I need more girls like this for my personal research file folder
do you guys happen to have similar pictures?
similar face is the most important aspect

Quads are the correct answer.

Jeepers! This is now a GET thread.

anyone know this chick's name (married name)?

not positive but i think her initials are M.K. if so this pic was taken early-mid 2000's, she'd be mid 30's now.

She's kinda cute. Sauce?

Leave because I walked into wrong house and I'm pathetic

kek

expecting the edgiest answer?
I would just dive in and lick like there's no tomorrow

Demand to know what happened to my Wife