Have you ever had a girl whose pussy smelled noticeably or even distractingly bad? Bonerkiller level...

Have you ever had a girl whose pussy smelled noticeably or even distractingly bad? Bonerkiller level? Maybe even gag or puke level?

Yes. I still fucked her.

Thanks, now i'm gay.

You've always been gay.

Fucked a girl who's pussy smelled fine but tasted fucking terrible.

...

I've never had a lussy at all.

Smelled bad yes, almost a boner killer. Not gag or puke bad though thankfully. Still fucked it.

yeah.
she had bacterial vaginosis. smelled like fish. i could rub her pussy through her panties and my fingers would stink like fish. when i fucked her, i'd have white cottage cheese stuff on my dick (probably colonies of bacteria. neat!). i just wouldn't eat her out ever and i'd wash my dick in the sink afterward. also i was always sure to lay down a towel, otherwise i'd get creamy dickprints on my sheets.

i'm still fucking her. its been like a year. she has shit insurance and hasn't been to the doctor. its not a yeast infection because she's done the OTC treatment for that.

i guess i can't bitch too much because i call her over every week like clockwork and do the same old song and dance.

Nah. But I did fuck a chick who had shit smeared all over the inside of her ass cheeks. Didn't see it until I turned her over for doggystyle. Was trying to ignore it and figured we'd take a shower after anyway, but my cock slipped out of her pussy and I drove the head of my penis into the shit. (I had a condom on thankfully.) Obviously I couldn't put that shit-dick back inside her so I had to tell her...yo...you got shit all over your ass. And when I say shit I mean SHIT. It wasn't like a speck of shit. It looked like she had spread her ass cheeks and then sat down in a bowl of chocolate pudding.

I'm glad I've never fucked a woman before!

ew

Mind you, I've had sex with only 3 women ever. 2 had no smell, 1 smelled strongly of valerian. I don't know if that earthy, musty ass scent is normal or not

Effectively fucked the shit out of her.

That's truly disgusting. Tell her to wash her whole damn pussy with water, seriously.

Find a big ass syringe without a needle
Fill it with isopropanol
Shove it in her, inject
Sterilize that shit

i hadnt had sex in like a year and a half and some girl invited me to her house for new years eve...i drove there...we drank...ate...then she guides me to the bedroom. starts sucking my cock...like a 4/10 bj. then gets her clothes off...climbs on top...everythings fine til i throw her over and start pounding her from behind...all of a sudden the smell of piss and smoked salmon fills the air. i realize what the fuck is going on...boner immediately fades into a shriveled micro-peen recoiling in horror back inside my body. instead of telling her that her vag smelled awful and literally sucked the boner out of me i faked like i was still upset about my last breakup and this "didnt seem right"...tell her not to worry and i'll get over it. she still to this day calls and wants me to come by...but i always make excuses.

my friend andi still call her "PASSy"...piss and smoked salmon.

Greentext plz. That's pretty hot

Also I've had this happen with maybe 4 or 5 chicks. Probably a pH imbalance

No, but one of my exes pussies smelled like straight up strawberries... my current girl's smells like pineapple but she drinks pineapple juice by the damn gallon... She will go through a gallon in a week or less just by herself! I don't know how the fuck she doesn't gain weight from all that sugar, but I'm not complaining.

Yeah, big fat chick and by fat i mean around 370 ish pounds

I was fucking her because she was rich and ahe had a ton of perks.

So pulled her panties down and the smell was unbelievable and indescribable.... it didnt smell like pussy or fish or anything vagina like at all.. it smelled like some sort of acid or corrosion mixed with moist and sharp sent.... god that was the nastiest thing ive ever stuck ny dick into.. idk man that shit knocked me back the first time i smelt it... like it made me lean back about a foot away and it was like someone had punched me in the face.


Never again. Not even if her family is worth 7mil and her grand dad is about to die.

Fuck thatt.

that's the worst advice I've ever heard

doesn't work that way unfortunately. i'm studying biomolecular chemistry, and i've done a bit of research into her particular issue. its something that is fixed with antibiotics. douching is actually a pretty unhealthy thing to do. plus it would just remove a little bit of all the bacteria. nothing would change overall. she just has a particular strain of bacteria that dominates her vaginal flora. if she took antibiotics, all of the bacteria would die off and healthy bacteria could repopulate.

there's not really any other solution.

i'm still putting up with it though, for some fucking reason.

If she's a burger she could probably qualify for osamacare

get fish antibiotics. literally can buy them from a pet store for $10 and they are exactly the same antibiotics your doctor prescribes. they have fishflex which is cephalexin and fishmox which is amoxicillin. you're welcome.

also for vaginosis, Metronidazole is the preferred antibiotic.
aka fish zole

PASSy

lmao

Not so much had as in went to her house and fooled around.

>go her place.
>lots of kissing groping
>kiss chest
>Kiss belly
>Decide to move head down to her cunt area(she still has panties and jeans on)
>Face about 3 inches away from cunt
>Instant intense nose hair burning full blown fish market reek smashes me in the face.
>recoil back while trying to keep it cool so she dont notice
>kiss a few more times but dont go a step further.
>never go near her again.

The dirty musty smell of an unkempt vagina only serves to arouse me further. Imagine as the intense odor, like that of formaldehyde, works it's way into your sinuses. Simply divine.

its more that she's got some stupid ass fucking back-and-forth "my dad has two jobs and the insurance is fucked up" but she just doesn't seem to mind that much or something? like, i'm trying to get her on birth control because we do the pullout method (i'm on testosterone and she's got a family history of PCOS and infertility, so i'm not really super worried, but still)

in my mind, i'm like "what the fuck why would you not be on that shit like donkey kong?" i would be pestering my parents non-fucking-stop until i had a prescription in my hand for birthcontrol and antibiotics, but with her its been months.

explain that fucking shit.

she's got a penicillin allergy. webmd says "Metronidazole, clindamycin, and tinidazole." i fucking doubt she'd be willing to take any drug that isn't from a pharmacy. piggy backing on the insurance thing, i'm sure she'd say "well my dad is supposed to be getting our cards in 3 weeks" or some shit.

also, correct me if i'm wrong but fish antibiotics don't have the same standards as pharmaceuticals. by which i mean they have higher levels of heavy metals and shit. i feel like i've read that somewhere.

What if I told you...... therapy helps bro

As long as the only ingredient listed is the antibiotic itself you are fine. It is quite common that people take them due to insurance or even survival preppers. Some doctors if they know you have no insurance can get you "sample" drugs or even a generic prescription that even without coverage will cost $5.

Yeah recently in Hong Kong.. Hooked up with a pretty cute girl really nice body, went down to eat her out and goddamn... nah man.. still fucked her but lost my boner a few times.. yuck

>be me
>summer '07
>got a new chick
>nothing special but a solid 7/10
>great tits and a plump little dumper
>sleeping in because no work
>get a call
>"user I thought I had work today butttt I don't so I'm coming over"
>k
>she comes over
>we basically get to fooling around straight away
>she starts sucking me off
>I eat her out a little bit
>no idea how I managed not to smell the shit sitting just below my chin and between her ass cheeks
>get to fucking in the missionary position
>she's loving it
>cont...

Recently

>Be me work study at my uni
>Cleaning girls dorm areas
>See a fuck buddy
>Fuck buddy is a white latina
>Has brown eyes and long black hair but that Spanish accent and blue eyes though
>"heyyyyy"
>Stop ditching class
>"professor canceled so he gave us some packet to print"
>bullshit about 4 minutes
>"so you wanna..?"
>sure I could use a quicky
>getting hot to trot
>About to insert myself
>then out of nowhere this oder
>this fucking odor
>Whole body stiffens up and my little Man drops
>This fucking odor
>"what's wrong?"
>Look at her and I shit you not I felt like I was hallucinating
>Could've sworn she was a goatman or Windigo
>The fucking odor smelled like a dead animal mixed with some cheese smell
>she just stares at me
>I get up and go back to work
>end up gagging in her bathroom
>"user..? I-Im sorry"
>I'm pretty sure you need to go to the doctor
>turns out she's fine but has pretty heavy flows and shitty cleaning habits after working out
>plus last couple times we did it, never bothered to clean the semen or showered for that matter

What if I told you that you are a faggot.

>cont...
>I flip her over
>uh-oh...
>notice the shit smeared between her ass cheeks
>decision time
>I decide to go for it
>thinking we'll just jump in the shower that way I won't have to embarrass her
>gonna have to do this quick before I lose my boner
>turbo mode
>my dick slips out and slides along her ass crack
>head of my cock goes straight into the shit
>now I've got shit-dick
>decision time again
>can't put it back in her like that
>decide to tell her
>"oh my god user I'm so embarrassed"
>she runs to the bathroom
>cleans herself
>I think it's kind of funny
>she comes back
>I've put a new condom on
>we end up finishing what we started

And that's it. That's my story of shit-dick.

Yes, hooked up with big assed curvy chick off of CL. She had just been out at the club drinking and dancing all night (it's about 3am at this point). I tell her to shower before I come over but she just keeps drinking.

When I show up she smells a bit ripe but I figure I'll go for it anyway. Get her shirt off and hit with a wave of BO, so I push her down thinking doggy style will be easier (big mistake). When I get her panties off all I can smell is a combination of stanky vag, body order and wet ass. Decide that I've changed my mind, pull my pants back up and go to leave saying "I just wasn't feeling it". She gets pissed as hell and says "I sucked your dick, the least you can do is eat me!" causing me to mentally vomit a bit and just leave.

I got angry messages for days after.

Had a gf that had a very pungent smell after half a day of doing anything. At first I didn't mind because I was a horny teen, but after a while I just dreaded going near it. Still fucked her, just no foreplay. She dumped me after a while, I suspect for someone who didn't mind the fucking smell.
Whatevs. My wife's pussy is delicious.

No, and it means you are an exceptionally poor judge of personal hygiene, which also means you should probably take showers more often and clean your nethers on your own body, being a poor judge thereof and all. I've never met a woman who was religious with makeup and scent that wouldn't have immediately taken care of that, holy shit. Healthy pussies should have a nice salty tinge of flavour to them as well.

Not going to lie I enjoyed your story. It's one of those things that's hot in porn when nothing else is doing it for you, but in person it's "shitty".

>university, in a certain class
>have this one chick who always sits next to me
>the moment I have my hands on the table, she awkwardly tries to touch it with her finger - resulting in a hand fondle
>her hands get really sweaty after a while (she is a rather cold girl so her flushed face is instantly readable)
>after class, there is always a weird smell of pheromone
>don't want to bring it up as she seems to be quite focused on the hand thingie and I am a pervert enough to pop a boner every time

Dunno, if she gets that wet the moment the hand holding begins, I fear what happens when she gets action.

I didn't find it all that hot. I did, however, have a girlfriend fart when I was plowing her doggystyle and something about that turned me on for some strange reason. Just something about her looking back and saying "I have to fart" and then doing it, watching that little b-hole wink... got me hard as diamonds.

You college/unifags should know better by now. Them girls probably already fucked 10 guys or more by now.

Tell the smelly bitch to go to fucking Planned Parenthood, BOOM! $10/mo birth control and $35 for a vag exam and on the spot antibiotics.

Fucking newpussyfag

Nope, only clean ones although they all smell terrible when on the period.

my current gf had that issue when we first started fucking. really bugged me and I even considered breaking up with her, partially for that reason. She's super hot though (she gets posted here often actually) and so i decided to just nut up and let her know how i felt about it. She started using summer's eve in the shower and everything is 100 now

He's pretty spot on, antibiotics followed by probiotics is the best option. Sometimes adjusting pH levels in the body is effective.

I've had the same thing happen but only during summer. It's probably coming from few things together - a) girl smokes a lot, b) heat and sweating, c) taking a piss and not wiping properly, d) of course not fucking washing every day and night, e) drinking and eating junk... She wwas really thin but the smell was so fucking disgusting I can still remember that after 10 years.

I've never seen an asshole so close to the vagina before. Looks weird af.

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Virgin detected

Where are these pics you speak of?

bad wiping skills is not a ph imbalance.

Wtf you talking about nigga

I'm convinced that if one's first sexual experience is with a truly rank pussy, that experience can turn an otherwise straight dude gay.

I have a gay friend who, to this day, swears that's what happened. When he tells the story, he makes a face of genuine, involuntary disgust as though he's reliving it.

PLANNED
PARENTHOOD
$10 BC
$35 PUSSY CULTURE +BIOTICS

If you've talked to a number of gay men about pussy you'll start noticing they all make that face.

That isn't what he's saying. He's saying the story of shitty ass cheeks is hot. And he's saying that he's encountered smelly pussy before, probably the result of ph imbalance.

One time while I was at work I used to work for a housing association maintainance team. We used to try and fuck all the single mothers who lived in the houses we were working in have competitions try and fuck the girl your mate had fucked the week before and shit. Anyways on a particular Friday morning I was as horny as fuck. In one of the houses we were working on there was this fucking rank ugly skinny girl who lived with her dustbin man boyfriend. I thought fuck it ilk break the rule and try and fuck an attached girl as soon as binman fucked off to work I was in there. It took about 20mins of bullshitting her and I was trying to stick my fat cock in her mouth. She accepted it straight away. She gave me about 15 seconds of the worst bj ever. Fuck It dove straight down her thong and started licking her bald cunt . That was until the sour taste of this smelly cunt registered with my brain. So fuck that I was still rock hard so I stuck my cock in her bareback and filled her with my seed. Told my mate all about it. I turned round and he had gone straight to fish fucks house. An hour later he came back and he'd fucked her. On way home the binman was coming home himself. We both waved at him and he waved back saying alright lads did the daughter make yous a cup of tea.
>Looked at each other
>binman was about 28 at most
>binman has daughter
>binmans daughter was 12

...

one time in Korea i boned a ho from the bar scene in Songtan and her pussy smelled awful. i'm lucky i didn't get the aids

#Bacterial vaginosis killing straight dudes boners world wide

Yes I have, noticeably in fat women.. Fat women tend to have a certain bad pussy smell to them, sometimes even in public in a Starbucks line, i can smell the fat woman's pussy standing in front of me.Its rather strong at times, depending how fat they are and what they wear, Like
If they are wearing sweats or spandex, the smell just travels wherever they walk.

ITT
>what's that smell?
>She just smells fat

Yes, i've been with over 70 women, most are fine but ive smelled some bad, some really good, and inbetween.

I hate the butt smell from behind if it isn't clean Its a turn off. I enjoy the good hormonal smell though thats hot.

my current woman is perfect in every way.

one story in particular was kind of odd.

she was Ok looking, big boobs, big soft ass, brunette thick but not fat... she was on top of me and as she would ride the air would be poushed up from between our stomachs....

it wasn't an awful smell like puke inducing, but it was a weird smell, a turn off yes, but it was weird, I remember wanting her to get off so I could finish and roll over. that was like 10 years ago and I have never smelled that smell from anyone else.

Fug sake

id rather have shit on my dick than my hands for some reason

Yep. Hit it raw dog. Got chlamydia. All my friends knew she had it too and never told me.

>brown eyes
>blue eyes
>mind = blown

I think the consensus is that fat chicks got that stank puss

I'm a fatfag, slimming down because I'm a fucking adult and care about my health now. Girlfriend/future wife is a 6/10 normally, has gained weight (was hefty before, would be a 6 or even a 7 if in shape, but now dangerously close to hamplanet) from my old eating and cooking habits and now a solid 3 or 4 due to fat distribution and having a round facial structure naturally. We are both diet and exercising now, and the smell is easing up. Weight def has something to do with it.

Used to smell like sweet salty goodness. Now it's a goddamn fish market and she complains that I never eat it, and I can't bear to tell her it smells like piss and rotten fish now. When I can force myself to ignore it (drinking usually) the taste is fine, maybe a little urine from the start, but I try to hand start it to get things flowing and cleaner before I dive in.

My ex was not hamplanet, but def fatter than my current when we started dating, and she was straight garlic and onion fishy badness. Never ate that

Kek

...I'm not even sure what I'm looking at right now

put this in her pussy

I call this the blue waffle

How do you get your gf's pussy to smell good? I straight up told her I can't eat it and now she's sad and doesn't know what to do

citric juices. orange, pineapple, grapefruit. no more redmeat. God damn yall fuck some nasty naive sluts.

I can't believe I hadn't seen that not even once. It's obviously either their diet or need to see their obgyn if it stinks like what yall are talking about. or you are obviously faggots that just need the smell of other nuts and assholes. Juice, citrus, no more red meat. that simple

yo hoe I learned some shit right, coconut oil is a good lube because by nature it is an anti bacterial!
> slather dick in coconut oil
> fuck pussy vigorously as God intended
watch as stink goes down after a few fucks, and if you have fordyce spots those will clear up too!
can use edible oil because that is better for your skin in general. also massage her because it will help clear acne on your face/body and is an excellent moisturizer

>finding a fart "hot"

how did you not know she was 12 user? genuinely curious

Yeah I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with me, but then again... we're all on Sup Forums, so...

that is oddly specific

putting up with it cause you probably love her

Pounded a 39 year old from behind in her kitchen couple years back. The smell could've attracted walruses and penguins and I live in Texas. Blew huge load on ass and left.

very true user

Ahhh.. remember seeing this picture long time ago. Always thought it was really disgusting but when I started noticing that there are small spiders and insects on her dirty ass I became interested in why they are there. Am I the only one seeing this? Didn't have the time to read all the comments but damn.. it really makes me wonder what was going on in this picture

How hard up are you ....kick that shit to the curb

First pussy i fingered when i was 17
Smelled like fish and public toilets
Made me think all pussy smelled horrendous
Didn't want to fuck her because it smelled so bad, so settled for a handjob

Dated a freshman when I was a senior, she was hot as fuck, no idea how I hooked up with her, no sex
I graduated, went into the military, home on leave, see her with a kid, has a blonde afro and big lips, uh-oh, she was 17, married, dropped out of school, husband was deployed, National Guard, in Afghanistan, I was in the Air Force, she asked me for dinner, chicken nuggets and Mac and Cheese, great cook, kid goes to bed, she wants to hook up
She gets naked, I am hard as a rock, like a fucking dream come true, she sucks, strokes, rubs, all I can do from yelling "that she blows", I tell her I don't have a condom, says it's OK she prefers anal, I was hoping to hit that snatch, she still had panties on, I pull them off, shit, something hanging off her pussy, can't see great, light is low, what is that, "oh I have real bad warts" fuck, OK ass it is, she takes a shit, is crying, you OK, yeah, just so happy, bends over on the bed, blood on her leg, open her cheeks, big, no huge bunch of hemorrhoids hanging there like grapes, smell hit me, covered in shit, shit and blood inside her cheeks, shit in her ass hair, pieces of toilet paper, what I am pretty sure is her hole is open, red, swollen and bloody, got shit juice leaking out and dripping on the sheets, but the smell, like a sewer, an old full dumpster on a hot day, rotten meat
Hard on is gone, long gone, not to return
I sit down, thinking fast start to cry, tell her I am home, because I brought a buddies body back from the War, can't do this, his wife, kids, family, crying, his body in a coffin, saw him go down, nothing I could do, can't do this
She holds me, understands, how about we just cuddle, OK, need to use the bathroom, her kid starts crying, lock the door, climbed out the bathroom window, put my clothes on in some guys front yard, ran down the street, called a taxi, blocked her on e everything
Close call, can still smell that swamp, surprised i didn't heave up that fine dinner

Vaginas are all gross.

I prefer fucking them in their butts. "this way we can have sex but you can still stay a virgin".

Works on 7th graders all the time lol

Walking down the hallway at college 2 days ago.
Just me and another chick walking in at the same time. Let her through first & slow pace to let her walk ahead a comfortable distance in front of me, cause turning off to the industrial wing soon
>too much unecessary setup information wtf
>anyway
>chick wearing what else, the standard uniform for all tredny shitbag girls, fucking stretch pants and shitty uggs...
>wait...
>stop hey what's that smell
>everybody look, what stinks like hell


Holy fuck girls need to start wearing pants again. Bitches rotten cooch was reekin up the whole hallway through her fuckin spandex.

And what the fuck is with every dumb cunt having to dress exactly the same? Do they not see how fucking retarded they look?

she's a slut who has a LDR boyfriend two states over. she's been cheating on him with me this whole time.

however, she comes over often enough to fill the "girlfriend" needs i have. its reliable sex that i don't have to work for. i don't have to ask her about her day and she doesn't ask me about mine. we're friends who just so happen to fuck every time we hang out.

as more and more time is spent with this girl, the more i wish i would cut her loose and pursue a real girlfriend.

she's so fucking dissimilar form me its a fucking shock i've gotten this far. i was horny and drunk at a party and decided to hit on her and got her number, then dated her and then fucked her. and i'm still fucking her.

i don't find her attractive physically. i've asked my friends and they say she's pretty. my brother says she's hotter than my last girlfriend.

she's boring. she's basic. but she's a wet hole that i can masturbate with at least once a week.

there's no maintenance. no cost. she drives herself here and drives herself home. she only stays the night if i ask her to.

what the fuck am i doing with my life?

just wait til your life is exactly the same except no one is fucking you anymore and every chick you meet for 4 straight years is married and you realize your fucking options are zero and all the cute sloots think you're old.

time makes fools of us all, user.
enjoy the next couple years, it's all you've got.

Why are you fucking kids?

i miss high school in a way.

real life sucks. everyone is awful.

Yeah it makes sense, some kind of trauma is often behind. There was a similar story told by a guy who was a such flaming faggot. He only had sex with one woman when he was 17 or something and now he's grown up old ass man.

Duh, because /btard. Everyone here is a fucking pedo.

Now my turn to ask a question. Why are you unable to identify sarcasm?
...even when it's punctuated with a "lol" for your benefit?

I fingered a girl that smelled like rotting trout , it was very bumpy like not ribs like normal . I didnt fuck her or eat her .. she was half retarded i think because she was giggling and saying it tickled when i fingered her ... Then she asked me why my balls were puffy.

first I ever stuck my nose in. I stopped.

Yeah, one time I got this chick, she was pretty hot but crazy, got her ass handed to her in a previous relationship kind of crazy. Had a few beers in hers then fucked her. When I put my dick into her puss it broke some sort of seal. It smelt really bad. Like a sink plug that needed cleaned out. Boner died and I went to sleep. Woke up the next morning and turned that woman inside out. Almost left her a paraplegic. It was good times =)

Because binman father told us he had a 12 yr old daughter in earlier conversation

No you're not