Wake up

>wake up
>see this
What do?

suck it

Service daddy's big cock

...

bite it off

Come on OP reply, I know it's what you wanted

get a scalpel and cut that fucking weird looking thing to make it look and feel better because it's unarguably the right thing to do.

inb4 jews

It is...

basically, a gay 12 year old gay faggot posts a random gay porn pic asking for advice about how should he masterbate his tiny gay flaccid saggy penis

how gay

Fucking hell! That's huge

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Pull out my .50 cal AR15 and shoot the HELL outta that damn thing. I ain't a fag! Close call, but thankfully I always have my fag destroyer at hand.

Say "dad can't you wait an hour until my alarm goes"

Can't everybody just gangfuck me?

oh shiiit

I know right? Daddy's packing heat.

Then you'd be heading the same way you started, retard. You mean 180

you're cute, I would like to be there with you and play
what about your cock?

I love enthusiastic sluts

>Good thing I'm a faggot.
fixed it for you user

Holy fucking hell, I want to choke on that bad boy.

I'd punch the dick of the intruder and call the police on him.

Ah a newfag... I made a similar comment to yours when I saw someone say 360 as well. It's okay, you'll get familiarised soon enough...

Lol you are a clever man, you deserve a reward faggot

But then you'll punch yourself in the mouth because that's where its going.

Pretty much this

If that thing goes near my mouth without my consent, it's gonna get bitten off.

Rape my holes daddy xx

Smoke it

kik: prismatax

Worship daddy's dick like a good little slut, till I get my treat,

or you can use my bottom