Whats the most unusual place you jacked off in?

Whats the most unusual place you jacked off in?
Did you get away with it? caught?
>roommates in apartment 99% of the time
>drive to nearby office parking lots and jack off in the night
>do this every 2 nights until I move out

Used to work at a place with an empty cubicle no one ever used, I'd jerk off there with stuff taken from the employee lockers. Never got caught. Filled up a lot of wadded up tissues during my time there. One girl left a pullover in her locker and I turned that into my jizzrag.

Bump. Also, my friends house once when I was 14. They had a triple bunk and I was sleeping on the bottom. I jerked off as quietly as possible as my friend and one of his step bros were sleeping. Covered cum with hand. The next day his other step brother complained about cum being on his bed. I went over and drastically searched for a cum stain. There wasn't any. Turns out he was just joking. Good thing he never knew that he was actually right about me jerking off in his bed...

Damn. I'm trying to think.

Jacked it in sleeping bags on my mates bedroom floor loads. Hanging out the top floor window naked at a party once. In the woods loads. While driving my car plenty of times. At toilets at work. Also used to work in a shop and had keys. Stayed late loads of times and jacked it naked with rubber gloves on using one of the grills moisturiser as lube, everywhere in the shop. In the stock room when I worked in another shop. On the street in front of my house. Back garden. In the car when I was 13-14 whilst parked up on the main street at a holiday resort because there were some hot chicks like a dance crew stood around - I had my coat over my crotch, so many people about. Errrrrrr, probably loads more.

Working night security on a film set.
Bored af 3am. 12 hour shift.
Jerk off in bathroom of random arse apartment film set is located in.

I was drunk in my friends house. He went to his room to fuck his girlfriend. I watched them throw the key hole. Got Horny so I went to his attic and jerked off until I came on his carpet.

Only ever been caught once. I was walking up some bridal path through some fields and woods on the way home from my friends house one day. Sunny afternoon. Start feeling horny, nobody is about, decide I'm gonna jerk it. Take off all my clothes and start jerking it right there. Getting lost in the moment and suddenly heard horses hooves galloping up the track. Had to fucking leg it and leave my clothes there and jump over a bush. They stopped and saw me but couldn't give chase as I was in a field by then. Once the horse rider had gone I ran back, grabbed my clothes and fucked the fuck off outta there pronto!

Went to the hospital with a broken nose. Got Bored in the waiting room. Jerked Off in the hospital s bathroom.

Work truck at landfills

Parking lot of a post office. Had just gotten a porno mag at my mailbox and decided to check it out before I left.

Train, forest, field, toilet just about center of Moscow.

Sister's room

In the sea

>Be in small neighborhood
>Middle school in area, has woods
>Figuring out best ways to masturbate, when I get an idea
>Go out to middle school
>Hadn't been to woods, there's a big tree in the middle
>Decided to fap there
Did this per usual until a moved to my own home, still go to woods to fap on my free time.
Caught by random teacher once

The car after driving away from my therapist who just had a breast cancer treatment

You should be working jesse

I was in the back of an rg-31 (pic related) with a gunner, pasenger, and driver also inside as we were in the middle of a mission in afghanistan. The sun had went down, the pasenger and driver were facing forward, and the gunner couldn't see me. Diddt get caught. Shit was so cash.

Idk I tugged it on /d/ in the church shitter at my little brothers first communion

On top of a caravan/trailer listening to two people fucking the shit out of each other.

2am in the morning on a park bench - I had just fucked a 8/10 in a clubs restroom and she got me so hot I had to rub another one out.

Jacked it in a church bathroom. Yeah, I got away with it but not consciously. Always felt kinda bad about it but what can u do?

Checked. That's top kek.

Opposite the street of CP Tire.
What else am I gonna do walking around on New Years? Celebrate 2012 Right; Jack off in a parking lot.

Back deck of a tugboat at four a.m. How many fuckers can say they've jizzed into the Bering Sea?

I did it the woods in the middle of the night when I was camping

Both of my sister's bedrooms a few times. The woods while I grinded up against a tree. One time in high school (Scottish high school so I was like 14 or something like that) we were watching some documentary in geography with the lights off so I jerked it under the desk to the girl next to me without getting caught. Also jerked off in primary school a few times and once through my underpants under the desk. I've also fapped with friends.

You win

In my first year of college I signed up for a program in which I share an apartment with fellow first years I never met. On the first night I had a really strong feeling my roommate was jacking off next to me, his blanket covering his whole body, his legs knees raised under the blanket.
I also heard some feint noises. I decided to be a retard and think "everybody jacks off, it's no big deal" but in retrospect this was disgusting as fuck. Months later I got horny and jacked off while my roommates were a room away. They didn't confront me about it but they knew and probably heard.

Work, sometimes you gotta run one out in the bathroom. Also it's distracting to have a boner when doing paperwork

Do you moan to urself while jerking? Wanking for me is quiet mate i can do it next to my fiance in bed without her knowing

the sun had gone down and the moon had come up
in afghanistan, this marine jerked in a cup
with the driver, the passenger, facing the rocks
and thinking about his dad's big hairy cock

cuz he's going the distance
he's going for speed
he sucked a cock one time one time in his time of need

because he's jerking, and fapping, on mission of course
he's yanking, and tugging, he once fucked his horse
he's going the distance

Airplane bathroom ayy

Stroked it in the church basement, my aunts bedroom, my car while driving, at a library desk, in class, while swimming, while hiking, and probably more I can't think of.

This.

I jerk off beside the bed of my mom's gf went she was asleep and jizz on her hair

Satan was his motor probably

Not when I know people are around. Most of the sound came from fapping my dick alone and you could hear alot of things with ease in the apartment.

I used to work at a convenience store. One night after closing I jerked off into the glaze for the donuts....BOOM!

jerked of well a friend of mine was sleeping next to me.
jerked off in a friends sister's bed.
Jerked off in the woods with a stick in my ass
Jerked off dressed like a girl, in front of my window.
Jerked off in the chaning room of a pool
Jerked off streaming on chaturbate.

During class.

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Jerked and jizzed on my GF's, her sister's and mother's toothbrush in bathroom, then felt bad and rinced them a bit

did it once during a skype call with my ex-gf. we were arguing and then had one of those stages when we wouldnt speak to each other. I did it gently to some misty stone and got away with it. she never found out

Walked home from disco, following the railroad through the forest. Fapped wile making a rest on between the rails. But i would have seen a train way before it could reach me, it was not dangerous. Silent, dark, lonely

I jerked off of an observation tower in Arkansas

Either school toilets or clothing store changing room. Never caught.

I jacked off in a graveyard when I was 14 or 15. It was Halloween and I was with my girlfriend.

Hotel night auditor, used to jack it everyfuckingwhere all the fucking time there. One night I was actually Skyping with a girl and working it when a frmale customer came up to ask a question at like 3am or something - she must have been watching for a bit before she spoke up but told me to keep going and that her husband had just finished fucking her and how big he was and how she was still dripping. I didn't believe her until she reached into her pants and came out with white glazed fingers. I came so quickly that she almost missed it.

So, having one experience where I got caught and it was amazing and amazingly lucky, I don't beat it anywhere but where I'm sleeping.

Went to see a band the other night, was really crowded and dark, woman in front of me was dressed slutty and drunk as fuck, I get my cock out and start rubbing it on her arse, she doesn't know, I start to touch her arse and wank against it, still doesn't notice, start to grope her tits and arse, doesn't say anything, I cum on her arse and move away, greatest wank ever cumming while squeezing a random woman's tit in a crowd of people.

one time I was really horny and I laid my car seat down and jerked off in a busy Carl's Jr parking lot, but that's pretty much it.

Jerked off in a hobo meetup spot, luckily nobody was around.
The smell was really arousing for some reason.