I'm a head bartender in a 4 star luxury hotel

I'm a head bartender in a 4 star luxury hotel.
I also do a fuckton of drugs whenever I can...

Ask me anything..

What's your favorite drink to mix ?

how do you enjoy your colleagues? are they all snitches/snakes?
>worked in hotels for 5 years
>hated it so stole loads of shit
>also did loads of drugs

Do you survive entirely off tips?

Probably Old Fashioned, I've got stirring techniques beyond recognicion...

Colleagues are actually great.
Management is shit.

Colleagues complain about management and do drugs.
Management is oblivious on how to run some stuff, so we complain and bond over it.

Are you a bartender who does lots of drugs?

What's your view on genesis ?

No.
I average £1,500 on salary each month and about 200-300 extra a month in tips.

What is drugs?

Not too keen on Genesis.
Phil Collins as a solo artist on the other hand is genius.

No, the bible

>bible

you lost me

Genesis, in the bible

>bible

How can you hand out life advice if you don't read the bible ?

3 dubs in a row, thats why.

Ever taken advantage of a customer for anything, eg money/sex?

It doesn't make sense to me

Does overcharging a pound or 2 count when the customers are massive pricks?

I love customers who behave like cunts, just overcharge them and pocket some of their money

Yeah but we all do that, I mean like proper take advantage?

I'll dignify your comment with a response, but its the last time.
Grow up, learn to troll more subtely and then come back, I kinda feel sorry for you

I feel sorry for you since I got you to respond so much, but I'm happy you're putting the mic down, because that slowbeat showed a lack of effort

Not really other than this...
Don't need to take advantage of my customers to fuel my drug habbit (yet)... Its the only reason why I'd considder it.

What kind of drugs do you do?
How often are you yung over at work?

Weed/Hash every day
Coke every other day-ish
MDMA when going out, coke when coming down from MDMA

No drugs at work, got a little bit of work ethics...

Got any cute boys that come in

Wow how much do you spend on coke every month?
Do you feel the effects less after a while?
On what drugs are you now?

Nope, mostly elder couples, businessmen etc...
Room cost is a minimum of about 3-400 GBP a night.

Do you ever think about your future and how it might change?

Good Moscow mule recipe?

About 400 I'd say, I also offer and get offered whenever there's a sesh going.
Yeah of course, after a while you need a larger dose in order to get high again, especially with MDMA...
At the moment, toking some hash...
Evening only just started...

I've got a plan.
After a good 3-4 years of experience in my current place I know I can move on to a very high profile bar and make even more money. Head bartenders in very luxurious hotels make a shitload of money.

And if dope takes over before that, I guess I'm fucked.

sugar lime mint ginger beer and crushed ice, enjoy.

What does your lovelife look like?
Is it effected by the drugs?

Tbh, sounds like a sweet ass life you've got there or is it Different?

You work in a non-alcoholic bar?

Drugs is more than likely helping it.
I'm the guy at a house party that shows up with quite some gear, sharing it...
Women seem to love free drugs, someone they think is "important" and sex, so I've got no problems there hahaha...

The only sniff that makes me lose my sexual appetite is Mandy, but I guess that goes for the most of us...

No, I just assumed that everyone who knows a moscow mule, knows what goes in it...
Got the impression you were 12 so I gave you the mocktail version.

I'm enjoying my life, I've got an excellent social life, good job and a nice place to live...
Can't complain.

Calm down, junkie.

Would you ever try other drugs like 2cb or lsd?

would you think im a fag if i ordered a long island iced tea?

how alpha do you think i am considering my favourite cocktail is a dark and stormy?

What do you think is the perfect ratio for a martini?

Sure the drugs are great but how do you feel when you comedown and realize your a bartender and had dreams and aspirations as a child, only to give them up for more drugs.

Don't try to ruin his high man, you're ruining this thread

OP, I'm not gonna be that guy who tells you drugs are bad, but MDMA specifically, taken more than say once per 3 weeks (minimum, others wait months), you will downregulate your serotonin receptors and kinda be constantly semi-depressed simply due to brain chemistry. And your molly highs will be less intense.
But that's your concern. Best wishes.

Done acid quite a few times before...
No, you just want a bad drink.
Cocktails are personal taste, a simply cosmo or a smoke infused old fashioned, I don't care. If you enjoy a Dark & Stormy which is a good cocktail, be my guest!
Perfect? Dry? Extra Dry?
Gin? Wodka?
Drugs are fun, see if I care
Its cool
I know, I've read into most of these things and to be fair, I don't really care about the negative side effects...

That's fucking terrible.
I work as a lowly front of house footsoldier at a highly prestigious, exclusive golf club somewhere in the Home Counties and I get paid EXACTLY the same as you... and you're apparently 'head bartender', which I guess makes you something of a 'house manager', in charge of training/ordering bar stock. You're being mugged off mate, get into golf hospitality.

MDMA downregulator guy here. Have you experienced any side effects though? Just as a research curiosity, I'm wondering how you generally feel.

so there's a bar where you go to get head?
where is this hotel?
what is the charge for head?
do you give head?

Op? I just wanted to ask what part of england do you live in?