Alright fuckers, listen up

Alright fuckers, listen up.

I need to be able to code proficiently within the next year. It's for a project. None of your buisness. Fuck you.

Which language should I learn first and why?

English!

scratch. its very mature and for adults

Here's your answer.

Fuck you, fuck off.

Muslim

Python cuz fuck proper coding

I mean the easiest language is probably Python. So that one.

pHP should be easy....start there

What is pHP? I've heard of Python, java, C++ and all that, but this is new to me.

Klingon

Learn pascal, you faggot.

basic

well what do you need to code for faggot ?

Said nobody who wasn't either retarded or almost comatose-tier drunk

>something math related
python

> embedded systems or application related
c / c++

> web related
java

What you're planning on coding makes a difference OP - can you even say what sort of thing it is?

i said none of your business, equally-faggotty faggot.

>Hurr guyse it's a secret
Just an FYI OP - you can't anally pleasure yourself with code

C# It's a simple object oriented language. .NET, java, android. It does it all!

Well, since you put it so nicely.

I like to be able to defend myself. It's something I enjoy doing, preparing for the worst. I've been training in several forms of martial arts for the past few years, in case i need to get physical with someone.

But I've got a friend who is ridiculously good with computers. He can hack, code, manipulate code, the whole nine yards. He's even teased me about the porn i watch, without me ever telling him about that shit. He just casually hacked me.

I want to be able to defend myself on all fronts. Not just physical, not just mental (which is why i come to this shitty site), but online as well.

well its kinda important to know WHAT you need to make. Fuck faglord.

If you wanna make a website you would have to go for Jave for example. Learning S or R will be exremtly useless in that example.

so kill yourself nigger faggot

Dude scratch Is Fucking lit

Oh, well, that's more of a skillset than coding. Python to start, get reading on the basics of hacking, play with metasploit and the other well known tools (nmap, etc) and start reading about online privacy. After python you'll want to learn Java, learn about SQL, and depending on where you want to go from there maybe C / C++.

>hey faggots tell me what language i can use in asia
>what country? There are many langu-
>none of your fucking business
Really now?

Its for web design n shit

Ok, I kinda see my faggotry now. My bad.

It's cool.

Java. The basics are easy as shit

Seems legit. No offense, but I can't really trust something I read off of Sup Forums dead off the bat.
>Deleting system 32 will make your computer go faster hurhurhur
What expertise do you have, user?

Well, 15 years in security including pen testing, though I did more web app than infrastructure. I suppose at the end of the day there's no one answer anyway, but Python seems like the obvious choice, as it's quick to pick up, a great first language, and a very common choice in the hacker community for times when shell scripts aren't strong enough and you don't want to write some C++.

Good advice, user. I think I'll take it. Thanks Sup Forumsros.

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Glad to help - seems odd for Sup Forums but oh well

Well, I was a little on the fence about coming here. On one hand, I do have some other friends who are pretty good at this, plus I could have just followed some tutorials online for a year.

On the other hand, once you sift through the shit, Sup Forums has some anons who love to help. With the added bonus of no bullshit, just honest opinions from one person to another without any consequence whatsoever.

Cobol, obviously.

Don't listen to all the retards talking badly about it, it's the wa of the future.
They're just salty they got left behind with their shitty java or whatever they're programming in.

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You already have faggot down well, what other language do you need?