What's your secret sex stories

What's your secret sex stories

I got blown in a practice room once.

They have blowjob practice rooms?

Tuve sexo con mi perra.

Kek

Girl admits she likes me so I started to fondle her a little bit then joke around about tickling and tried that and failed because she wasn't ticklish so I had my hands on her stomach and I in embarrassment burried my face in her stomach and then I apologize and stopped but in retrospect I wasn't hearing a no to the fondling part

imágenes o no pasó

Don't have any cuz I'm a virgin.

¡Chequea esos dobles!

KEEEEK

I got on Craigslist and blew a dude

>git really drunk
>have gf give me ride home
>decide to try something new
>go for anal
>she shits everywhere
>clean off my dick
>walk home
Fast forward 5 months
>hardly talk to her
>meet guy at bar
>get drunk
>go to his place to fuck
>pound his sweet boipussy
>my ex walks in on her brother and i
>she screams as i cum balls deep in her brother
>date him for a solid year after
>she is super pissed with both of us for the rest of her life
His ass was way better than her pussy.

Si wey como en ese momento pensé en filmar una porno, le saque fotos

Ok fine. Bump with story.

>Dating redhead with high test curves. This == crazy af.
>Doesnt want to further bad rep as we work together. Plus coworkers are mean fuckers who live to shit talk and trash ppl. So total stealth fucking.
>After night shift, park in sketchy residential park/playground lot. She swaps to no panties schoolgirl skirt. Riding commences.
>Realize black bimmer has pulled into lot. Can sees us? Otherwise chernobyl deserted.
>Dick assumes command. Shirt up and 34dds in window. Finish.
>Panzer drives away. No idea who watched us to this day. Still not a fetish.

ok but only telling it because no one will believe me anyway and im buzzed
> be 14
> kid brother has a friend who just turned 9
> friend wants to go camping for his birthday
> brothers friend ( who will be further on be known as brf) wants to go camping
>brf father cant go, mother cant handle five screaming kids by herself
> older brother to the rescue, let little bro talk me into going despite me already deciding to offer and thinking it might be fun, i like camping
> we get there and kids go nuts as kids do, me being a sophsicated teen i help brf mom unpack car, ( she will be known as fm) before running over and playing with the youngsters in the lake water
>fm is watching us and laughing, smiles at me and thanks me for playing with them

>fast forward to later that
> bro, brf, and other boys are giggling in their tent probably doing stupid shit
> im sitting by the remeins of the fire relaxing ( alright i was actually playing my gameboy sp but relaxing sounds cooler)
> realize fm is sitting next to me
> asks me if i want a sip,
>hands me her to go coffee mug, smells hits me hard
> i know now it was tequila, and probably not much else from the smell of it
> take a sip to be cool,(read choked and spittered as it destroyed my throat
> we sit there talking for a while, shes pandering to me, treating me like a teenager who thinks hes mature ( imagine that)
> she keeps passing me the mug, and i dont think i even realized how drunk i was getting
>i assumed from the movies i would get black out drunk but i remember everything
> i remember her talking about how shes not as cute as she used to be and i remember me complementing her, told her she was beautiful
> i remember her tits heaing as she was breathing and i remember reaching out and awkwardly grabbing one
> i remember her snatching my hand away, and i remember putting it right back
> leaned in to kiss her and dont get halfway before i feel her lips on mine pushing me back off the log,

>High school. Be me with girlfriend. Girlfriend is also sister's best friend. Out late after movie one summer. Not ready to go home so we go to wooded area near the school, just hanging out.
>Naturally horny. Girlfriend and I start making out. Somehow sister is getting turned on and says it's ok if girlfriend and I want to do it.
>Girlfriend down with it. Drop pants and get to business.
>Mfw sister comes over and starts kissing girlfriend. diamondick.jpg
>Sister asks girlfriend "Can I?" Not sure what she meant.
>Find out as sister drops trow and says "come here." I look at girlfriend. She says "do it"
>Hop over to sis. She guides me home. Pussy is blazing furnace. Go hard and fast as sis starts to shriek as she cums. Girlfriend starts kissing sis to keep her quiet.
>toomuch.gif. I nut biggest load ever.
>Girlfriend knows. "My turn" Still hard enough to cut steel. I lay down...gf rides me hard till the end. Sister is fingering herself as hard as she can. I blow second load in girlfriend.


No one ever said anything about me and my sister. Never happened again.

Continue

I was a 22 yo virgin. talking to a girl... getting serious. scared to admit i have never had sex before. found out a friend of a friend thought i was hot. group party, got drunk and she took my virginity. I slept with the girl i actually liked the next night.

>sloppily make out with her, rock hard in my jeans.
> trying to grope every part of her i can
> we hear the tent unzipping and she slams me off of her and runs over to the fire and pretend to be putting it out as one of the boys comes over and asks where to use the restroom
>i offer to show him and bring him a bit into the forest ( pretty sure an adult would instantly have known i was blitzed, but he didnt seem to)while hes going i go a short distance away and jerk off, the quickest and most amazing jerk off i have ever had, i was finished before he was finished pooping and he was trying to be quick. it was like boom drop pants, jerk off for fifteen seconds, cum onto tree bark, done.
> come back to camp and kid goes back to friends
> i approach fm and she stops me, tells me that what just happened was a mistake and she was happily married, i was to young, and so on
> she goes to go sleep in the van back ( didnt like tents and wanted walls around her)
> i go to my little puptent but cant stop thinking about what just happened
> wont leave me mind, trying to wrap my head around it

> cant take it anymore , dont think i was planning it or anything just go up, wearing nothing but some boxers and my shoes and walked over to her van
> opened the back and she is awake and looks at me
> doesnt say anything but opens her sleeping bag side
> i crawl in
> nervously whispers to me that i cant tell anyone
> her hands traced down my stomach and she pushed it into my boxers with any fanfair
> first touch of someone else around my penis
> go nuts, start making out with her again
> literally rip her shirt in my desperation to get it off her.
> fondle her tits like i didnt know how, because i didnt
> shes jerking me off and i remember the feeling of her hand on my cock when i was kneeling over her pulling her panties down.
> my first real look at a pussy, collaspe onto her
> i hear her try to tell me that we cant do that because i dont have a condom
> but she was rubbing my back and squeezing my ass so i dont think she was serious
> find some traction and almost before i know it im in,
> dont remember to much about this part oddly, warm overpowering sensation, pushing into her feeling her grab my hips and helping me get a good rhythm
> i remember the van axles rocking, and i rmeember her slight moans
>i didnt last long maybe 35 40 seconds
> afterwards as i was laying next to her, she brought my hand down and showed me how to finger her,
> had me to that tell she completed too, took a bit of work
> she rolled over in shame and i walked back to my tent in a mix of shock and triumph
> we never talked about it, but she avoided me and wouldnt look at me the whole ride home
> didnt see her again for a whole year, then one spotting in the supermarket, i winked at her and she blushed and moved her cart to another aisle

kek'd

>Be 20
>Have crazy latina gf
>Been on and off for three years or so, things need spicing up
>Start swinging with other couples
>One night we meet up with our third or fourth couple
>When we meet with them, I'm instantly amazed; both are in their thirties, well-dressed, drive a $100000 car, in great shape
>We have drinks at their place, have great 4-way sex
>This woman was incredible; dark hair, light skin, tall, slender, could suck the shit out of a cock
>When I'm about to finish, all the sudden the girls start kissing
>ohfuckyes.tiff
>Woman pulls me out right as I'm about to come
>Guy jumps in ninja-style, takes my load right in his mouth
>The couple starts spit-swapping my jizz back and forth
>Can't decide if turned on or disgusted
>Woman goes to spit out into my gf's mouth
>gf pulls away
>Guy holds her down, tries to make her take it
>I go to intervene, woman tackles me, starts punching me in the face and neck
>All hell breaks loose
>Me and gf end up fighting this couple, all four of us butt-ass naked
>At one point, I swing my arm wildly and knock the woman out cold.
>Guy immidiately stops, gets all concerned for her
>"What the fuck did you do?"
>Me and gf get dressed and leave as he calls the ambulance

We broke up like a month after that.

bump

your dad

Kek

When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 10yo girl

well how was he?

>be 6
>in a bed with 4 year old cousin
>ask her to suck my dick
>she sucks my dick
>wow I got a blowjob at 6

he didnt want to use lube so he was a little sore afterward but i dont feel sorry for him

bmp

well i mean if he was asking for it, im just happy he found someone, that herpes really hit him hard

not as hard as i hit him, if you know what i mean

Do you Engrish, motherfucker?

i actually dont

>Be sophomore in college
>Living in coed dorm, 4 dudes sharing my room
>Pretty chill dudes, we get along well
>Floor RA is a senior girl
>Solid 4/10. Mildly chubby, bad face, poor dresser
>Makes it no secret she has a crush on me
>Says she can't act on it because she's the RA and it's forbidden
>No mention of the fact that I'd never want to touch her
>One night I go to sleep a little drunk, like most nights in college
>I'm on top bunk (room has 2 bunk beds)
>Wake up in the middle of the night to the bed shaking and the sound of huffing and puffing
>RA is climbing into my bed
>She is fully clothed in a shirt, skirt, and ugly 2-inch heels. Stinks of liquor
>I have a hard on because that's what happens when you're asleep sometimes
>My hard dick is poking through pee hole in boxers
>With no hesitation and without asking she straddles me
>She's sweaty and panting. Grabs my dick and inserts it into her pussy bareback
>I think that's rape, right?
>Anyway, she's soaking wet and very tight
>Wellshitwhynot.jpg
>We're fucking. All 3 of my roommates are very clearly awake and watching, but not saying anything
>Her pussy feels so good I can't believe it belongs to this cow
>2 minutes later I cum like a firehose inside her
>She pulls her skirt down and pretty much flops out of the top bunk
>Stumbles out of the room and back to her room where I assume she passes out
>She never mentions it and neither do I -- to this day I don't know if she even remembers or whether she just woke up the next morning with a pussy filled with cum and didn't know who put it there.
>Roommates make fun of me mercilessly for the rest of the year.

Million dollar idea here

their called gloryholes

Ohmydick.jpg

Hehehe

>be me
>19
>one week after valentine's day
>just crawled into bed, work at 5 am
>phone lights up
>"hey user"
>30 year old blonde banker lady
>talking about how her plans never went through with another guy
>sympatheticfuck.jpeg
>"would you fuck me user?"
>"absolutley"
>"come over now"
>car won't start, it's -30 Celsius
>fuckmylifeincanada.eh
>"i can't, car won't start"
>"awe I put my lingerie back on"
>FUUUUUCK
>cabbed it over

I fucked her till about 3:30 am. Went to work an hour and a half later. Worth it.

>be 15
> sister has fat friend over
> fat friend is 19 and shy as fuck,
> has crush on me
> walks in on me "accidently while Im getting out the shower
> used to be good looking and confident
> let her get a full view of the goods before covering up with towel
> sisters shy friend steps into bathroom and closes the door
> pulls my towel off, grabs my dick
> fuck the shit out of sisters fat friend
> and when i say that i mean slammed her agains the sink and made sure she would be sore in the morning
> asked me never to tell anyone
> not really a big story, but its the best my limited experience can give you

You had sex with a parrot!? The fuck is wrong with you?

I used to be a prostitute on the online game secondlife.
My clients used to really love it when I donned an underaged avatar
I'm female and I draw loli to try and recapture the feeling and naughtiness of it all, but often delete the loli I draw and don't post it out of fear.

>prostitute on the online game secondlife
>recapture the feeling and naughtiness of it all
I don't know who's more pathetic, you or the "clients."

Top of stairs in high school

>Be me, 19, Frenchfag, still a virgin, moderately attractive (7/10)
>On a 2 week long trip to Japan, rented an apartment in Kyoto for a few days
>Use a Japanese app to chat with girls and try not to suck at speaking Japanese
>One of them speaks English decently and wants to meet
>As we chat I learn that she's 18, still a virgin but she really wants to be fucked by a Western guy
>Kinda feeling suspicious, I still decide to meet her
>We hang out for a while around Gion, she wants to go to my apartment
>Sure why not, plus she's freaking hot
>In my apartment, she doesn't leave her phone
>Suddenly wants to watch The Fault in our Stars
>2hourslater.jpg
>End of the movie, I don't want to wait any longer
>Start kissing her but she won't let me
>Keep insisting, she finally starts kissing back, but she sucks at it
>Start taking off her clothes, she's way too shy
>Feels like an ordeal
>Eventually get her naked, start rubbing and licking her
>She's super wet and doesn't stop moaning
>Try to put it in
>She's so tight I can't get more than halfway deep
>After at least 15 minutes trying to get gradually deeper, she realizes it's super late and she needs to take her train
>We planned to meet again on the following day to do things right
>Has her period, can't come over
>I left Kyoto at the end of that day, never talked to her again

>be me, 20 years old in 2nd year of university
>have gender studies prof who is 8/10 and single biggest feminist i have ever met
>always bitching about the patriarchy, how men are the "breadwinners" and how women "can do anything a man can do"
>halfway through semester have a midterm, don't know as much as i should seeing as how i skipped class frequently
>fastforwardtwoweeks
>she hands out graded midterms after class, doesn't have mine
>stupid bitch lost it
>digging through her backpack, desk, bag and everything looking
>blames teachers assistant, tells me to walk back with her to her office and she will find it
>walking through campus with her, asking me about my classes/degree, acting all interested
>get to her office, i sit down and we talk for ten minutes before she even starts looking for my exam
>she finds it and I did absoultely shitty
>go home and jack off
>she emails me later that night saying if I need extra help I can come by her office tomorrow
>agree to meet her after her first class, go to her office and sit beside her as she starts going over "economic equality"
>leaning so close her tit is against my arm. hard as diamonds oh god.
>end up fucking her on her desk as her family portraits of her husband and kids stare back at me
>emails me later that day, ohboi round two
>"dear user, today was a mistake and another example of males trying to assert dominance. I hope we can keep this a secret and don't expect special privileges when it comes to grading"
>never happens again

had a girlfriend of 4 years at the time. no ragrets.

> 19
>Freshman in College with first college girlfriend
>She goes to school 2 hours away
>Can't fuck in dorm room because of bitchy roommate
> We fucked once with her in the room
>Got off to the fact her roommate with amazing tits is not far
>"Hey user gf, I'll give you the key to the house if you want"
>jackpot.jpg
>We end up fucking in an old couples cottage 5 times a week for 4 months
>Old fucks still don't know
>Lost my virginity there also

PIC RELATED
>I met a groupie when I was playing some >shows, let her give me a blowjob.
>She came to my next show so I gave her my >number. We had sex every time after a show.
>This whole time I had a girlfriend.
>Some how my girlfriend found out I was >fucking this kinky MDMA lover.
> So we got into one little fight and my mom >got scared and said "you're moving with your >uncle and auntie in Bel Air"

>nightlife, drunk and high on mushrooms and weed
>Hit on the cute girl with huge tits
>Slips out she's 17
>Still disappoint her hard all night long

blue towel?

I was blackmailed for 3 years by a 13 year old girl and 5 of her friends into serving as their chauffeur, sugar daddy, and boy toy.

From now on I check the IDs of the people I fuck.

Learn how to greentext you fucking newfag...better yet just hang yourself.

Story?

why do you ask?

>October 2007
>Be me, 17, Senior. Never had a girlfriend
>Had sex a like 5 times throughout high school because cute face (I look like Ed Sheeran), and girls in my town are total sluts.
>Very well paying job and good friends so didn't an hero.
>At a HS Football game after I finished playing in the Marching Band. Got in for free and vouchers for free food item and a pop so why not?
>This girl starts talking to me out of nowhere.
>8/10. B Cup tits, wearing typical 2007 teenager clothes.
>1 year dry spell, so I figure what the hell.
>Go to my car and fuck her.
>Sucks in bed, obviously a virgin.
>Wearing condom. Nut inside her
>Cut class next week and go to band because fuck Pre-calc.
>It's the 8th grade band playing, speak with director and tell her I passed my exam early so I had a free period.
>She sticks me with teaching these girls who are always talking and not playing.
>Teacher sends the girls into one of the practice rooms. I follow.
>Shut the door and immediately recognize the girl I fucked four days ago.
>Say hi, and think it's kind of weir-
>This is the girl I fucked.
>This is the 8th grade band.
>This girl I fucked is in 8th grade.
>I fucked a 13 year old.
>She didn't fucking look 13 at all. Romeo and Juliet laws in my state would protect me if she was two years older.
>Decide to talk to her.
>Ask her to stay behind for a while so we can talk.
>Giggling and whispering with her friend the whole time.
>Tell her that she can't tell anybody about what happened or I'll go to jail.
>Tells me she already told her friend I fucked her.
>No wonder they were giggling so much.
>Call her back into the room as she finishes packing up her instrument.
>Tell her the same thing.
>She says she'll keep quiet... for $10 bucks.
>Greedy bitch.
>$10 to stay out of jail? Deal.
>Girl I fucked demands $10 too.
>Greedy bitch.
>$20 to stay out of jail? Deal.
>cont.

>be 17
>with gf of half a year or so
>hiking along a cliffside in broad daylight
>"user want to fuck"
>"ofc"
>sit on edge of cliff and shes riding me
>came in a minute or so
>pull up pants and a family of four walks by

I used to be more reckless

yes? why and how do you know that?

Keep going

Was 26 at the time, I've meet a girl on a dating app. Of course to confirm your account you put something of age like 18 minimal. Turns out she was actually 15. It was a few dates in when she told me her actual age. I knew I had to get on that. I railed her raw a few times, all creampies then had to dump her soon after.

>Cut class again on Friday.
>Go to the band. Teach the same girls.
>Go to Lunch. 5 Girls walks up to me.
>Names are K, T, J, A, and K2
>They all demand $10 in return for keeping quiet.
>Motherfucker
>Tell them I don't have that kind of money on me. (I do).
>They back away and start talking to each other. Regret not paying them the $10.
>They tell me to drive them to the mall after school today.
>A parents are never home and so she can pretty much do whatever she wants.
>Drive these chatty bitches to the mall.
>They demand $50. Give it to them without thinking.
>They come back and proceed to fill my trunk with a bunch of bags n shit.
>Drive them to home. Nice house.
>About to leave when they tell help carry their stuff inside.
>Goddamn you're so lucky I don't want to go to jail.
>Carry their stuff in, three of them proceed to leap on me and drag me to the ground when I'm not looking.
>"What the FUCK?!"
>Girls start stripping and forcibly kissing me.
>Push them away.
>K pulls out her flip phone and shows me that she's dialing 9-1-1.
>Says to just stay still or else she'll call the cops.
>Will completely obliterated.
>K sticks her pussy in my face tells me to eat her out like I did at the football game.
>Decide I might as well enjoy it.
>Fuck all of them.
>That's both what I did, and how I felt.
>Girls suck in bed. Don't even cum once. Balls were probably bluer than the Blue Man Group's.
>Didn't fuck J because she was too nervous.
>Finger her instead. She cums HARD.
>Girls are curious, demand I make them cum too.
>Only manage to make K and T cum.
>A recorded the whole thing on video with her state of the art iPhone 1.
>Proceed to be their forced sugar daddy, chauffeur, and fuck buddy for the weekend.
>These girls are terrible in bed, so I basically get nothing out of it.
>Not paying attention one time. Fucked this girl for a solid 9 minutes until I came.
>Nut inside her. Flip the fuck out.
>One girl asks what the white stuff is.
>cont.

Okay I'll dabble.
>Be me 24 femanon
>Me and my ex-boss goto his place and share two 6packs
>Just got out of a relationship
>1 shot, 4 beers in
>Only 120 and small as fuck
>Feelingitmrcrabs.jpg
>We both drink some more
>2 beers left
>He brushes my hair out of my face
>Ohshitwhatdo.jpg
> Say fuck it and go for it
>Lean in for the kiss
>Start really going at it
>End up grinding on his lap
>Asks if I want to sleep in his bed tonight
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>Drunkenly walk to his room
>He asks me if he's going to far
>Tell him "I'll letcha know when"
>Eats me out
>OHMYGOD.png
>Pull down his pants
>Is wearing Batman briefs
>Trying to coceal my laugher
>Take out his cock
>OHMYGOD.png
>Suck him off for a bit
>He pulls me on top of him
>5hourslater.mov
>Next day roommate complains about the noise.
>Sorrybrah.jpg
We tried doing stuff the next couple months but I messed up because I was paranoid of my ex. I wish It worked out.

fucked a married older than me woman with kids, received death threats and nobody found out (exept the ones involved ofcourse)

>been peed on and peed on people
>licked a bootyhole
>put it in someones pooper
>fingering girls butt while she blows me
>stand up and walk to the bedroom of the persons house we were in and continue
>jerked off onto a sleeping girl
>girl lets me stay over while she heads off to work
>jerk off wearing her underwear and clothes
>blown at least one of my male friends
>regularly jerk off while inhaling cleaning chemicals
>pose online for strangers

no one must know my secrets

Entertained the idea of flirting with/cheating on gf with mutual friends in the occasional event they're hanging out at my place.

That's about it.

I guess we fucked in the woods once, but that wasn't all that great and we both got bugbit all over.

>The other girls all laugh at K2 for not knowing about semen.
>Later found out she was raised religious. Makes sense.
>T wants to see it happen.
>Not in the mood after potentially knocking a 14 YEAR OLD up.
>Member Prison?
>Fuck
>Proceed to masturbate in front of them. T joins in and I tell her to keep going so that I don't have to do the work.
>Tell her to use her mouth.
>She says no, that's gross.
>K2 is happy to oblige though.
>What has happened to my life.
>I'm down $250 and have committed statutory rape on 5 13-14 year olds. Could also be construed as soliciting prostitution.
>Better not tell them that.
>Decide to just enjoy the ride. Despite a pretty terrible blowjob, I'd had 5 times as much action as I'd seen in my entire life.
>Nut inside K2's mouth.
>Oh shit, wasn't paying attention again.
>She's pissed, saying it tastes gross through her cum filled mouth. Swallows some on accident.
>She's gagging and goes to get water.
>Would say sorry, but these bitches have cost me $200+.
>Drive home in my rad 2003 Impala.
>Monday.
>Tell them I have to work. No money = no gas - no mall trips.
>Demand I come after work.

>Guess I'll give these girls some description.
>There's K. Age 13. She's the one I fucked first. Blonde, blue eyes, big tits (for a 13 year old). Looks 15.
>T. Age 13. Her band friend. Brown/blonde hair, brown eyes. No tits, no ass. Nothing attractive about her, but not ugly. VERY short under 5'.
>J. Age 14 Light brown hair in scene girl style, ice blue eyes. She in 9th grade. Great tits, dat ass. The only one I haven't fucked at this point, and she was also actually very attractive. I actually did want to fuck her.
>A. 14. Blonde hair, green eyes. Ass to die for. She was pals with my friend's little brother. I was worried about her since she actually knew who I was. She's the one I came inside.
>K2. Age 14. Brown hair, blue eyes. She's very plain and I considered her the least attractive of the girls (boy would that change).
>cont.

>I once lubed a sharpie and put it in my butt because I wanted to know if i liked anal stuff, I don't
>I had the opportunity to take advantage of a shitfaced girl at a party and almost went through with it but stopped it before it was too late
>I secretly dated and lost my oral virginity to my cousin for about two months

if you wanna know more about one let me know

Most underrated post of the thread.

Real homies.

>Arrive at girls house after work.
>Do a head count. There's 6, not 5.
>New Challenger Approaches.
>E. Age 13. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Very respectable ass even at 13.
>Demand explanation.
>T looselipped. E was VERY interested in becoming pregnant and having a baby.
>Motherfucker you are 13.
>They immediately start stripping.
>E doesn't strip out of her underwear. J is slow to strip.
>K2 decides to blow me again, but gets real serious about not cumming in her mouth.
>Girls challenge each other to see who all can make me cum.
>Agree, and pull out condoms.
>Not risking pregnancy. Came prepared this time.
>Around the 3rd girl in, my dick starts getting very sensitive.
>Press on since I don't want to be pressing weights in the Prison gym.
>Enter J for the first time. Pop her cherry.
>Actually very attracted to J so I try to make this last.
>Sensi-dick won't allow me.
>Cum in 5 minutes.
>E A to go first cause she's still nervous.
>A obliges.
>Says she can still feel my cum inside her from last time.
>Bullshit, but whatever.
>Finish. Dick is about to fall off, I swear.
>Go to change condom to fuck E.
>Where are my condoms?
>Notice my entire pack of condoms has been opened and shredded by E.
>E tells them to hold me down as she mounts me.
>Says she wants to have my baby.
>INSTANT. DIAMONDS.
>She impales herself on my cock.
>Eventually dawns on me that she's done this before.
>Turns out her uncle fucked her many times when she was a kid. He's in jail now.
>I will be too if I don't get her pregnant.
>Dick is more sensitive than a triggered 3rd wave demigirl feminist.
>Nut inside her, can't do anything to stop it.
>Freak out, but she doesn't end up getting pregnant.
>After this, I decide to establish ground rules.
>Absolutely NO pregnancy.
>Spending limit. $10/girl a week.
>ONE mall trip every two weeks.
>Girls haggle me up to $15, but agree.

This ends up continuing for the next 3 years, would continue but I have to leave.

>be me 24 femanon

that's all i needed to know, tits or gtfo.

Story?

Story?

Tits now

you fucking slut

I'm flat chested bro. I only have an ass and a thin petite body going for me. Trust me your tits are probably bigger than mine

ass or gtfo

apparently you don't know how Sup Forums works.

I like small tits

You're posting some part of yourself nude or you're leaving

Okay. Night guys.

Got blown by this slut in the school stairs pretty much everyday during senior year.. I'm marrying her in January. I'd probably say worth.

Which one?

>Have gf, nice, cute, smart, good future ahead, but fairly spiritual, has joked about setting up with another girl but it was almost certainly a joke and when I've joked(ish) about it she either scoffs or derides the idea

Woods story:

>Be teen
>Be with gf (same girl)
>No alone time at house, fuck
>Live near large wooded area with trails and some dirt roads and shit
>"Hey lets see if we can fuck out there"
>She tentatively agrees
>Walk a ways, head off-road and down trail, head deep off-trail
>Spread towel on ground and get to fucking doggy and missionary and whatnot
>Nut
>We get home and take quick showers while parents aren't there
>Next day we had redbug bites and a couple small ticks all over

Not really worth it. Only real interesting part was

>In the middle of fucking
>Suddenly hear something like a forceful, breezy sneeze
>We freeze
>Hear it again
>"What the fuck is that?"
>Look around carefully
>Turns out a herd of deer had crept up nearby and were chilling
>We watch for a bit then get back to it

It seems like YOU don't know how Sup Forums works. Ass/tits or gtfo only comes in to play if they're asking for something.

I jerked off to trap about 20 times and came 4/20 of the time

I fucked my girlfriend's older sister in my gf's apartment.

Oh I misread and thought you fucked her friend in the woods but that was the only time

Damn that's brutal
Story?

I fucked one of my teacher's in high school the day of graduation

je suis deg pour toi

26 fucking 16 year old staff member that worked for me. Would get blind drunk and rock up at her place wanting sex at like 3/4 in the morning. Treated her like shit while I was drunk cause I knew she would do anything for me. Also she would drop her work clothes off at work each morning before school and blow me in the work toilets, she went to school with cum on her clothes many many times.

Jesus what's wrong with you?

show mail or bullshit

I fucked a 6 year old girl

Story?

I second this

can you gtfo with your fake story ?
No picture, no video, no proof go an hero

Unfortunately this is the only one in the thread I actually believe :/

stupid newfag

fuck off cunt

>college lyfe
>at my apartment - shared with 4 other autistic roommates
>gf comes to visit me - alone in the room with her. My roomies are in the kitchen.
>she starts teasing me - I tease back
>wanna fuck but she has a roomate too -> we have no place to go to
>she has a wild idea. "lets grab a car"
>turns out she was joking, but I actually think its a pretty good idea. So I take my car and we drive out of town
>we fuck
>several groups of students walks nearby on the dirtroad - didn't expect that but it's winter so windows are blurry so who gives a shit
>we figure that this is actually good way of having sex when there is nowhere else to go
>we repeat this several times on different places. Once I pulled over near the forest (thought there would be less people)
>we engage in the activity
>suddenly we hear weird clicking noises from outside, fairly loud, out of the forest.
>gf loses her shit. Car is locked though
>I readjust my seat back and start the car naked
>can't see fucking shit because all the windows are blurry
>so I drive away down the dirtroad.
>being the autistic fuck I am, a wild idea comes to my head: "Let's go back and check what made that sound."
>gf: "Fuck this shit, I'm scared" -> me: "Come on, we are in the car, I bet I can run over some creepy faggot if he tries something"
>so I drive back to the forest (having only boxers at this point, my gf fully clothed)
>didn't find shit. I got out of the car to check proximity -> gf was super mad at me at this point
>leave the place
>took me 2 months to convice her to have a carfuck again. she can't stand that place near the forest though.
>also proves how much cash one can spend on gas so he can have sex.